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Could your hairstyle be putting you in danger of Hell?
The man bun is a popular style among millennials and hipsters. You have doubtlessly seen them, and perhaps you've even thought about getting one yourself. Man bun mania has reached the point where men who cannot wait to grow one naturally, or who don't want to wear it all the time, can now purchase clip-on man buns from an online vendor. May God have mercy on them.
Philippians 2:3
Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves.
Let's be clear: vanity is a sin. You cannot devote yourself to God and Jesus while obsessing over the latest, hippest trends, and hairstyles are no exception. The cuts you see True Christian men sporting don't even have names. A real men will walk into the barber shop, sit down, say "give me the usual, Sal" or "short on the sides, long on top" (although even this has been ruined by metrosexuals) and then go about his life, paying no attention to the hair on his head until he notices it's grown too long again.
Proverbs 6:16-19
16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
The very fact that they are called man buns should tip you off that something is wrong. We rarely hear of someone eating a man steak while wearing man jeans and carrying a man gun, because those are all things naturally associated with men. Wearing your hair in a bun, on the other hand, is what women do. And there is a very good, Biblical reason for that.
1 Corinthians 11:14-15
14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.
God intended for men's hair to be short and women's hair long, as part of His divine plan for the sexes. The more different men and women are, the healthier we are, and the greater our need to unite and become "one flesh." (Genesis 2:24, Mark 10:8).
But ladies love man buns, don't they? Might it be worth temporarily shaming yourself in the eyes of God if it attracts a wife you can raise a Christian family with? The answer to both questions is No. Studies show that women hate man buns, are repulsed by them, and consider them feminine.
In other words, your man bun sends the message that you want a man between your buns. I am sure that if you did the research, you would find that men with this hairstyle are more likely to be mugged, beaten, and even raped by other men. Like most modern fashion trends, this one was likely started by homosexuals.
Even effeminate straight men are going straight to Hell, according to the Holy Bible!
1 Corinthians 6:9-10
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
Man buns also exact a more immediate toll on their wearers: baldness. Do you value the hair God gave you? Then you're better off not pulling and twisting it in the name of fashion.
When you look at all the facts, it becomes clear that the man bun frenzy is completely manufactured by the media, for the purpose of effeminizing white men. If you wear one, you will be shamed by God, rejected by women, pursued by sodomites, and abused by thugs. There is no doubt that the sight of Western males prancing around with man buns is a symbol of decadence that stokes the wrath of ISIS.
Cut off yours now, before God cuts you down!
The man bun is a popular style among millennials and hipsters. You have doubtlessly seen them, and perhaps you've even thought about getting one yourself. Man bun mania has reached the point where men who cannot wait to grow one naturally, or who don't want to wear it all the time, can now purchase clip-on man buns from an online vendor. May God have mercy on them.
Philippians 2:3
Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves.
Let's be clear: vanity is a sin. You cannot devote yourself to God and Jesus while obsessing over the latest, hippest trends, and hairstyles are no exception. The cuts you see True Christian men sporting don't even have names. A real men will walk into the barber shop, sit down, say "give me the usual, Sal" or "short on the sides, long on top" (although even this has been ruined by metrosexuals) and then go about his life, paying no attention to the hair on his head until he notices it's grown too long again.
Proverbs 6:16-19
16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
The very fact that they are called man buns should tip you off that something is wrong. We rarely hear of someone eating a man steak while wearing man jeans and carrying a man gun, because those are all things naturally associated with men. Wearing your hair in a bun, on the other hand, is what women do. And there is a very good, Biblical reason for that.
1 Corinthians 11:14-15
14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.
God intended for men's hair to be short and women's hair long, as part of His divine plan for the sexes. The more different men and women are, the healthier we are, and the greater our need to unite and become "one flesh." (Genesis 2:24, Mark 10:8).
But ladies love man buns, don't they? Might it be worth temporarily shaming yourself in the eyes of God if it attracts a wife you can raise a Christian family with? The answer to both questions is No. Studies show that women hate man buns, are repulsed by them, and consider them feminine.
In other words, your man bun sends the message that you want a man between your buns. I am sure that if you did the research, you would find that men with this hairstyle are more likely to be mugged, beaten, and even raped by other men. Like most modern fashion trends, this one was likely started by homosexuals.
Even effeminate straight men are going straight to Hell, according to the Holy Bible!
1 Corinthians 6:9-10
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
Man buns also exact a more immediate toll on their wearers: baldness. Do you value the hair God gave you? Then you're better off not pulling and twisting it in the name of fashion.
When you look at all the facts, it becomes clear that the man bun frenzy is completely manufactured by the media, for the purpose of effeminizing white men. If you wear one, you will be shamed by God, rejected by women, pursued by sodomites, and abused by thugs. There is no doubt that the sight of Western males prancing around with man buns is a symbol of decadence that stokes the wrath of ISIS.
Cut off yours now, before God cuts you down!
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