The Present! is Difficult

[eliot mayfield]

Re: The Present! is Difficult

Do you think if I prayed really hard I could get a little stigmata and be born again?

Now, understand, I come from a Catholic background and have some Jew in me, so I'm not sure whether Jesus would welcome me with open arms.

I think the only way for me to know he truly wants me is through stigmata . Could you pray for some stigmata for me?

If you are just here to tease and have fun, then you're at the wrong place. This is a church of the Lord.
If you're serious about being saved, this is the place.

[Jez4HeyZeuz]

Re: The Present! is Difficult

What are you going on about. You need to forget about this, this slutitude! If you want to serve someone, serve the Lord and Master of us all! You must believe in order to be saved.

Do you think if I prayed really hard I could get a little stigmata and be born again?

Now, understand, I come from a Catholic background and have some Jew in me, so I'm not sure whether Jesus would welcome me with open arms.

I think the only way for me to know he truly wants me is through stigmata . Could you pray for some stigmata for me?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: The Present! is Difficult

What are you going on about. You need to forget about this, this slutitude! If you want to serve someone, serve the Lord and Master of us all! You must believe in order to be saved.

[Jez4HeyZeuz]

Re: The Present! is Difficult

Do a search in the introductions and read the entire sorrid story.

Excellent. I will. I'm getting a little sick of my own stench of perversion, the fumes from my oozing slut cave are really getting to me.

Does it have anything to do with that midget demon the umlaut?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: The Present! is Difficult

You used to be a pervert? Did you tap your foot once or twice at public bathrooms? How did you find your way to rightousness?

Do a search in the introductions and read the entire sorrid story.

[Jez4HeyZeuz]

Re: The Present! is Difficult

Just a danged blamed minute here! I recognize this writing. Back when I was usnsaved and a pervert, I used to read science fiction. That's L. Ron. Hubbard writing!

You used to be a pervert? Did you tap your foot once or twice at public bathrooms? How did you find your way to rightousness?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: The Present! is Difficult

Just a danged blamed minute here! I recognize this writing. Back when I was usnsaved and a pervert, I used to read science fiction. That's L. Ron. Hubbard writing!

[Talitha]

Re: The Present! is Difficult

I apologize for not posting for a while, but my Benefactrix (as she has suggested I refer to her) placed an ad in your Craigslist for ½ OFF! All Lawnmower Service and Repair! One Day Service Guaranteed! And the response has been a bit overwhelming. This is not how I expected to spend my mission from The Future! And it is definitely not working out the way the Dedicated Intrepid Christian Knights in Space described it to me before they stripped me nude and placed me in the Temporal Upset Reassignment Device. But I shall not be deterred! I shall persevere! I will keep The Lord and the True Christians™ here at Landover in my heart. But now I have to go. If my Benefactrix finds out I’m using her laptop instead of servicing the Toro 20067 Personal Pace with Electric Start that came in this morning, there could be . . . trouble.

Have you ever thought of behaving like a REAL Man for a change?
You know, slap her around a bit and force her to get you a Beer?

[Sledge Riprock]

I apologize for not posting for a while, but my Benefactrix (as she has suggested I refer to her) placed an ad in your Craigslist for ½ OFF! All Lawnmower Service and Repair! One Day Service Guaranteed! And the response has been a bit overwhelming. This is not how I expected to spend my mission from The Future! And it is definitely not working out the way the Dedicated Intrepid Christian Knights in Space described it to me before they stripped me nude and placed me in the Temporal Upset Reassignment Device. But I shall not be deterred! I shall persevere! I will keep The Lord and the True Christians™ here at Landover in my heart. But now I have to go. If my Benefactrix finds out I’m using her laptop instead of servicing the Toro 20067 Personal Pace with Electric Start that came in this morning, there could be . . . trouble.