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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Periwinkle!
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Happy Birthday, dear!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Periwinkle!
Happy birthday to a wonderful and interesting Soldier of Christ!Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Periwinkle!
Happy birthday young man! My wife, Mrs. Hutchins is still owed a dance with you, she was captivated at the Christmas celebration when you did the Jitterbug with widow Johnson. You have my permission to dance provided you keep a two foot minimum and avoid direct eye contact.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Periwinkle!
I wonder where he is. Ever since he borrowed my pick-axe near the end of december he seems to have vanished without a trace.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Periwinkle!
Happy Birthday!"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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I'm a little late to the party but happy belated!Colossians 3:18 - Wives, submit to your own husbands, as it is fitting in the Lord.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Periwinkle!
Who?WARNING:
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