[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I refuse to participate in this campaign. As I said before, dogs are suffering while Arms of the Angel plays; our wounded warriors need us to say a prayer for peace; St Jude Hospital is providing life-saving care to a bald child; Hurricane Katrina victims are still trying to rebuild, and I couldn't care less what Creflo Dollar rides around in.

Now I get the news that the repaving of Crouch Blvd is being "indefinitely postponed" and my satellite dish doesn't work still...are these connected in some way? And the police didn't respond when my employee called to report a suspicious person last night. I'm dismayed but will keep my faith in the LORD.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

Thank you! Thank you, Pastor Zeke, for saving this project. When I saw that post from the witch I hoped you would throw your powerful prayer at her. I've seen you do it before but did not want to be so presumptuous as to suggest to you.

The words in that prayers are so powerful they are like a atom bomb dropped on sin.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I refuse to participate in this campaign. As I said before, dogs are suffering while Arms of the Angel plays; our wounded warriors need us to say a prayer for peace; St Jude Hospital is providing life-saving care to a bald child; Hurricane Katrina victims are still trying to rebuild, and I couldn't care less what Creflo Dollar rides around in.

Now I get the news that the repaving of Crouch Blvd is being "indefinitely postponed" and my satellite dish doesn't work still...are these connected in some way? And the police didn't respond when my employee called to report a suspicious person last night. I'm dismayed but will keep my faith in the LORD.

Now Naomi, stop being so selfish. Pastor Zeke must have the ability to to help the down trodden and worthless masses, no matter where in the world they are, be it Thailand, Hong Kong, Monaco or the Caymans. It is imperative that he is able to 'hit the ground running' as his time on Earth is limited to do Gods Work.
Could you live with yourself if the Pastor was too tired to save some young boy in Thailand from the buddhist hordes? I can just the kind Pastor, collapsing on top of the boy, unable to perform due to jet lag. The horror!
As far as your petty problems, I noticed your HOA dues are five days past due. No one gets to ride for free.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I hope it's nicer than the one we bought him back in 2008. He needs more room!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I refuse to participate in this campaign. As I said before, dogs are suffering while Arms of the Angel plays; our wounded warriors need us to say a prayer for peace; St Jude Hospital is providing life-saving care to a bald child; Hurricane Katrina victims are still trying to rebuild, and I couldn't care less what Creflo Dollar rides around in.

Now I get the news that the repaving of Crouch Blvd is being "indefinitely postponed" and my satellite dish doesn't work still...are these connected in some way? And the police didn't respond when my employee called to report a suspicious person last night. I'm dismayed but will keep my faith in the LORD.

As I said to your Husband...oh wait, you don't have one, do you....

Maybe if you gave more to God's favorite Church, your problems would be solved. Many times over.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

As many of you know, due to the wayward actions of a True Christian that had demons in his rectum, I suffered a serious financial setback (lost close to 30% of my holdings) and was unjustly persecuted by the FBI, Homeland Security and the SEC. The fines and 'campaign gifts' I had to pay out took another 30% of my meager funds. I had to cancel my own order of a G550 due to being poor.
That all said, my financial hardships mean nothing compared to the suffering Jesus went through for those three days in the cave before he ascended into Heven on Easter. Therefore, in an effort to show God how much I love him, I am donating (I'll need a recipt) 25% of my net profits from the first quarter of fiscal year 2015 (after expenses, taxes and fees) to the Pastoral Plane fund. I had my joo accountant wire transfer in $5,000,000 just before the cheap bastard turned offf the lights at sundown. Not a lot but it is the best I can do while I rebuild from the ashes of poverty.
I just pray Jesus sees my meager gift and accepts it graciously and it does not affect my Golden Ticket to Heaven.

Thank you Brother James. What a huge sacrifice you have made. What a pity there are others who cannot see how important this appeal is.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I am very saddedned to find we did not reach the goal prior to Easter. Think of the magnificent symbolism of it being Easter, Pastor Zeke arising the Landover Pastoral International doing a fly by over the Landover Crystal Cathedral. I'd like to see the hanger be sculpted like a mountain and the hanger door, a giant boulder.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I am hoping that Pastor Zeke manages to raise a lot at today's services.
And I guess Miss Lamb will not be applying for the catering contract.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

So, how much can I put you down for, Brother Freddy?

Well Jim, I hate to admit this but the silliest coincidence has occurred. I forgot to order some checks and my accountant is out of town. As soon as he gets back, I'll see how much is in my Grand Bank of the Bahamas account and get a wire transfer going immediately.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

As I said to your Husband...oh wait, you don't have one, do you....

Maybe if you gave more to God's favorite Church, your problems would be solved. Many times over.

