[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The reason?

*tsk* Silly boy! Sex is about more than just the genitials. That's the main reason women complain about their husbands/boyfriends in bed. He just wants to stick his weiner in you, get off, and roll over and go to sleep but we want more. I crave the emotional closeness and holding someone I care about close to me. Yeah, sex can be fun, but I want love and romance much more than that. I'd rather have someone I love to cuddle up to every night than hot, steamy, wild, crazy sex. Any day.

True Christian™ women NEVER complain. Because the Holy Bible tells us that they should keep their yaps shut and honor their Godly Husband as they would Jesus Himself.

And the reason you "crave emotional closeness" is easy to explain; You are frigid because you have indulged in radical feminazi lezbeanism, which is no different than trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner out of chewing gum. No woman can be fullfilled without Jesus, and without a Godly Husband to subjectify her.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: The reason?

Somebody like Anne is all about the "religion of the week" anyways. What are you going to dabble in next, Anne? Are you going to take your blinders off? Are you going to keep ignoring the parts you don't like? Skip to the end and create a religion around your own beliefs. Call it Animism.

[Ann the jewess]

Re: The reason?

Folks, this is just plain pornographic! Sex should always be in marriage and never for enjoyment. In fact, the "stand on your head" dixie cup method of making soldiers for Christ is much safer and Jesus approves of it.

Chapter and verse, please.
To quote, well, the Landover forums themselves: "Scripture or it didn't happen."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The reason?

Chapter and verse, please.
To quote, well, the Landover forums themselves: "Scripture or it didn't happen."

Since when does a wanton feminazi joo lezbo God mocker give a hoot about what the Holy Word of God says?

[Roberta]

Re: The reason?

Annie, I am a woman and I cannot believe what you queer ladies do to one another. Do you really strap on large appliances and like pretend you are having real coitus with a guy? I just do not get it. In spite of how unattractive you are, there are loads of homely guys who would probably do you. Wake up girl!

[Ann the jewess]

Re: The reason?

Annie, I am a woman and I cannot believe what you queer ladies do to one another. Do you really strap on large appliances and like pretend you are having real coitus with a guy? I just do not get it. In spite of how unattractive you are, there are loads of homely guys who would probably do you. Wake up girl!

I'm really not that fond of discussing my sex life in general public, thank you very much. It's rude and gross and perverted.
Besides, like I said, I do mostly date men, anyway.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: The reason?

I'm really not that fond of discussing my sex life in general public, thank you very much. It's rude and gross and perverted.
Besides, like I said, I do mostly date men, anyway.

Okay, Anne, let's play by your rules. It might not be your forum, but we're nothing if not hospitable.

Now that you've rejected Christianity-- what are your plans? Have you found a good source so that you can spend all day smoking stimple? Is it just going to be a wild sex party from here on out? How has rejecting Christianity affected your life? Are you going to convert to Islam? Are you going to get some ill-informed tribal tattoos that look cool on your, umm, sacrum and start worshiping some imaginary fertility goddess? Are you going to put on a tin-foil hat and start muttering about karma?

[Roberta]

Re: The reason?

I'm really not that fond of discussing my sex life in general public, thank you very much. It's rude and gross and perverted.
Besides, like I said, I do mostly date men, anyway.

I know it is rude, gross and perverted but with the help of Jesus you can get yourself back on the straight and narrow path to Salvation. Floss and gargle with Listerine; then sincerely ask for forgiveness.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The reason?

I'm really not that fond of discussing my sex life in general public, thank you very much. It's rude and gross and perverted.
Besides, like I said, I do mostly date men, anyway.

So, you admit that your sex life is "rude and gross and perverted?" Disgusting.

[Ann the jewess]

Re: The reason?

So, you admit that your sex life is "rude and gross and perverted?" Disgusting.

No, but talking about it in general public is. I have something called modesty. After all, how often do you discuss exactly what you plan to do with your fiance on your wedding night?

[Mister Brasil]

Re: The reason?

After all, how often do you discuss exactly what you plan to do with your fiance on your wedding night?

Why, in my household, we have regular discussions about changing the sheets. Sometimes I even have to tell her twice.

[frothage]

Re: The reason?

Why has my usersname changed from Tessar to Teflon?

Nothing new, just conservative christian extremists hypocritically denying free speech once again.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The reason?

Nothing new, just conservative christian extremists hypocritically denying free speech once again.

Please feel free to show us in the Holy Bible where it says that unsaved scum have a "right" to "free speech."

While you're at it you might want to take a look at THIS thread, our official "Welcome to Landover" message.

[Teflon©]

Re: The reason?

Please feel free to show us in the Holy Bible where it says that unsaved scum have a "right" to "free speech."

True Pastor Ezekiel, but you can show us where it says that True Christians have this right?

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: The reason?

Ah, Teflon
Or should I refer to you as Texaco, or Testicle or #4 or Whatever.

You seem to like to sneak into threads and say the Interweb equivalent of "Yeah, he's right, you guys suck!" Defend your Heretic beliefs or Shut the Heck up! Back up your Heathen rants with facts and we can debate civily, which is all we want to do on this Christian Forum.