[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: It's Mr Machine's Birthday

I don't like ceder so I will use that for firewood. You will need to send me some sequoioideae wood instead. Please hurry as the whining is starting to get very annoying.

The ceder already sent, so I'll go tell my Negress to go by some sequoiodeae wood from my local Christian wood supply store and have her mail it to you in the rush mail.

[Walter Van Slyke]

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Proverbs 27:15 "A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike."

Mrs. Johnson, I had forgotten about that verse. Thank you for reminding me about the overwhelming beauty and inspiration that is to be found in every single letter of God's Holy Word!

Oh, and, happy belated birthday Brother Faith. I hope you received my card and small gift by now. Remember to keep it moist so it doesn't crack (the gift, not the card).

Wally

[Cranky Old Man]

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I'll mail you some nice ceder I have.

I don't like ceder so I will use that for firewood. You will need to send me some sequoioideae wood instead. Please hurry as the whining is starting to get very annoying.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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I heard some weird noises below my house today so naturally I killed whatever was there with my .950 JDJ. Could that have been Brother Faith?

In a completely unrelated matter, does anyone have some spare floor wood so I can fix some holes in my floor? The temperature has been dropping significantly and my wife started whining about those holes.

I'll mail you some nice ceder I have. A godly man like you should not have to be cold and then listen to a whining wife. "It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house." Poverbs 21:9 and Proverbs 27:15 "A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike."

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Jim Farmer]

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Fear not, for I am still among the living!

[Faith_Machine]

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Fear not, for I am still among the living!

[Cranky Old Man]

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If I knew where you were (if anyone knew where you were)

I heard some weird noises below my house today so naturally I killed whatever was there with my .950 JDJ. Could that have been Brother Faith?

In a completely unrelated matter, does anyone have some spare floor wood so I can fix some holes in my floor? The temperature has been dropping significantly and my wife started whining about those holes.

[Basilissa]

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My dearest, beloved Brother FM:

If I knew where you were (if anyone knew where you were), I would have send you a birthday cake. However, it seems that your location has been elusive even for Brother Des' drones.

Well. Just in case you decide to emerge from wherever you're hiding Miss Cookie, I'm keeping an "I love LBC" apple pie in the freezer for you. It should be a good reminder for you that your love for the church should be greater than any other passion.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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While my husband and I have been critical of the lack of return of Mistress Cookie, good reference Sister Joanna, I pray you have a blessed year and both of you a safe return to Landover! I sent over a chocolate birthday cake; I hope you like it!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Yet another year through this vale of tears, a step nearer the grave and towards the Eternal Joy that Heaven offers.

Keep strong, you are in my prayers.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I hope you have a most Blessed Birthday, Brother Faith Machine!

[Faith_Machine]

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Yes, Mr. Machine. It is Harsha Shah here. Happy birthday to you. I wish you find joy and happiness and peace on mind in your life. Yes. I am also wishing you a wonderful Christmas in the manner you want to celebrate it. I am hoping you can be with someone you love and cherish as you are a kind person. Yes.

Oh, that's so nice! I would give up all my birthday presents if it meant you would accept Jesus Christ, though.

Please? Pretty please with sugar on top? It would be the BEST birthday ever!

Maybe you could just try accepting Jesus as your savior for a couple of hours and see how it feels?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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[Harsha Shah]

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Yes, Mr. Machine. It is Harsha Shah here. Happy birthday to you. I wish you find joy and happiness and peace on mind in your life. Yes. I am also wishing you a wonderful Christmas in the manner you want to celebrate it. I am hoping you can be with someone you love and cherish as you are a kind person. Yes.

[Elmer G. White]

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Tidings of Joy to you, Brother. May you feel Jesus' embrace like this beautiful little lamb in His strong arms!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer