[Adam Fag]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

No. Why should I think?

It's not surprising that human-shaped forms might be interpreted as religious figures, especially around the religious holidays. People see these images for the same reason that they see faces in clouds, Rorschach blots and coffee stains. This phenomenon, called pareidolia, is well known in psychology, and it is the cause of many supposedly mysterious and miraculous events (including the famous "Jesus in the Tortilla"). Whether the sightings are the result of a miracle or a mundane psychological process, they are welcomed by the faithful.

Do you have faith?

That's a quote from my last post. God does not want "thought" it seems but if I see a pop star in my oats how do I choose the Fake from the Real? If I can see it, what's wrong with that?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

No. Why should I think?

I have no idea, you haven't thought much about anything you have said so far.

...This phenomenon, called pareidolia, is well known in psychology,

Just because it has some fancy Latin name, doesn't mean that Jesus didn't put that idea in our mind. If I were Jesus, I would see it as a bonus if people saw me and decided to become True Christians: I think we can say that 'pareidolia' is a gift from God.

Do you have faith?

Well, that's a damn fool question! All Members of the Landover congregation are here because of their deep understanding of Jesus and would be lost without Him - what would we have to say? Do? He is central to Landover and us.

That's a quote from my last post. God does not want "thought" it seems

Well, look at it like this: you can spend hours and hours making a complicated meal, or you can go to Wal Mart and buy a meal ready made.

God is similar to Wal Mart: He does the hard work for you and you still end up with a meal - What's not to like?

but if I see a pop star in my oats how do I choose the Fake from the Real?

I'm lost here, son. Throw me a bone... how often do you see these "pop-stars" in your Magic Charms?

[Adam Fag]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

I'm lost here, son. Throw me a bone... how often do you see these "pop-stars" in your Magic Charms?

<<<SHROUD — POP STAR>>>

All the pix in this thread might as well be George. The shroud's a well known fake done so long after Christ's death that if I said it in fact showed our world (viewed from the past), that would be just as good. Why not?

I could go on.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

<<<SHROUD — POP STAR>>>

All the pix in this thread might as well be George. The shroud's a well known fake done so long after Christ's death that if I said it in fact showed our world (viewed from the past), that would be just as good. Why not?-

If, in fact, it were a genuine reflection of our world today, it would be a real prophecy, wouldn't it?

How would they know that there would be a man with long hair and a beard 500 years later?

As it is, the image on the shroud is alleged by the Catlicks to be one of Christ. Now, we know that the Catlicks were excellent forgers, so they were not going to put an image on it that looked nothing like Jesus, were they?

I could go on.

You do "go on"... and on... and on... (You're worse than Mrs Bathfire, and that's saying something!)

[Adam Fag]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

excellent forgers, so they were not going to put an image on it that looked nothing like Jesus, were they?

So if that's fake how do we know what he looked like at all or that what we spot is Christ and not Dave Grohl?

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

Jesus and an unknown woman on Google Earth above Switzerland:



Now, if the likes of the Fag don't believe it, they can check it out themselves by clicking here. See - not a forgery.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

Jesus showed up again, this time on a cheesecake in Arizona!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

Jesus and an unknown woman on Google Earth above Switzerland:

That's so inspiring. It reminds me of this photo taken of God's hands reaching out to a True Christian(Tm) calling upon Him in Kentucky.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

Jesus comes to Texas!

"I kinda leaned my head back in my recliner and I turned and as I turned my head I looked straight through my door there, my little windows, and I seen an image," said McGraw.

He did a double take and looked again.

"Wow, there's a face here. I was amazed," McGraw said. "What is this?"

"What do you see in the tree," we asked.

"I see the outline of the hair, the Roman nose, the eye, the other eye, the mouth, the beard. And the shroud -- a little bit of the shroud coming down," he said.

For so many, David says, the face is that of Jesus.

"To me, it's a phenomenon. It's nature at its best. Or it's Jesus Christ telling us, 'Here I am,'" he said. "Maybe he's telling me to get up off my butt and go to church. I don't know how else to say it."

http://abc13.com/news/man-sees-jesus-in-tree/694629/

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

Jesus has endorsed Pastor Ezekiels's bold Mission to Korea!

He appeared on a mountain and clouds in that country as early as in the 1950's to invite Landover Baptist Church to spread the Gospel in that remote country!





Job 38:22
Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail,

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

After some weeks of quiet contemplation Jesus is again appearing in unexpected places. This is most probably due to the disastrous decision to make the homer marriage compulsory.

First, Jesus Christ was seen on an x-ray film called orthopantomography that is used to visualize teeth and the jaw bone.



This is not surprising. On the contrary, this is a direct threat by Jesus to stop propagating sodomy of else... He'll slay the unbelievers in unprecedented numbers (note: the word 'dentition' has similarities to unprecedented, which cannot be a coincidence)!

Judges 15:15
And he found a new jawbone of an ass, and put forth his hand, and took it, and slew a thousand men therewith.

In addition, a picture taken a few years back depicting a conventional kitchen ceiling has been re-examined and Jesus has, again appeared to watch over us.



Again, this was expected. Jesus habitually makes stealth visits to observe, to judge and sometimes to reward and heal!



Matthew 8:8
The centurion answered and said, Lord, I am not worthy that thou shouldest come under my roof: but speak the word only, and my servant shall be healed.

As the End of Times draws near, we can expect more and more of these glorious visitations!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

Jesus shows up again, in Godly Texas of course!

The Polks said you can even see Christ's ribs and a tiny cross in his hand. They said this is proof that God is in Gonzales.

"It's amazing that He thinks enough of us to put this here," said another Polk sister, Iris.

Amazing, indeed! Jesus showed up on a cow trailer, this time His Holy Medium was rust. But no matter, He would still be Divine in He showed up in the manure in the back of the trailer! We just know He'll be back in cheese in no time, comforting the faithful to hang on until He calls them Home in Glory!

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

Glory!

As a sign of wrath and deep disappointment in mankind Jesus appeared as a thundercloud!



This is excellent news and means that soon we'll be rewarded for the hard work we've been doing for our Lord Jesus Christ!



1 Samuel 2:10
The adversaries of the LORD shall be broken to pieces; out of heaven shall he thunder upon them: the LORD shall judge the ends of the earth; and he shall give strength unto his king, and exalt the horn of his anointed.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Des]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

Mercy me, but I think I spy a diminutive Richard Dawkins kneeling in judgment there on Jesus' right! A glorious portent indeed.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Jesus Spotting!

Glory!

As a sign of wrath and deep disappointment in mankind Jesus appeared as a thundercloud!



This is excellent news and means that soon we'll be rewarded for the hard work we've been doing for our Lord Jesus Christ!



1 Samuel 2:10
The adversaries of the LORD shall be broken to pieces; out of heaven shall he thunder upon them: the LORD shall judge the ends of the earth; and he shall give strength unto his king, and exalt the horn of his anointed.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Brother, I think this may be a double sighting of Jesus, which doesn't surprise me, considering His omnipresence. The smaller (or more distant?) Jesus on the lower right of the photo looks to be shouldering a weighty haversack packed with the sins of all mankind.