[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

Huh. So what, are these rules written down somewhere?

You mean you don't have a copy? Tsk tsk, see page 9, section 4, paragraph 8.

Hmmm...half-assed slander with a nice touch of arrogance. I'll give you an A for effort

Well excuse me for being too tired to answer with my whole ass.

It was "How do you define a god/godess" right? Easy enough. Gods/godesses are the heathenistic, fictional embodiment of superstitions held by peoples that were too primitive to explain the natural phenomenons of the world from a more rational approach.

I say "fictional" because, as every member of Landover will attest to, there is only one True God, and while I hate to be the bearer of bad news (not really; I actually quite enjoy it), you are not Him.

Interesting. You categorize the deities of every other belief as superstition, and yet you claim to follow the land-ovarians in believing what may be the single greatest source of superstition, the xtian 'deity', not only that, but before your supposed conversion you were a Satanist? You're one confused boy, aren't ya?

So, if I were to ask why you despise God with every fiber of your perverted, lust-filled, succubus-like being, to the point where you sacrifice children while gyrating naked under the full moon with Tidal Wave of Warm Spit, as one monstrously-endowed Negro has his way with you and every member of your disgusting coven, I'd have to answer the question first?

LOL!
Yes.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

Well excuse me for being too tired to answer with my whole ass.

I'll let it slide for now...but from now on, please try to put the whole thing to work.

Interesting. You categorize the deities of every other belief as superstition, and yet you claim to follow the land-ovarians in believing what may be the single greatest source of superstition, the xtian 'deity',

And yet, there is no way for you to prove me wrong -- not that I would ask you to, seeing as how you still haven't answered my original question.

not only that, but before your supposed conversion you were a Satanist? You're one confused boy, aren't ya?

Confused or reborn? I wouldn't expect someone whose eyes haven't been opened to the light of Christ to understand.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

I'll let it slide for now...but from now on, please try to put the whole thing to work.

I'll thank you to stop contemplating the workings of my ass. That's just weird.

And yet, there is no way for you to prove me wrong -- not that I would ask you to, seeing as how you still haven't answered my original question.

It depends in what sense you look at it. First off, there's the answer you gave as one such sense. Another would be a non human/supernatural power. Another would be simply an object of worship. Like for instance how the emperors of Rome and the Pharaohs of Egypt were seen as gods.

Confused or reborn? I wouldn't expect someone whose eyes haven't been opened to the light of Christ to understand.

I'd say confused. And a little irritating.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

I'll thank you to stop contemplating the workings of my ass. That's just weird.

Well, I do have to give you credit for being mildly funny -- the sinning, pagan harlot calls me weird

It depends in what sense you look at it.

I believe I asked how you define a god/goddess but I guess this will have to do.

First off, there's the answer you gave as one such sense.

So based on your claim that you are a goddess, this would mean that you are also fictional and merely a horrific mass hallucination. ATTENTION LANDOVER: SOMEBODY SPIKED THE PUNCH!!!

Another would be a non human/supernatural power.

Since you worship satan, you are at best "sub-human" but that doesn't define you as a power (though the term "power" could use a little clarification) not that you'd be a goddess even if you were, otherwise things like angels would be catagorized as gods which they are clearly not.

Another would be simply an object of worship. Like for instance how the emperors of Rome and the Pharaohs of Egypt were seen as gods.

Heh, I think it's safe to say that you are not an object of worship by anybody and therefor not a goddess by this definition.

And a little irritating.

Just doing the Lord's work, ma'am.