[Roland]

Re: Home Schooling Help Needed

As an addendum the video from this year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um9TOqDwM4Q

Kind regards, Roland

[Roland]

Re: Home Schooling Help Needed

Eventually things got out of hand and because America was the only nation on Earth with the might and morality to do it, Europe begged us to intervene and make the world behave. And we have been tasked with the job ever since.

I appreciate the effort and the offer the soldiers had to pay.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Home Schooling Help Needed

It might be a bit confusing.

An old name for the Netherlands is Dietsland, the inhabitant Dietsers and the language was called Diets. The name of the country was changed to the Netherlands (Perhaps due to the French, Pays Bas?) Dutch is a term used by English speaking (or American as most here prefer to call English) people to refer to the language and people of the Netherlands. In the Netherlands people tend to call you a radical militant nationalist if you use the old name: Diets.

Hope this helps.

I must say that this IS confusing... Are they all on a special food regime or something? What can they eat if they are so radical? They are vegetarians? That would not be a good thing if they wish to follow Jesus.

1 corinthians 10:25
Whatsoever is sold in the shambles, that eat, asking no question for conscience sake:

Or trying to lose weight constantly?

Proverbs 23:21
For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.

I am not sure if it really is going to help the sons of Brother Des to learn about a nation that is called the Dieters with a 99% gay majority. I think they should concentrate on Bible study, instead.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Roland]

Re: Home Schooling Help Needed

We know that no nation could ever sink lower than Dutchland, so using a marble makes perfect sense.

If you mean the Netherlands/Dietsland: This and then some. Since October 2010 we have a supposedly gay prime minister. Since then he came in office he has managed to sodomize 99% of the people in the Netherlands, though not in a literal way.

[Roland]

Re: Home Schooling Help Needed

I am well aware of the Netherregions being in a low spot. But I am not for a minute buying the ridiculous claim that the Dutch do not live in Dutchland.

It might be a bit confusing.

An old name for the Netherlands is Dietsland, the inhabitant Dietsers and the language was called Diets. The name of the country was changed to the Netherlands (Perhaps due to the French, Pays Bas?) Dutch is a term used by English speaking (or American as most here prefer to call English) people to refer to the language and people of the Netherlands. In the Netherlands people tend to call you a radical militant nationalist if you use the old name: Diets.

Hope this helps.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Home Schooling Help Needed

Maybe his mother was such a slut that she didn't put her energy into teaching him.

[Des]

Re: Home Schooling Help Needed

Dutch is a language and and the Dutch are a people who live in the Netherlands.

You mention you found a globe so finding the Netherlands and the Dutch should be easy. To locate the Dutch/Netherlands you need your globe, a marble and a firm believe the Earth is flat. The Netherlands are a low spot in the earth and even lie beneath sea level. Take your marble and let it roll along the surface of the globe. It will find the lowest spot and stay there, that is where the Netherlands are.

Kind regards, Roland

I am well aware of the Netherregions being in a low spot. But I am not for a minute buying the ridiculous claim that the Dutch do not live in Dutchland. Or are you also going to deny that Americans and Mexicans are both languages and people? Americans speak American and live in America. Mexicans speak Mexican and live in Mexico-except for the ones Obama invited to live here illegally and get Welfare checks and free education and healthcare and take everything they can away from decent hard working Americans.

Oh, and Dutch speak Dutch and live in Dutchland, which is somewhere in Sweden and a part of the Netherregions.

Good grief, didn't you pay any attention to your momma at all during home school?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Home Schooling Help Needed

Thank you, Mrs. Johnson. I decided to postpone geography until I find the information I need. This evening I focused instead on world history, explaining how World War II was an altercation between the Japanese and Europe who wanted island vacation space. Then Germany was reluctantly persuaded to assist Poland, France, and the Netherregions in order to prevent the aggressive Soviet expansion. Eventually things got out of hand and because America was the only nation on Earth with the might and morality to do it, Europe begged us to intervene and make the world behave. And we have been tasked with the job ever since.

How wonderful. If you ever need assistance, let me know. My husband Pastor Mark Johnson has offered to take the boys at a small fee (if you are interested, Private Message me) and he can raise them with me doing all the maternal, women things. If I wasn't married and had a chaperone, I'd offer to watch and teach them myself in person at your convenience, but given the circumstances, that would not do.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Home Schooling Help Needed

Thank you, Roland. We have a globe that looks something like this



except that ours is more detailed, with bumps and dips for mountains and valleys. I will get my boys to use it to find the Dutchlands tomorrow!

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Home Schooling Help Needed

You mention you found a globe so finding the Netherlands and the Dutch should be easy. To locate the Dutch/Netherlands you need your globe, a marble and a firm believe the Earth is flat. The Netherlands are a low spot in the earth and even lie beneath sea level. Take your marble and let it roll along the surface of the globe. It will find the lowest spot and stay there, that is where the Netherlands are.

Kind regards, Roland

Thank you Roland. That makes sense. We know that no nation could ever sink lower than Dutchland, so using a marble makes perfect sense.

[Roland]

Re: Home Schooling Help Needed

This evening I want to cover geography, so I found a globe in the unused library over in the south wing. I'm thinking the globe must be pretty old though, because I simply cannot find Dutch on it. I seem to remember Dutch being part of the Netherregions, so it is probably a state in Sweden, but I just can't seem to find it.

Dutch is a language and and the Dutch are a people who live in the Netherlands.

You mention you found a globe so finding the Netherlands and the Dutch should be easy. To locate the Dutch/Netherlands you need your globe, a marble and a firm believe the Earth is flat. The Netherlands are a low spot in the earth and even lie beneath sea level. Take your marble and let it roll along the surface of the globe. It will find the lowest spot and stay there, that is where the Netherlands are.

Kind regards, Roland

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Home Schooling Help Needed

Pastor Bathfire's comprehensive map of the known world has demystified geography and politics for many young children, including mine. All that a True Christian™ child will ever need to know on the subject!

[Des]

Re: Home Schooling Help Needed

Thank you, Mrs. Johnson. I decided to postpone geography until I find the information I need. This evening I focused instead on world history, explaining how World War II was an altercation between the Japanese and Europe who wanted island vacation space. Then Germany was reluctantly persuaded to assist Poland, France, and the Netherregions in order to prevent the aggressive Soviet expansion. Eventually things got out of hand and because America was the only nation on Earth with the might and morality to do it, Europe begged us to intervene and make the world behave. And we have been tasked with the job ever since.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Home Schooling Help Needed

I'm utter rubbish with geography (my husband calls that a good thing), but if you need help, let me know. I help teach the Christian pre-school and I am pregnant with my first child (I'm praying for a son) and am gathering more knowledge on a solid True Christian Biblical knowledge.

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Des]

Re: Home Schooling Help Needed

They have dykes to keep the sea out of the land. It is the only known use ever found for homosexuals.

Really? Do they stack them up like whatever that name for a bundle of wood is? I would imagine that dykes are naturally sticky, but do they cement them together? Fascinating stuff!