[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

Now that sounds like a dare....

I'll play along for a now (by side-stepping the obvious blasphemy spewing out of your mouth) and start of with a question:

Perform a miracle. Make yourself less of a hate-filled hag.

Blasphemous Earthlings. Speak not to your Goddess that way.

How does one define a god/godess?

That's a good question. How about you try answering it?

Thanks for causing even more trouble, Ms VanHellthing. I am afraid I may have tarnished my soiled by clicking on the wrong button. Is there some way to retract my vote?

No. Well, I'm sure a mod could change it, but then you'd suffer the embarrassment of telling which wrong option you clicked.

I'd have to say I am 2,000% certain God exists. It is better to describe me as an "a-atheist" (someone who believes atheist don't exist) than a theist.

Well, dear Booby Joe, I must say, this is the first infraction I've seen for not having enough infractions...

[Khakihara]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

I'd have to say I am 2,000% certain God exists. It is better to describe me as an "a-atheist" (someone who believes atheist don't exist) than a theist.

Well than I believe I am the person here to prove you wrong, seeing as how I'm an atheist.

[Miss Edith]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

Probably agnostic.

I don't like the idea of 'faith' being the keystone to belief.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

Well than I believe I am the person here to prove you wrong, seeing as how I'm an atheist.

Friend, don't try to mislead us. You may say you are an atheist, but deep down inside, you know Baby Jesus, who died (temporarily) for our sins.

[Khakihara]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

Friend, don't try to mislead us. You may say you are an atheist, but deep down inside, you know Baby Jesus, who died (temporarily) for our sins.

Er, No. I am an atheist. I do not believe in any gods or deities. Just because you say I'm not an atheist doesn't mean it's true.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

Just because you say I'm not an atheist doesn't mean it's true.

And just because you say you're an atheist doesn't mean that you are.

It's just your word against Bobby-Joe and Wide-open. Who do you think I'm going to believe? Men who love Jesus, or a faithless atheist like you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

And just because you say you're an atheist doesn't mean that you are.

It's just your word against Bobby-Joe and Wide-open. Who do you think I'm going to believe? Men who love Jesus, or a faithless atheist like you?

Well, kaka-boy is banned anyway, because he lied about his age. We don't allow 15 year old fags to spew their hatred for Jesus on our Godly forum.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

First option for me. I feel so filled with the Holy Spirit that I am 100% certain that God exists, and I am never visited by doubt or uncertainty. In fact, I don't see how anyone can choose anything other than the first option. It's like someone telling me that they think the sky is green when I know durned well that it is blue.

[Nobar King]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

I'd be more inclined to believe you had a brain and used it if you knew that:

(i) this is how "definitely" is spelled
(i) "an" precedes a word commencing with a vowel
(ii) "I" is always capitalized
(iii) "where at it" is not a phrase applicable in this sentence
(iv) God is always capitalized.
(v) "Pretty" is an adjective and as such should not be used to qualify a verb; I think you mean, "pretty much"
(vi) "your" is a possessive adjective, I think you mean "you're" which means, "You are"
(vii) "by who have", surely should be "by those who have"

I assume that you have been learning American for some time but have never bothered to listen.

Now listen to the Word of Jesus and, like me, you will have no doubts as to God's existence.

Brother Bathfire, the time and effort that you take to help the uneducated is inspiring. Hopefully he sees your critique of his post as a constructive criticism and can learn from his mistakes.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

Oh my word! I was so busy being appalled at the option that witch chose that I done chose the wrong option myself!! Shame on you, witch, to cause my fingers to blaspheme!

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

That's a good question. How about you try answering it?

Hey now! Don't try to flip this back towards me!

I'm not the one making outrageous claims that defile the purity of the one true God who only asks for our complete obedience and will damn us eternally if we don't concede to his demands; you are.

So if you will please try to stay on topic and answer the question...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

1. God does not always have to be capitalized

At Landover it does you Godless piece of excrement!

if the person does not believe in said god.

There is only one GOD, "said gods" are not gods!

2. "American" Is not a language, it happens to be a nationality. I believe you're referring to the "English" language.

No, I am referring to American. I would have written "English" if I had meant "English". KJV 1611 is written in American and is God's prefered language. If you are so sure that I am wrong, tithe an amount, and place an argument. I will then reveal my argument. If, by vote, you are proven correct I will tithe twice that amount!

The Godly Paypal button is below.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

Hey now! Don't try to flip this back towards me!

Nuh uh. Nope. It's a fair question. You can't ask a question like that without first answering it yourself. Otherwise, you forfeit and I assume you don't answer because you can't.

So if you will please try to stay on topic and answer the question...

This is my topic, as I remember it. Meaning I can take it in any direction I so choose. Now, seeing as you're playing the little brown noser to the landovarians here, why not try and impress them by answering your own oh-so-deep question? Do go on.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

You can't ask a question like that without first answering it yourself. Otherwise, you forfeit and I assume you don't answer because you can't.

Huh. So what, are these rules written down somewhere?

Now, seeing as you're playing the little brown noser to the landovarians here, why not try and impress them by answering your own oh-so-deep question? Do go on.

Hmmm...half-assed slander with a nice touch of arrogance. I'll give you an A for effort

But back to your question (or rather the question that you stole from me).

It was "How do you define a god/godess" right? Easy enough. Gods/godesses are the heathenistic, fictional embodiment of superstitions held by peoples that were too primitive to explain the natural phenomenons of the world from a more rational approach.

I say "fictional" because, as every member of Landover will attest to, there is only one True God, and while I hate to be the bearer of bad news (not really; I actually quite enjoy it), you are not Him.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Where do YOU fall in the belief scale?

1. God does not always have to be capitalized if the person does not believe in said god.
2. "American" Is not a language, it happens to be a nationality. I believe you're referring to the "English" language.

"God" as a name for GOD is a proper noun. Therefore, it must always be capitalized, just as Jesus must always be capitalized.

I don't believe in Santa Claus or Harry Potter or Michael Jackson, but I still capitalize the names because they are still a proper nouns.

Nuh uh. Nope. It's a fair question. You can't ask a question like that without first answering it yourself. Otherwise, you forfeit and I assume you don't answer because you can't.

So, if I were to ask why you despise God with every fiber of your perverted, lust-filled, succubus-like being, to the point where you sacrifice children while gyrating naked under the full moon with Tidal Wave of Warm Spit, as one monstrously-endowed Negro has his way with you and every member of your disgusting coven, I'd have to answer the question first?