July 15th Bar Be Que

[eliot mayfield]

Leviticus, chapter 23




"37": These are the feasts of the LORD, which ye shall proclaim to be holy convocations, to offer an offering made by fire unto the LORD, a burnt offering, and a meat offering, a sacrifice, and drink offerings, every thing upon his day:

39": Also in the fifteenth day of the seventh month, when ye have gathered in the fruit of the land, ye shall keep a feast unto the LORD seven days: on the first day shall be a sabbath, and on the eighth day shall be a sabbath.

Now, since Jesus died and we no longer have to make sacrifices, does that mean we can eat the animals?
July 15th week long Landover Bar be que?

This makes a decent starter menu:


"18": And ye shall offer with the bread seven lambs without blemish of the first year, and one young bullock, and two rams: they shall be for a burnt offering unto the LORD, with their meat offering, and their drink offerings, even an offering made by fire, of sweet savour unto the LORD

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Leviticus, chapter 23




"37": These are the feasts of the LORD, which ye shall proclaim to be holy convocations, to offer an offering made by fire unto the LORD, a burnt offering, and a meat offering, a sacrifice, and drink offerings, every thing upon his day:

39": Also in the fifteenth day of the seventh month, when ye have gathered in the fruit of the land, ye shall keep a feast unto the LORD seven days: on the first day shall be a sabbath, and on the eighth day shall be a sabbath.

Now, since Jesus died and we no longer have to make sacrifices, does that mean we can eat the animals?
July 15th week long Landover Bar be que?

This makes a decent starter menu:


"18": And ye shall offer with the bread seven lambs without blemish of the first year, and one young bullock, and two rams: they shall be for a burnt offering unto the LORD, with their meat offering, and their drink offerings, even an offering made by fire, of sweet savour unto the LORD

Praise Jesus! I always look forward to our LBC annual week-long Barbecue. Not only does the aroma please God...

Philippians 4:17 Not because I desire a gift: but I desire fruit that may abound to your account.
18 But I have all, and abound: I am full, having received of Epaphroditus the things [which were sent] from you, an odor of a sweet smell, a sacrifice acceptable, well pleasing to God.

...but also July 15th is my birthday! Thank you Jesus for not killing me so far!!

[eliot mayfield]

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Who's raising the lambs this year?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Who's raising the lambs this year?

Some of the old nigra boys who tend to my estate always have a few lambs and succulent piglets ready to toss on the fire.

I look forward to tucking into those delicious turduckens that Pastor Pistle brings to the feast.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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and GOD Bless good ole American Hambugers and Hot Dogs!

GLORY!

[SUV]

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Sister Thumper, we'd best get into our lobster bibs again!

That's what I love about being Baptist - unlike joos and mooselimbs, we can eat any kind of Food! And we sure enough do!

Now I do seem to recall Pastor Al trying to slap a Biblical Injunction on us regarding "shellfish" but I'm not sure he was serious about that. And if Baby Jesus was actually a mollusk, which recent Theological Studies seem to indicate, why then, I'm sure He wouldn't mind us "Eating of His Body" - apparently, He's never given the catlickers Grief for doing this after all of these years. Praise!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Sister Thumper, we'd best get into our lobster bibs again!

That's what I love about being Baptist - unlike joos and mooselimbs, we can eat any kind of Food! And we sure enough do!

Now I do seem to recall Pastor Al trying to slap a Biblical Injunction on us regarding "shellfish" but I'm not sure he was serious about that. And if Baby Jesus was actually a mollusk, which recent Theological Studies seem to indicate, why then, I'm sure He wouldn't mind us "Eating of His Body" - apparently, He's never given the catlickers Grief for doing this after all of these years. Praise!

GLORY! Yes! NOW we can use our nifty bibs Sister!

[SUV]

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Gee, where was it again we got those measly little snow crab legs? Aren't they the ones we swiped-and-ran from that methodless "Church" picnic?

I know if we're having them here at Landover Baptist, it'll be nothing but the biggest and the best: King Crab!

('Cause some of our Pastors are kingsized crabs sometimes)

[Brother Temperance]

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I look forward to tucking into those delicious turduckens that Pastor Pistle brings to the feast.

There's something about that word that just doesn't seem right.

GLORY! Yes! NOW we can use our nifty bibs Sister!

I don't get it... why is Sister Sue trying to shove a crab into your ear?

[SUV]

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I don't get it... why is Sister Sue trying to shove a crab into your ear?

Strangely enough, I had never noticed that!

[Poetic Peter]

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Gee, where was it again we got those measly little snow crab legs? Aren't they the ones we swiped-and-ran from that methodless "Church" picnic?

I know if we're having them here at Landover Baptist, it'll be nothing but the biggest and the best: King Crab!

('Cause some of our Pastors are kingsized crabs sometimes)

Now, nothing personal...
It's just that...well, oh
I'm just joshing my best girlfriend
so no-one else dare steal her:



Sister Susie's shelling crabs all season
for years and years and years
of sav'ry bar b que delights.
Some soldiers of Al Pistle
say they'd sooner ride the missiles
of Al Qaeda than rub bristles
with Sister Sue's crab legs tonight.


In truth: Sue!
As smooth a love, a perfect dove
this cookie whom we love

[SUV]

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As always, you are way too kind to this Sinner, Brother Peter!

So do you think we're having King Crab? Could be what I overheard was that "one of the Pastors is getting 'crabby' again"

I do hope it's the former!

Now, nothing personal...
It's just that...well, oh
I'm just joshing my best girlfriend
so no-one else dare steal her:



Sister Susie's shelling crabs all season
for years and years and years
of sav'ry bar b que delights.
Some soldiers of Al Pistle
say they'd sooner ride the missiles
of Al Qaeda than rub bristles
with Sister Sue's crab legs tonight.


In truth: Sue!
As smooth a love, a perfect dove
this cookie whom we love

[OnYourKnees]

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Don't forget to invite Lilith.