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  • Ibis
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    • Aug 2008
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    #1

    Satan is playing volleyball?

    Hey there fanatics!

    Read your fantastic post about volleyball and satan! Must say that i agree with you totally. I mean, I can't find any other reason for anyone to play volleyball than to please, the OH so dreadfull, satan. I assume that you have interviewed some volleyball players and that they have confirmed their association with satan himself. Anyways, keep em coming guys, you never know where to find satan this days! Who knows what will come next, homosexual priests?

    LOve, Iblis
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
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      #2
      Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

      Originally posted by Iblis_ View Post
      Hey there fanatics!

      Anyways, keep em coming guys, you never know where to find satan this days! Who knows what will come next, homosexual priests?

      LOve, Iblis
      We are NOT mary-worshiping papists, you damned foreigner. You will find neither "priests" nor sodomites in God's favorite church.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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          • May 2008
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          #3
          Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

          Originally posted by Iblis_ View Post
          Hey there fanatics!

          Read your fantastic post about volleyball and satan! Must say that i agree with you totally. I mean, I can't find any other reason for anyone to play volleyball than to please, the OH so dreadfull, satan. I assume that you have interviewed some volleyball players and that they have confirmed their association with satan himself. Anyways, keep em coming guys, you never know where to find satan this days! Who knows what will come next, homosexual priests?

          LOve, Iblis
          Are you, by any chance, a Wiccan?

          Incidentally, we are Christian. We don't have priests. You're thinking of the Catholic Cult.

          Happy trolling!
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Ibis
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              • Aug 2008
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              #4
              Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

              I'm sorry, I'm not that well-informed. Anyways, I didn't mean to accuse any of you to be homosexual, all i said was that satan may occur anywhere.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
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                  #5
                  Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                  Originally posted by Iblis_ View Post
                  I'm sorry, I'm not that well-informed. Anyways, I didn't mean to accuse any of you to be homosexual, all i said was that satan may occur anywhere.
                  Why don't you start off by introducing yourself, pal. What God-forsaken country do you hail from? How old are you? What church do you attend? And so on....
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Ibis
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                      #6
                      Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                      I'm 18 years old, and i come from Sweden. Why?

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                          Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                          Originally posted by Iblis_ View Post
                          I'm sorry, I'm not that well-informed.
                          Yes, I pretty well figured that out. That's why I asked if you were a Wiccan.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Ibis
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                              Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                              well that's not really what the thread's about, now is it? I'm just saying, are u so afraid of loosing controll of your members that you are frightened by some volleyball players? I thought religion was about treating eachother good, etc. Is this really worth your time? It just makes me upset that you are so convinced that your belief is the only one. I know this may seem ironic since i sit here and argue with you, but i'm not saying that you are wrong. all i'm saying is that I (doesn't mean that it is true) think that things are pretty fucked up when some religious guys accuse volleyball players of being satan. Love, IBLIS

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                                • Ibis
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                                  #9
                                  Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  We are NOT mary-worshiping papists, you damned foreigner. You will find neither "priests" nor sodomites in God's favorite church.
                                  haha how come you call me foreigner? racist aswell?

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                                    • Brother Temperance
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                                      • Sep 2006
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                                      #10
                                      Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                                      Originally posted by Iblis_ View Post
                                      I'm 18 years old, and i come from Sweden. Why?
                                      What's your excuse for being Swedish?
                                      Originally posted by Iblis_ View Post
                                      well that's not really what the thread's about, now is it? I'm just saying, are u so afraid of loosing controll of your members that you are frightened by some volleyball players?
                                      No. We just don't like volleyball players attempting to seduce our children, that is all. Do you want volleyball players to seduce our children?
                                      I thought religion was about treating eachother good, etc.
                                      You're wrong. It's about doing what God tells us to. Did Abraham treat his son good when he took him up a mountain to kill him?
                                      It just makes me upset that you are so convinced that your belief is the only one. I know this may seem ironic since i sit here and argue with you, but i'm not saying that you are wrong. all i'm saying is that I (doesn't mean that it is true) think that things are pretty piffleed up when some religious guys accuse volleyball players of being satan. Love, IBLIS
                                      We don't accuse volleyball players of being Satan, it's just that they're possessed by him, that's all. Claiming that they were actually Satan would be absurd.
                                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                        • Ibis
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                                          #11
                                          Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                                          What's your excuse for being Swedish?
                                          I was born here. Anyways, why do i need an excuse? U guys don't like sweden?

                                          No. We just don't like volleyball players attempting to seduce our children, that is all. Do you want volleyball players to seduce our children?
                                          So the only resaon they play is to seduce children? And i can't say i care if some children are "seduced" by the volleyball players. Don't think it will harm them to masturbate a little, obviously it harms you more to not do it.

                                          You're wrong. It's about doing what God tells us to. Did Abraham treat his son good when he took him up a mountain to kill him?
                                          Ok, then i guess I am wrong, and i must say im dissapointed. I respected those who believe in god for their will to do good, now I don't know what to think.
                                          We don't accuse volleyball players of being Satan, it's just that they're possessed by him, that's all. Claiming that they were actually Satan would be absurd.
                                          Can u prove this in some way? Have they admitted or something? Or did god tell you?
                                          Last edited by Miss Maisie; 08-15-2008, 01:48 PM. Reason: Horrible lack of quote tags

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                                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                                              • May 2008
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                                              #12
                                              Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                                              What are you yammering about, Sybil?
                                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                   
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 78556
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                                                  God hates Sweden. Bigtime.
                                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                    • Ibis
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                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                                                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                      God hates Sweden. Bigtime.
                                                      Why? God or you?

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                                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 78556
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                                                          Originally posted by Ibis View Post
                                                          Why? God or you?
                                                          Click on the link I provided, Sven, and you'll see why God hates Sweden.

                                                          By the way, we are commanded by God to hate the things that He hates.

                                                          Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                                                          20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
                                                          21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                                                          22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
                                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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