[VictoryOS]

Re: The reason?

I barely know where to start with you.
Being this kind of obsessed with sex in general leads me to believe you might not be a closeted homosexual but that you have a sex addiction. Sadly (for you), that can and often does lead to homosexual sex, so you might watch out. Usually, I'd say that what two people do behind closed doors is their own business and they can do whatever they like, but if you do have an addiction, you should seek help. Seriously.
Also, I don't know how I could possibly list the vast number of heterosexuals I personally know. My two brothers and a sister to start with, along with my parents, seven aunts & uncles, and more cousins than I know what to do with. As far as I know, they're all heterosexual (or, mostly heterosexual, at least). Most of the people I work with are mostly straight, too.

Missy, for someone who claims to be straight (or at least mostly straight), you sure do play the homosexural card a lot. Are you sure you're comfortable with your own sexuality? I'd be hateful and rude and generally displeased with my life too if I was a filthy crotch-diving lessbian.

[Ann the jewess]

Re: The reason?

Firstly, how many straight people could an obviously carpet-munching, strapon-wielding, flannel-wearing bulldyke like yourself have possibly met? If I saw you heading my way, I'd certainly change sides of street to avoid a "meeting."

Secondly, how could we not be OBSESSED with the Greatest Scourge of All Time? The HomoSINuality Epidemic has reached it's peak! In The Future!, as bad as it will be, there will be far fewer Sodomites. The AIDS is taking care of that! Until 2013 that is, Damnable Scientists!

When I think of those strapping, sweaty young men laying together so unnaturally, commiting their Abominations, it makes my blood boil! And those lesbians licking away in their Unholy Embraces, using all manner of devices to pleasure each other, the images hardly ever leave my mind! Obsessed? You bet! Their wanton, God-mocking sexual deviations are nearly always in my thoughts.

And well they should be. Are you suggesting we ignore things that so displease The Lord!?! It is our Christian Duty to obsess over sex of all kinds, be it man on man, girl on girl, man and man on girl, three-girl fourway, all male tub party, or whatever sick pervisions you Deviants dream up!

I barely know where to start with you.
Being this kind of obsessed with sex in general leads me to believe you might not be a closeted homosexual but that you have a sex addiction. Sadly (for you), that can and often does lead to homosexual sex, so you might watch out. Usually, I'd say that what two people do behind closed doors is their own business and they can do whatever they like, but if you do have an addiction, you should seek help. Seriously.
Also, I don't know how I could possibly list the vast number of heterosexuals I personally know. My two brothers and a sister to start with, along with my parents, seven aunts & uncles, and more cousins than I know what to do with. As far as I know, they're all heterosexual (or, mostly heterosexual, at least). Most of the people I work with are mostly straight, too.

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: The reason?

I've never met a straight person who is as obsessed with gay sex as they are.

Firstly, how many straight people could an obviously carpet-munching, strapon-wielding, flannel-wearing bulldyke like yourself have possibly met? If I saw you heading my way, I'd certainly change sides of street to avoid a "meeting."

Secondly, how could we not be OBSESSED with the Greatest Scourge of All Time? The HomoSINuality Epidemic has reached it's peak! In The Future!, as bad as it will be, there will be far fewer Sodomites. The AIDS is taking care of that! Until 2013 that is, Damnable Scientists!

When I think of those strapping, sweaty young men laying together so unnaturally, commiting their Abominations, it makes my blood boil! And those lesbians licking away in their Unholy Embraces, using all manner of devices to pleasure each other, the images hardly ever leave my mind! Obsessed? You bet! Their wanton, God-mocking sexual deviations are nearly always in my thoughts.

And well they should be. Are you suggesting we ignore things that so displease The Lord!?! It is our Christian Duty to obsess over sex of all kinds, be it man on man, girl on girl, man and man on girl, three-girl fourway, all male tub party, or whatever sick pervisions you Deviants dream up!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The reason?

Larry Craig and Ted Haggard probably said the same thing.

They weren't True Christians(tm), and I don't expect either of them was the victim of sexual advances by True Christians(tm), so I doubt they said any such thing.

[Ann the jewess]

Re: The reason?

Anne, I admit I'm shocked at such allegations.

Never have I had the slightest inkling from any of these fine gentlemen (or ladies) that they had any perverse sexual desires.

Larry Craig and Ted Haggard probably said the same thing.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: The reason?

Anne, I admit I'm shocked at such allegations.

Never have I had the slightest inkling from any of these fine gentlemen (or ladies) that they had any perverse sexual desires.

You have to watch your mouth around these people. They'll twist everything you say. Yes, I enjoy watching my pastor slam sinners. Yes, I have been caught tapping my toe to the driving beats of Casting Crowns. Yes, before I found Christ, I made some mistakes. Yes, when it comes to my own children, I spare not the rod.

It takes a special kind of prurience to read homo-sex into honest Christian writing, but it's possible. Anne's lewdness reminds me of that of a leeringly disobedient schoolgirl.

[VictoryOS]

Re: The reason?

I'd be more than willing to bet that alot of the pastors and other members of Landover are closeted homosexuals.

Thank you for the hearty laugh! You will never find a group of people as not-gay as the congregation of Landover Baptist Church. Closeted homosexuals at Landover...that's a good one!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The reason?

He's not the one who is constantly making every little comment about gay sex.... that would be the Landover flock.
Yep, you heard me; I'd be more than willing to bet that alot of the pastors and other members of Landover are closeted homosexuals. I've never met a straight person who is as obsessed with gay sex as they are.

Anne, I admit I'm shocked at such allegations.

Never have I had the slightest inkling from any of these fine gentlemen (or ladies) that they had any perverse sexual desires.

[Ann the jewess]

Re: The reason?

It's not polite to accuse Tessar/Teflon© of being a closet case.

He's not the one who is constantly making every little comment about gay sex.... that would be the Landover flock.
Yep, you heard me; I'd be more than willing to bet that alot of the pastors and other members of Landover are closeted homosexuals. I've never met a straight person who is as obsessed with gay sex as they are.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The reason?

That's how closet cases think.

It's not polite to accuse Tessar/Teflon(c) of being a closet case.

[Ann the jewess]

Re: The reason?

Strange thing that you always have to think in some gay way, you guys spend too much time with this issue.

That's how closet cases think.

[Teflon©]

Re: The reason?

I can only guess, but the name probably offended the Baby Jesus in some way. "Tessar" is Greek and means "four". Are you Greek and into four-way sodomy?

Strange thing that you always have to think in some gay way, you guys spend too much time with this issue.

Tessar is a name they used to give to a certain type of lens, you are correct that it means four as a Tessar lens consists out of 4 elements.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: The reason?

I rather want to see it changed back to Tessar. Don't know the reason for the first change to begin with.

I can only guess, but the name probably offended the Baby Jesus in some way. "Tessar" is Greek and means "four". Are you Greek and into four-way sodomy?

[Teflon©]

Re: The reason?

Hmmmmm. I see the problem.
Teflon is a refistered trade mark.
I'll get a Pastor to sort it out for you as it should almost certainly br Teflon®

I rather want to see it changed back to Tessar. Don't know the reason for the first change to begin with.

[Talitha]

Re: The reason?

Why has my usersname changed from Tessar to Teflon?

Hmmmmm. I see the problem.
Teflon is a registered trade mark.
I'll get a Pastor to sort it out for you as it should almost certainly be Teflon®