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  • Ibis
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    • Aug 2008
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    #16
    Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Click on the link I provided, Sven, and you'll see why God hates Sweden.

    By the way, we are commanded by God to hate the things that He hates.
    Clicked the link. So the homepage was made by god or what? So god is a hater? Then what makes himm better than satan?

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
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      #17
      Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

      Originally posted by Ibis View Post
      Clicked the link. So the homepage was made by god or what? So god is a hater? Then what makes himm better than satan?
      Friend, God created satan. He created everything, that automatically makes Him better.

      I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7
      God hates unrighteousness, and a long list of other people and things. Haven't you ever read the Bible?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
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        #18
        Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

        I noticed that the sodomite Swede wrestlers are throwing hissy fits at the Olympics. That must make you proud.

        True Christian™ Americans would never act like that. We have Jesus on our side.

        Swedish wrestler Ara Abrahamian throws away medal in Olympic hissy fit

        While an Olympic medal would be seen by most athletes as the ultimate reward for a lifetime's work, Swedish wrestler Ara Abrahamian was less than pleased with the bronze he won at the Chinese Agricultural University Gym.

        Abrahamian threw down his 84kg greco-roman bronze in disgust after his shot at gold was ended by a decision denounced by the Swedish coach as "politics".

        Abrahamian took the medal from around his neck during the medal ceremony, stepped from the podium and dropped it in the middle of the mat before storming off.

        The Swedish wrestler had to be restrained by team-mates earlier as a row erupted with judges over the decision in a semi-final bout with Andrea Minguzzi of Italy, who went on to the take gold.

        Abrhamian, who won silver at the Athens 2004 Games, shouted at the referee, then went over to confront judges, angrily throwing off the restraining arm of a team official.

        Swedish fans booed loudly as the judges filed out of the arena. Abrahamian said nothing to waiting reporters but whacked an aluminium barricade with his fist as he left the hall.

        "It's all politics," said Swedish coach Leo Myllari.
        What a second there....What kind of a Swedish Meatball is named "Ara Abrahamian?" I had no idea you let queer terrorists on your Olympic teams up there.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Ibis
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          #19
          Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I noticed that the sodomite Swede wrestlers are throwing hissy fits at the Olympics. That must make you proud.

          True Christian™ Americans would never act like that. We have Jesus on our side.



          What a second there....What kind of a Swedish Meatball is named "Ara Abrahamian?" I had no idea you let queer terrorists on your Olympic teams up there.
          True Americans could never finish third in the Olympics, first of all. From what i have read you are to afraid to even leave your own country ( I had no idea you let queer terrorists on your Olympic teams up there). If there is a god (which i doubt), he would surely be happy that some countries are willing to help people that can't stay in their own countries. And btw, where did you read that he is a terrorist? Can't find it anywhere:S Perhaps you are a little racist there, are you? A little afraid? Perhaps you should give some thought to why some people want to bomb your "loved" country.

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          • Brother Temperance
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            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #20
            Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

            Originally posted by Ibis View Post
            I was born here. Anyways, why do i need an excuse? U guys don't like sweden?
            We'll ask the questions here, thank you very much.


            So the only resaon they play is to seduce children? And i can't say i care if some children are "seduced" by the volleyball players.
            So, there you have it, straight from the Swede's mouth: Swedes think paedophilia is fine and dandy. Disgusting.
            Don't think it will harm them to masturbate a little, obviously it harms you more to not do it.
            Where in the Bible does it say any of that?

            Ok, then i guess I am wrong
            What a coincidence. I guess you are wrong too. I'm glad we can agree.
            and i must say im dissapointed. I respected those who believe in god for their will to do good, now I don't know what to think.
            Read the Bible. That'll tell you what to think.
            Can u prove this in some way?
            Why else would they be trying to seduce our children?
            Originally posted by Ibis View Post
            True Americans could never finish third in the Olympics, first of all.
            No, they always finish first. Why isn't killing ragheads an Olympic sport yet, btw?
            From what i have read you are to afraid to even leave your own country ( I had no idea you let queer terrorists on your Olympic teams up there).
            We don't, you slanderous Scando!
            If there is a god (which i doubt), he would surely be happy that some countries are willing to help people that can't stay in their own countries. And btw, where did you read that he is a terrorist? Can't find it anywhere:S Perhaps you are a little racist there, are you?
            That is a lie twice over! We are not racists, and Pastor Zeke is a throbbing great figure of a man. He is certainly not little.
            A little afraid? Perhaps you should give some thought to why some people want to bomb your "loved" country.
            Because they are moon-crazy, so Satan tells them to worship a paedophile and kill Christians. It's pretty obvious when you think about it.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
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              #21
              Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

              Originally posted by Ibis View Post
              True Americans could never finish third in the Olympics, first of all. From what i have read you are to afraid to even leave your own country
              Michael Phelps didn't seem to be afraid. He already has more gold on his American neck than your entire country.


              Originally posted by Ibis View Post
              If there is a god (which i doubt), he would surely be happy that some countries are willing to help people that can't stay in their own countries. And btw, where did you read that he is a terrorist? Can't find it anywhere:S Perhaps you are a little racist there, are you? A little afraid?
              Listen up viking boy; You should be very, very afraid of spouting off such blasphemy! Jesus could decide to kill you at any moment and send you straight into the lake of fire for all eternity.

