[Elmer G. White]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

Verily, Jesus is everywhere and He reaches out His hand to all sinners (while, sadly, only a few grasp it). He's now been spotted in Godless UK in a prison toilet in Birmingham!




1 Peter 3:19
By which also he went and preached unto the spirits in prison;

God is awesome and magnificent!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Roland]

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I'll play along...

Perhaps a True Christian™ will correct me but that is not Jesus, see Revelation 1:14.

Your Pictures clearly show a ¨Jesus¨ with darker hair.

[Goon Luver]

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I'll play along...

[Jim Farmer]

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Jesus is so manly, isn't He? His arms and chest are rippling with muscles. That's proof enough for me that He hates poofters.

[Witch Hammer]

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Glory!

As a sign of wrath and deep disappointment in mankind Jesus appeared as a thundercloud!



This is excellent news and means that soon we'll be rewarded for the hard work we've been doing for our Lord Jesus Christ!



1 Samuel 2:10
The adversaries of the LORD shall be broken to pieces; out of heaven shall he thunder upon them: the LORD shall judge the ends of the earth; and he shall give strength unto his king, and exalt the horn of his anointed.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Brother, I think this may be a double sighting of Jesus, which doesn't surprise me, considering His omnipresence. The smaller (or more distant?) Jesus on the lower right of the photo looks to be shouldering a weighty haversack packed with the sins of all mankind.

[Des]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

Mercy me, but I think I spy a diminutive Richard Dawkins kneeling in judgment there on Jesus' right! A glorious portent indeed.

[Elmer G. White]

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Glory!

As a sign of wrath and deep disappointment in mankind Jesus appeared as a thundercloud!



This is excellent news and means that soon we'll be rewarded for the hard work we've been doing for our Lord Jesus Christ!



1 Samuel 2:10
The adversaries of the LORD shall be broken to pieces; out of heaven shall he thunder upon them: the LORD shall judge the ends of the earth; and he shall give strength unto his king, and exalt the horn of his anointed.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Jesus shows up again, in Godly Texas of course!

The Polks said you can even see Christ's ribs and a tiny cross in his hand. They said this is proof that God is in Gonzales.

"It's amazing that He thinks enough of us to put this here," said another Polk sister, Iris.

Amazing, indeed! Jesus showed up on a cow trailer, this time His Holy Medium was rust. But no matter, He would still be Divine in He showed up in the manure in the back of the trailer! We just know He'll be back in cheese in no time, comforting the faithful to hang on until He calls them Home in Glory!

[Elmer G. White]

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After some weeks of quiet contemplation Jesus is again appearing in unexpected places. This is most probably due to the disastrous decision to make the homer marriage compulsory.

First, Jesus Christ was seen on an x-ray film called orthopantomography that is used to visualize teeth and the jaw bone.



This is not surprising. On the contrary, this is a direct threat by Jesus to stop propagating sodomy of else... He'll slay the unbelievers in unprecedented numbers (note: the word 'dentition' has similarities to unprecedented, which cannot be a coincidence)!

Judges 15:15
And he found a new jawbone of an ass, and put forth his hand, and took it, and slew a thousand men therewith.

In addition, a picture taken a few years back depicting a conventional kitchen ceiling has been re-examined and Jesus has, again appeared to watch over us.



Again, this was expected. Jesus habitually makes stealth visits to observe, to judge and sometimes to reward and heal!



Matthew 8:8
The centurion answered and said, Lord, I am not worthy that thou shouldest come under my roof: but speak the word only, and my servant shall be healed.

As the End of Times draws near, we can expect more and more of these glorious visitations!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

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Jesus has endorsed Pastor Ezekiels's bold Mission to Korea!

He appeared on a mountain and clouds in that country as early as in the 1950's to invite Landover Baptist Church to spread the Gospel in that remote country!





Job 38:22
Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail,

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Jesus comes to Texas!

"I kinda leaned my head back in my recliner and I turned and as I turned my head I looked straight through my door there, my little windows, and I seen an image," said McGraw.

He did a double take and looked again.

"Wow, there's a face here. I was amazed," McGraw said. "What is this?"

"What do you see in the tree," we asked.

"I see the outline of the hair, the Roman nose, the eye, the other eye, the mouth, the beard. And the shroud -- a little bit of the shroud coming down," he said.

For so many, David says, the face is that of Jesus.

"To me, it's a phenomenon. It's nature at its best. Or it's Jesus Christ telling us, 'Here I am,'" he said. "Maybe he's telling me to get up off my butt and go to church. I don't know how else to say it."

http://abc13.com/news/man-sees-jesus-in-tree/694629/

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Jesus and an unknown woman on Google Earth above Switzerland:

That's so inspiring. It reminds me of this photo taken of God's hands reaching out to a True Christian(Tm) calling upon Him in Kentucky.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Jesus showed up again, this time on a cheesecake in Arizona!

[Jim Farmer]

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Jesus and an unknown woman on Google Earth above Switzerland:



Now, if the likes of the Fag don't believe it, they can check it out themselves by clicking here. See - not a forgery.

[Adam Fag]

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excellent forgers, so they were not going to put an image on it that looked nothing like Jesus, were they?

So if that's fake how do we know what he looked like at all or that what we spot is Christ and not Dave Grohl?