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  • handmaiden
    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 11597
    #16
    Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

    I would wish you a happy birthday, but I see no point. When you die and go to hell, you will wish that you had never been born.

    Wishing you a happy birthday seems mean.




    Abstainingly Yours,
    Handmaiden
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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      • Marshal Kim Jong-un
        Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
        • Dec 2016
        • 215
        #17
        Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

        Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
        Happy Birthday, Marshal Kim. Can you clear something up for us? You say that you were born on 8 January 1983 - and obviously you of all people should know! So why does your crazy auntie Ko Yong Suck say you were born in 1984?




        I see that she now works in a dry cleaning shop - maybe the chemicals have killed some brain cells? Or is this just part of her attempt to destablize your regime?
        It is. She is probably try to say I am born in 1984, because of the book who will wrote by George Orwell. The book I can say is liberal propaganda and a foolish attempt to criticize socialist republics.
        "When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

        I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.

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          • Marshal Kim Jong-un
            Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
            • Dec 2016
            • 215
            #18
            Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

            Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
            I would wish you a happy birthday, but I see no point. When you die and go to hell, you will wish that you had never been born.

            Wishing you a happy birthday seems mean.




            Abstainingly Yours,
            Handmaiden
            What if a masochist was to go to hell? They are enjoy pain!!
            "When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

            I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708
                #19
                Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un









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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14628
                    #20
                    Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

                    Originally posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un View Post
                    What if a masochist was to go to hell? They are enjoy pain!!
                    Hell is a terrible place. Nothing there is enjoyable.


                    Matthew 25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels:



                    If you imagine that devils will be tormenting sinners with much mirth, that is the opposite of what Jesus explained. Devils assigned to torture duties, if any, will not enjoy the experience. At the time they're running you through, or your masochist friend I should say, it will be the worst thing to do they could think of.

                    Satan will be cursed in the same way. "Here is a masochist for you to deal with," he might be told.


                    . .SATAN O wow

                    OVERSEER Not wow

                    . . . —. The word you're looking for is "Bummer"

                    . .SATAN y- y- y- you mean..

                    OVERSEER Yes - that's right

                    . . . —. I want you to make him happy

                    . .SATAN But He Doesn't Want To Be Happy!!

                    OVERSEER Then you've got a problem haven't you



                    Satan will be wanting to flense that sinner, has been working himself up into a volcano of self loathing, his implement is cherry red, and as the dénouement approaches, nearer, nearer,


                    OVERSEER er, No - not that one

                    . . . —. Mister.. Satahn is that? (aside) I was never any good with these foreign names



                    They didn't even know who he was. That is the sort of fate you will experience if you persist in denying Jesus. He only wants you to love Him back but otherwise, in your case, or rather in your friend's case, the most desired torment will be the one least readily available.

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