              Anyone with a freakish name like "Ara Abrahamian" must be a towelhead. Don't claim racism when you know I'm right. I thought Swedes were White? Do you have to hire sand nigras to do your sports for you?



              Originally posted by Ibis View Post
              Perhaps you should give some thought to why some people want to bomb your "loved" country.
              They hate our freedom, just as President George W. Bush has told us on countless occasions.

              You still haven't answered my question. Are you proud of that camel lover humiliating your entire White country with his homersexural tantrums on world TV?

              Perhaps you should give some serious thought to exactly why you are here.

              You claim to be an atheist, but Jesus called you here for a reason, Sven. Wouldn't you like to rid yourself of the shackles satan has bound you with? Wouldn't you like to give up your sodomite habits and become normal again?

              Jesus is waiting for you Sven. With open arms. Won't you come to Him?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                • Dec 2006
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                #22
                Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                Originally posted by Ibis View Post
                I'm sorry, I'm not that well-informed.
                Obviously.

                Originally posted by Ibis View Post
                haha how come you call me foreigner? racist aswell?
                Political correctness is even more out of hand than I thought if it's now "racist" to refer to someone as a foreigner!
                Listen, Beeorn, this church is in the United States of America. You are from Sweden. That makes you a foreigner. If we were to come visit your frozen tundra island (which may not be a bad idea to send missionaries there), we would be the foreigners.
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                • Nobar King
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                  • Sep 2007
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                  #23
                  Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                  Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                  If we were to come visit your frozen tundra island (which may not be a bad idea to send missionaries there), we would be the foreigners.
                  It's too cold there. How would we get volunteers? They can hardly handle Australia during the summer! It's not all beaches and swimming after all.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Ibis
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                    #24
                    Re: What makes a "good Christian"?

                    All this bullshit about the bible is so lame. Prove to me that gpod wrote it, and i'll believe in it. As it is now, i might aswell believe in lord of the rings.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
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                      #25
                      Re: What makes a "good Christian"?

                      I don't know who "gpod" is (maybe one of those coon wrappers?) but I'm going to guess that you want to know about God. May I suggest that you lay off the cheap Norwegian beer when posting on God's favorite forum? Anymore pottymouth outbursts like that will result in your being put on Moderation.

                      Your proof can be found HERE. You're welcome.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • Ibis
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                        #26
                        Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        We'll ask the questions here, thank you very much.
                        Why?


                        So, there you have it, straight from the Swede's mouth: Swedes think paedophilia is fine and dandy. Disgusting. Where in the Bible does it say any of that?


                        What a coincidence. I guess you are wrong too. I'm glad we can agree.



                        Read the Bible. That'll tell you what to think.

                        Let me guess: you never thought yourself in your whole life? I have read the bible btw, didn't like it. To obious that Jesus is gonna come back after he dies, and a little slow for my taste. Liked lord of the rings better!

                        Why else would they be trying to seduce our children?

                        haha, no comments

                        No, they always finish first. Why isn't killing ragheads an Olympic sport yet, btw?

                        Oh i guess we are discussing different olympics then

                        We don't, you slanderous Scando!

                        That is a lie twice over! We are not racists, and Pastor Zeke is a throbbing great figure of a man. He is certainly not little.

                        Seems to me you are racists, since you think everyone with foreign names are terrorists.

                        Because they are moon-crazy, so Satan tells them to worship a paedophile and kill Christians. It's pretty obvious when you think about it.

                        The only one crazy here seems to be you.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                          • May 2008
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                          #27
                          Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                          Originally posted by Ibis View Post
                          The only one crazy here seems to be you.
                          At long last, you said something to yourself that makes sense.

                          If you wish to have conversations with yourself, Sybil, you need not post them here.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Ibis
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                            #28
                            Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Michael Phelps didn't seem to be afraid. He already has more gold on his American neck than your entire country.




                            Listen up viking boy; You should be very, very afraid of spouting off such blasphemy! Jesus could decide to kill you at any moment and send you straight into the lake of fire for all eternity.

                            Anyone with a freakish name like "Ara Abrahamian" must be a towelhead. Don't claim racism when you know I'm right. I thought Swedes were White? Do you have to hire sand nigras to do your sports for you?





                            They hate our freedom, just as President George W. Bush has told us on countless occasions.

                            You still haven't answered my question. Are you proud of that camel lover humiliating your entire White country with his homersexural tantrums on world TV?

                            Perhaps you should give some serious thought to exactly why you are here.

                            You claim to be an atheist, but Jesus called you here for a reason, Sven. Wouldn't you like to rid yourself of the shackles satan has bound you with? Wouldn't you like to give up your sodomite habits and become normal again?

                            Jesus is waiting for you Sven. With open arms. Won't you come to Him?
                            I'm very proud of him, he is a great wrestler. I don't give a crap about his name, and I don't give a rap about where he is born. Why are you calling him camel lover? Did he scream "I love camels" or something? Must have missed it Sounds funny though!

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                              #29
                              Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                              catholic cult??? please explain..

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                              • JennyD
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                                #30
                                Re: Satan is playing volleyball?

                                Originally posted by Girth and Mirth Dionne567 View Post
                                catholic cult??? please explain..


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