[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Did someone check the cargo bay doors on the Antonor AN-225 - can we get Pastor Zeke's limo onboard?

[Roland]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Did someone check the cargo bay doors on the Antonor AN-225 - can we get Pastor Zeke's limo onboard?

Hello William,

The aircraft does come with a cargo door big enough to fit a truck.



That however would be a waste of space inside the aircraft which might compromise things like an on board swimming pool. Something that might be nice to have considering the physical state of the Pastor according to the testimony of some True Christians(TM) on this forum.

Luckily there is a solution: The Antonov has quite a large parking space on top of the aircraft. It is big enough to carry a space shuttle!



Kind regards,

Roland

[Didymus Much]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

...The Antonov has quite a large parking space on top of the aircraft. It is big enough to carry a space shuttle!

Lemme see if I get this straight: you'd put the limo in the cargo bay of the Space Shuttle to carry it around on the Antonov so you can keep the built-in pool? I suppose you'd get it in and out with the Canadarm?


Bunch of geniuses working together here.

[Roland]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

[...]

Bunch of geniuses working together here.

Great, istn´t it!

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I don't know what makes me feel worse; buying a plane from atheist pseudo-Russians, buying a plane from the French (nuff said), or that I was only able to donate a mere $300K.

I am praying as hard as I can every day for this. I've posted pictures of planes all over my prayer closet. I held off replacing my broken down Aston-Martin so that I could send another $150K. And, I pasted a picture of Creflo Dollar over the bullseye on the dartboard in my entertainment center.


if there is anything more I can do, brothers and sisters, please let me know.


Humbly,


Wally

[Titus Templeton]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I had a dream yesterday about Pastor Ezekiel driving a giant Airship over New York City. On the airship was written in giant letters "Landover Baptist Church" and a picture of Pastor Ezekiel with open arms like he wants to preach to the whole city.

[Roland]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Hello all,

There have been some positive development as of late which brings the purchase of the new aircraft even closer. According to Bloomberg, the wealthiest 1% had some rough times which forces them out of big private jets into small private jets:



As you can imagine this has an effect on the price of large aircraft, it´s tanking. If the 1% were to be squeezed a little more I am sure the budget will soon be enough for an aircraft with all the extras.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Hello all,

There have been some positive development as of late which brings the purchase of the new aircraft even closer. According to Bloomberg, the wealthiest 1% had some rough times which forces them out of big private jets into small private jets:



As you can imagine this has an effect on the price of large aircraft, it´s tanking. If the 1% were to be squeezed a little more I am sure the budget will soon be enough for an aircraft with all the extras.

Kind regards,
Roland

Thank you for that inside information, Brother Roland. The Aircraft Committee now believes the purchase date of Zeke's Airbus can be moved up.

We must get an aircraft the dwarf's the one Creflo Dollar has. One side bit of optimism is that Creflo's pilots have a history of damaging his planes on landings. With a little bit of luck we will soon be number one again among arena preachers.

Pastor Creflo Dollar asks his megachurch for donations to buy $65 million private jet

Megachurch pastor Creflo Dollar seeks donations for $65M jet
BY Meg Wagner
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Monday, March 16, 2015, 12:04 PM
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Creflo Dollar, pastor of who the World Changers Church International, said his church is raising funds to buy a $65 million private jet.

(Raymond Boyd/Getty Images)
BY Meg Wagner

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

One of the donors for your pastor's aircraft stopped by my Cumming, Iowa office to see if we could find any verification that the funds were indeed allocated for this purpose. I plan to publish my findings in the Des Moines Register later this week.

The donor asked to remain anonymous and I will honor that person's wishes. He claimed "possible retribution" for whistleblowing.

I have to say, after all this time and having calculated the "donations" pledged in this thread, you could have purchased more than one airplane by now. What's YOUR side of the story?

