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Even though I personally strangled Adolf Hitler to death with my bare hands and have been Ronald Reagan's right hand in defeating communism, I am not one to brag. Everyone knows me as a honest, humble and polite God fearing True Christian™. Unfortunately being humble seems to be a thing of the past.
Using their gayPhones people all over the world are making pictures of themselves (a.k.a. "selfies"). Instead of praising and worshipping Jesus, they are masturbating all over themselves while imagining that there are people in the world who are interested in them. The world couldn't care less. They are all sending each other pointless selfies no one is actually looking at. It's beyond pathetic. They also found a new use for the sticks they usually keep in their behinds. They glue their phones to the sticky smelly mess on the end of the sticks to increase the distance to their phones so multiple drooling idiots can be in the same pointless selfie.
All this is a total disaster. Instead of working hard to improve America, people are making selfies. Instead of winning wars for Jesus, people are making selfies. Instead of beating up gays for God, people are making selfies. I have no doubt that once these people get their well deserved death, Satan will shove those selfie sticks in their behinds with the phones still attached to them, so they can see their bodies burn in the fires of Hell from the inside. I will enjoy watching those selfies when I am at Jesus' side in Heaven. He and I will be laughing for all eternity.
Hitler would be proud:
Muslim terrorists using images of their vaginas to destroy America:
Fortunately this idiot will burn in Hell after a well deserved car crash:
Are these whores and sluts happily praising Jesus? No!
Obama, neglecting America while making selfies:
Using their gayPhones people all over the world are making pictures of themselves (a.k.a. "selfies"). Instead of praising and worshipping Jesus, they are masturbating all over themselves while imagining that there are people in the world who are interested in them. The world couldn't care less. They are all sending each other pointless selfies no one is actually looking at. It's beyond pathetic. They also found a new use for the sticks they usually keep in their behinds. They glue their phones to the sticky smelly mess on the end of the sticks to increase the distance to their phones so multiple drooling idiots can be in the same pointless selfie.
All this is a total disaster. Instead of working hard to improve America, people are making selfies. Instead of winning wars for Jesus, people are making selfies. Instead of beating up gays for God, people are making selfies. I have no doubt that once these people get their well deserved death, Satan will shove those selfie sticks in their behinds with the phones still attached to them, so they can see their bodies burn in the fires of Hell from the inside. I will enjoy watching those selfies when I am at Jesus' side in Heaven. He and I will be laughing for all eternity.
Hitler would be proud:
Muslim terrorists using images of their vaginas to destroy America:
Fortunately this idiot will burn in Hell after a well deserved car crash:
Are these whores and sluts happily praising Jesus? No!
Obama, neglecting America while making selfies:
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