This bullying is not going to work with me. In fact, I will reduce my tithes and give up my titanium tither parking spot. The extra money will go to feed the poor, care for the sick, and comfort the downtrodden. Glory to God!

Faith Machine, join with me?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

This bullying is not going to work with me. In fact, I will reduce my tithes and give up my titanium tither parking spot. The extra money will go to feed the poor, care for the sick, and comfort the downtrodden. Glory to God! Faith Machine, join with me?

Ms. Naomi--What bothers me about your defiance is that it sounds exactly like Creflo Dollar. He wanted a new jet so he could load it up with "food for the poor."

To be perfectly honest, I've become suspicious you are funneling profits from your pie business to Creflo's airplane. I see Jesus as being angry at those who give even a dime to Creflo.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I ran into Granny July today, and she gave me $10.31 towards the plane.
She is currently the favorite for winning the catering contract.

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I refuse to participate in this campaign. As I said before, dogs are suffering while Arms of the Angel plays; our wounded warriors need us to say a prayer for peace; St Jude Hospital is providing life-saving care to a bald child; Hurricane Katrina victims are still trying to rebuild, and I couldn't care less what Creflo Dollar rides around in.

Now I get the news that the repaving of Crouch Blvd is being "indefinitely postponed" and my satellite dish doesn't work still...are these connected in some way? And the police didn't respond when my employee called to report a suspicious person last night. I'm dismayed but will keep my faith in the LORD.

I don't blame you for being skeptical. At first glance, 86 million might seem like a huge figure, especially when we have problems at home. Though you have to consider the bigger picture here.

Imagine you're about to hire a surgeon for an operation to save your eyesight, one looks really professional, is fully licensed, and is charging $5,000. Another man comes along and says "Hey, you know, I don't have those licenses or anything, but I'm really good, trust me. I have training in medical school and I looked this up on YouTube. That's pretty much the same thing. I'll do it for $200". Most people would pay the $5,000 without a second thought. Because when it comes to your health, it's that important, the cost isn't the issue. Getting your vision working is. You'd do just about anything to raise that money, right? Even if it meant going into debt, or selling off a valuable or cherished asset.

The same thing applies to companies, when you have multibillion dollar financial transactions on the line, you want someone with a proven track record, and some companies are even willing to pay millions of dollars to get it. Because there's just so much more at stake and they'd rather pay an extra 10 or 100 million to go with a proven product than take even a slight risk by going with someone cheaper.

Now imagine, when your immortal soul is at stake. Not just the 80, give or take 20 years of your life here on Earth, but your entire eternity. Wouldn't you be willing to pay a lot more than that measly $5,000?

We are incredibly fortunate to have God's favorite pastor here at Landover Baptist church. Trying to offer him less would be like going to a major Hollywood actor and saying "Hey, I know you made $30,000,000 on your last film, but could you work in my film for $500,000? I mean that's still a pretty good wage right? It's more than most people make." they'd laugh in your face and go somewhere else because they know how much revenue their movies generate. Someone as talented as Pastor Ezekiel could ask for stuff completely unrelated to giving his service, but instead he's asking for an aircraft that can have a real and tangible difference in people's lives.

Think of it in terms of soul per dollar ratio here. I'm just guessing here, as I'm not actually on the Aircraft committee. Lets say it costs roughly $100 million for the cost of the jet after including all the gas and travel expenses for the next 10 years or so (I'm assuming he'll be needing a new aircraft by then), making 20 trips a year. Pastor Ezekiel probably saves at least 1,000 souls per trip (that is a conservative estimate, I'm guessing the real number is much higher but I'm just using an even number to help keep it simple).

That's 200,000 souls won over for Christ! Or about $500 per soul. Would you damn people to Hell forever to save $500? I don't mean to discount your repaving projects, or getting sufficient police force, those are all important; but all that can wait! Even the police use hundreds of dollars per visit, sometimes thousands of dollars and in the process, may or may not save a life (which is why we need the second amendment). Pastor Ezekiel on the other hand is about as safe a bet you can get when it comes to saving souls, which are far move valuable than lives.

You should definitely reconsider making a donation, if for no other reason, the faster they have this new aircraft built, the faster we can move onto other projects. But the aircraft is priority number #1 for the time being.

[Esther B.]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Samuel told me last night that he's like to send at least $3000 to go towards a new plane for Pastor Ezekiel. He'd like to know if that would be an acceptable amount. He says that if it isn't enough, he can send more.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I heard back from the Christian Children's Fund. They said the reason they are skimping on the donations this time around is because the number of shamans being burned in Africa is not up to quota. They are counting on us to preach the word of Jesus to these jigaboos. We need to step it up folks.