[Didymus Much]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Better add a helicopter hangar to the Airbus specs.

...in the league with Pastor Zeke and the Airbus 320A we will be buying...

What happened to the A380 from 2015?

You're never going to fit a copter in a 320, and they're not making any more 380s.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

What happened to the A380 from 2015?

You're never going to fit a copter in a 320, and they're not making any more 380s.

An-225 still available.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Matthew 19:24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.



People - Jesus said it best, get your tithes to the Church, this jet thing is important, apparently.

[Isabella White]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Yet another competitor in evangelism, Kenneth Copeland, wants to compete with Pastor Zeke in prestige and influence. He is admonishing his followers to pony up money for a new jet. I have not read what jet he wants to buy, but it seems like he is intent on moving up. Surely he doesn't think he is in the league with Pastor Zeke and the Airbus 380A we will be buying soon. Here is what his puny current jet looks like. I think it is the mundane and laughable Cessna Citation:



Kenneth Copeland asks for money for private jet | Church & Ministries News (christianpost.com)

And, Kenneth Copeland is not the only preacher who is in competition with our beloved , dear Brother Mayor Hold. News keeps surfacing about Creflo Dollar, and his mi$$ion to get a new jet plane:

And, just to show how serious Creflo $$$$ is, here we see him (and a friend) running over money — plenty of it — to anoint it, and to inspire the people to give even more money! With this in mind, we must "pick up our paces", to ensure that the needs of dear are met — as ordered by !

Luke 6:38 "Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again."

[WWJDnow]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I just spoke with a friend in finance, and they're projecting that we'll have a record-breaking day of tithing tomorrow. GLORY!

We usually clear $15 million or so profit on an evangelism tour of Africa, not to mention the souls we save. Perhaps we should run another outreach mission to the darkie continent this year to fuel up the Airbus fund.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

We usually clear $15 million or so profit on an evangelism tour of Africa, not to mention the souls we save. Perhaps we should run another outreach mission to fuel up the Airbus fund.

Great idea, Brother Dnow. I'll bring it up with Pastor Zeke. The trouble we are having is that Creflo, Copeland and Joyce Meyer to jetting over there themselves to bring home their own loads of cash. They are booking venues right near airports so it's in and out for them. Those are the same venues we want for Pastor Zeke. We don't want Pastor Zeke to spend his valuable time driving around the dark continent. Saving souls is great but each one has to generate revenue for Jesus and the work we do at Landover Baptist.

[Isabella White]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I just spoke with a friend in finance, and they're projecting that we'll have a record-breaking day of tithing tomorrow. GLORY!

We usually clear $15 million or so profit on an evangelism tour of Africa, not to mention the souls we save. Perhaps we should run another outreach mission to the darkie continent this year to fuel up the Airbus fund.

Oh, I do hope that this tithing increase has taken place, dear Brother Dnow. Goodness; it appears that our beloved has a bit of catching up to do, pertaining to Kenneth Copeland's jet plane campaign.

“The time has come for ministries, particularly traveling ministries, to have some other method of travel other than the airlines,” Copeland, the 84-year-old head of Kenneth Copeland Ministries, said on Tuesday during a “VICTORYthon” fundraiser.

Copeland, who with his wife, Gloria, often promotes the prosperity gospel, reportedly already owns three jets and a private airport.

In an interview with Inside Edition in 2019, the Texas-based televangelist said he needed a private jet so he wouldn’t have to fly commercial with what he dubbed “a bunch of demons.”

https://www.christianpost.com/news/k...ivate-jet.html

[WWJDnow]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I know that Pastor Copeland is a humble and selfless man of God, but I don't understand why any Christian should be afraid of demons. After all, we have the power of Jesus on our side! When Pastor Ezekiel approaches, demons run away in fear, not the other way around.

[Isabella White]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I know that Pastor Copeland is a humble and selfless man of God, but I don't understand why any Christian should be afraid of demons. After all, we have the power of Jesus on our side! When Pastor Ezekiel approaches, demons run away in fear, not the other way around.

Well, it certainly is puzzling, dear Brother Dnow. You're right about how it's been assumed that Pastor Copeland is very close to the . Although, come to think of it, I do recall a bit of controversy over one thing, or another. I'm afraid I cannot remember the details much, but the attached photos show that others might not hold him in such high regard. Oh, well; he can always repent if he's in the wrong — although he will never the that our beloved is!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I have not updated for a while LBC members on our progress toward purchasing the long-awaited Airbus for Pastor Zeke. The Committee appreciates the way our church members have dug deep into their own bank accounts to help this effort.

We are watching engineers who are now trying to develop a new version of the Concorde. The Concorde, members will recall, was supersonic. It could cross the U.S. coast to coast in 2 hours. Europe to the U.S. just a couple more hours. Concordes have been dumped but a new version is under design. The Committee thinks Landover Baptist could benefit by moving Pastor Zeke around the world faster than ever before.

The delay in this new aircraft is complaints about the sonic boom if causes when it arrives. When President Trump returns to office we can hope he dismisses these complaints and God's word can travel across the globe at super sonic speed.

Can Supersonic Air Travel Fly Again? - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

[WWJDnow]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Satan must be running scared, knowing that God's Favorite Pastor™ Ezekiel Flint will be able to respond twice as quickly when witchcraft and demonic powers rear their ugly heads. GLORY!!!

This will be the biggest advance in the aviation component of spiritual warfare since God took to the skies on the back of a cherub to defeat King David's enemies with flames emanating from His nostrils (2 Samuel 22:7-18).

We will need to redouble our fundraising efforts--and, of course, our prayers--to make this happen!!

[Isabella White]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I have not updated for a while LBC members on our progress toward purchasing the long-awaited Airbus for Pastor Zeke. The Committee appreciates the way our church members have dug deep into their own bank accounts to help this effort.

Satan must be running scared, knowing that God's Favorite Pastor™ Ezekiel Flint will be able to respond twice as quickly when witchcraft and demonic powers rear their ugly heads. GLORY!!!

We will need to redouble our fundraising efforts--and, of course, our prayers--to make this happen!!

Oh, what glorious news! And, how I do thank you so very much for this important update, dear Brother Mayor Hold. I so agree with Brother Dnow, regarding how the devil must be running scared. He knows that his time is short. And, thanks to dear and his new jet aeroplane, it won't be long now until everyone on Earth has heard the wondrous Gospel of !

My, I can't wait to see what the designers will create when they are putting the finishing touches on the plane. Surely, something like this will be most effective:

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

An-225 still available.

Unfortunately Sister, that option is now off the table thanks to Ukrainian belligerence. I was wondering perhaps if recent developments call for a re-think of the design? For example, I did not see any mention of a philanthropy pavilion in previous discussions.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I was wondering perhaps if recent developments call for a re-think of the design? For example, I did not see any mention of a philanthropy pavilion in previous discussions.

My friend suggested having the design completed to your specifications? There was one with a roof-rack, not ideal for a Pastor, but there's a more conservative model waiting in the wings.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Sometimes church members whisper to me the Committee should visit one of the huge airline boneyards, pick out something large enough for Pastor Zeke and have it outfitted the way he wants it. It would be so much less expensive they say.

I don't want to even mention the words "used aircraft" to Pastor Zeke.