MH

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

One of the donors for your pastor's aircraft stopped by my Cumming, Iowa office to see if we could find any verification that the funds were indeed allocated for this purpose. I plan to publish my findings in the Des Moines Register later this week.
The donor asked to remain anonymous and I will honor that person's wishes. He claimed "possible retribution" for whistleblowing.
I have to say, after all this time and having calculated the "donations" pledged in this thread, you could have purchased more than one airplane by now. What's YOUR side of the story?
MH

So, Creflo Dollar has hired you to stop us from buying Pastor Zeke an aircraft larger than his. We on the Committee have been watching Creflo for a long time and we know his schemes. I forewarn you that Creflo will require you to convert and tithe in order to get paid.

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

So, Creflo Dollar has hired you to stop us from buying Pastor Zeke an aircraft larger than his. We on the Committee have been watching Creflo for a long time and we know his schemes. I forewarn you that Creflo will require you to convert and tithe in order to get paid.

Actually, Mr. Mayor, my client is a current LBC member who has donated significantly to this fund and is tired of not seeing results.

I am not trying to do anything more than get your side of this situation to better serve my client. This person said harm could come to him or her if they were identified, so I am maintaining secrecy.

I have no desire to discredit your church. I have been reading the New Testament (I am on my 2nd reading) and have found interesting coincidences with Old Testament prophecy that I am discussing with a Rabbi. So far, he has not been able to disprove that many of the New Testament scriptures point to the fulfillment of Old Testament writings. This is putting me on a path of decision and possibly making me a future tither to LBC - not Creflo Dollar.

I even think I may have killed Jesus. Well, not me personally, but through generational default. I'm not there yet, but G_d is speaking to me.

Sincerely,
Michael H.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Perhaps I can help with a little thing..

You know when you meet someone and you tell them your name?

And then they forget it..

So in conversation you get "Yes, I was just saying to Mhhzbmbl the quality of mercy is not strain'd, it droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath." It's like they never really bothered. Or they just don't want to know you. The conversation might continue: "Gad! You're right! As though it is twice blest. What do you think Mhhzbmbl?" [coughs a bit]

"Er, my name's......"

[1st Ignorant] "It blesseth him that gives and him that takes: 'tis mightiest in the mightiest: it becomes the throned monarch better than his crown!"
[2nd Ignorant] "His sceptre shows the force of temporal power, the attribute to awe and majesty, wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings."
[1st Ignorant] "But mercy is above this sceptred sway."

[They give away all attempts at remembering who you are even though it's your party]

[Both] "Do you find this M-h?"

"Well.." and whatever you had is discharged into thin air they have already turned their backs on you and walked off in the opposite direction.

After all your trouble, wouldn't you like them to remember at least who you were? I've noticed something similar in your writing. Can you tell what it is? And maybe provide a Scriptural reference, that would be helpful.

[Alan Swallows Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I have no desire to discredit your church. I have been reading the New Testament (I am on my 2nd reading) and have found interesting coincidences with Old Testament prophecy that I am discussing with a Rabbi. So far, he has not been able to disprove that many of the New Testament scriptures point to the fulfillment of Old Testament writings.

The Bible is truly unique! I can think of no other book where events toward the end had been foreshadowed earlier on. How could anyone doubt its Divine origin?

I'll be praying for you.
.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Actually, Mr. Mayor, my client is a current LBC member who has donated significantly to this fund and is tired of not seeing results.
I am not trying to do anything more than get your side of this situation to better serve my client. This person said harm could come to him or her if they were identified, so I am maintaining secrecy.
Sincerely,
Michael H.

SECURITY ALERT: AN AGENT OF CREFLO DOLLAR HAS INFILTRATED LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH. THIS UNKNOWN INDIVIDUAL IS ATTEMPTING TO GAIN ACCESS TO LBC DONAR LIST SO THAT IT CAN BE MINED BY CREFLO DOLLAR.

[Gay wilson]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

SECURITY ALERT: AN AGENT OF CREFLO DOLLAR HAS INFILTRATED LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH. THIS UNKNOWN INDIVIDUAL IS ATTEMPTING TO GAIN ACCESS TO LBC DONAR LIST SO THAT IT CAN BE MINED BY CREFLO DOLLAR.

nice sunglasses dude i wish you were my mayor in my state you seem


like a funny guy, you also remind me of steve martin cuz of your white hair


are you sure your not his brother.