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Praise Jesus! My wife is finally pregnant! I was worried for a few days that she had demons inside her stench trench, because after 17 seeding sessions God was not answering my prayers about the status of my wife's pregnancy, but after 59 long, and gruesome seedings stretched out over a few days she is finally pregnant. I assume the demons inside her meat wallet got tired of dodging my meat soldier on a daily basis so they went back to hell. I was praying after the 59th time, and the Lord told me that I should expect a son in 9 months! Praise Jesus! I can't wait to be a father!
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Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Mr. Vessel, may I remind you that women and children visit these boards. Perhaps we should use language that is bit more delicate in nature?Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
Amen, Sister. It is gratifying to know that a staunch Christian, such as yourself, is watching over the moral and ethical direction of this godly site. The Pastors can not be expected to attend to every single detail. Strong language is never welcome.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Hello Victory,Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
Perhaps this is one of those rough diamonds. With 59 attempts in a few days, just to please Jesus, Fear of the Lord must be great in this one.Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.Comment
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Very well Sister. I will use less harsh language next time. My apologiesOriginally posted by VictoryOS View PostLeviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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It is almost as if you didn't bother to read my incredibly insightful guide: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!
My incredibly insightful guide clearly states that details on sex can be found in Genesis 29:30 (about going into the women) and Leviticus 15:32 (about the seed you have to plant).
If you would have followed the Bible to the letter you would only need to have sex one time to make a child, not 59 times.
5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Congratulations to you and your family! I do hope you have the precious boy you are hoping for.Colossians 3:18 - Wives, submit to your own husbands, as it is fitting in the Lord.Comment
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