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  • Roland
    Obese Swedish Meatball
    Delusional Forum Member
    • May 2014
    • 2193
    #1

    Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

    Hello Kim Jong-un,

    I wish you a happy birthday and many more to come. Perhaps your people will consume most of your time by celebrating you, I will nevertheless take the effort to wish you a happy



    Kind regards,

    Roland
    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12993
      #2
      Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

      Dear Sinner,

      When I saw a recipe for a low-calorie, flourless cake I immediately thought of you!

      One piece should be more than enough, dear:

      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14585
          #3
          Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

          I know how difficult it's been finding suitable furniture for your new hotel. I'm happy to donate this lovely example as a pattern, perhaps in a factory you could get some made or I could give you the designer's details if you'd like to get patent approval.
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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

              Happy Birthday, I hope you accept Christ before you die (which could be at any moment, you never know, so perhaps in between playing games, you could start reading the Holy Bible).


              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Elmer G. White
                  Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                  Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                   
                  • Apr 2014
                  • 10281
                  #5
                  Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

                  Mr. Kim (and Mr. Roland)!

                  Your souls are in peril! You should be using all available time examining the KJV Bible and asking for True Christians™ to pray on your behalf, as Jesus is about to turn His Sweet Back irrevocably on you very soon (John 9:31).

                  Mr. Un, I do appreciate your interpretation of the following verse.

                  Luke 4:4
                  And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God.

                  You've applied the first part of this commandment very well in your nation, but please, remember also that the Word of God should not be neglected. Please, look at this picture, where we can see Jesus negotiating with temptation. He won.



                  Will you win the privilege of being with Jesus for Eternity? Then you'd have many nice birthdays to celebrate in a stylish environment!


                  Yours in Christ,

                  Elmer
                  2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                    • BrotherLarry
                      Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2014
                      • 2266
                      #6
                      Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

                      생일 축하해요


                      I have always been told that people from lesser countries appreciate it when you use their language. Since despite my admirable educationism I do not communicate in Koreaish, I would like to try using a combination called Korenglish.


                      Exalted Leader (in own eyes)


                      I rish you happy of birthday with fun involve. May all PS4 game bring victory of win. May all people find you leader and make feel good. Jesus coming. Send to hell you soon.


                      COME, LORD JESUS! (Rev. 22:12)
                      BrotherLarry
                      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                      Amen and Amen

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                        • Marshal Kim Jong-un
                          Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
                          • Dec 2016
                          • 215
                          #7
                          Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

                          Thank you all so much for lovely birthday wish! I am very pleasure today! I hope to be good time!
                          "When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

                          I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.

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                            • Marshal Kim Jong-un
                              Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
                              • Dec 2016
                              • 215
                              #8
                              Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

                              I am get some very nice memes for my birthday:

                              [MEMES UNRELATED TO JESUS' GLORY REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
                              Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 01-08-2017, 07:39 PM. Reason: No thank you, dear
                              "When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

                              I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.

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                                • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                                  True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                                   
                                  • Jul 2014
                                  • 8431
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

                                  Happy Birthday, Marshal Kim. Can you clear something up for us? You say that you were born on 8 January 1983 - and obviously you of all people should know! So why does your crazy auntie Ko Yong Suck say you were born in 1984?

                                  They can reveal, for example, that Kim Jong Un was born in 1984 — not 1982 or 1983, as has been widely thought. The reason they’re certain? It was the same year that their first son was born. “He and my son were playmates from birth. I changed both of their diapers,” Ko said with a laugh.

                                  I see that she now works in a dry cleaning shop - maybe the chemicals have killed some brain cells? Or is this just part of her attempt to destablize your regime?
                                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                                    • Marshal Kim Jong-un
                                      Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
                                      • Dec 2016
                                      • 215
                                      #10
                                      Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

                                      [THESE IMAGES DO NOT GLORIFY THE KING OF KINGS; REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
                                      Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 01-08-2017, 07:37 PM. Reason: Wrong website, dear.
                                      "When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

                                      I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.

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                                        • Marshal Kim Jong-un
                                          Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
                                          • Dec 2016
                                          • 215
                                          #11
                                          Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

                                          [IMAGES UNRELATED TO THE TEMPORARY SACRIFICE OF JESUS REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
                                          Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 01-08-2017, 07:35 PM. Reason: This is a church forum, dear.
                                          "When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

                                          I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.

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                                            • Marshal Kim Jong-un
                                              Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
                                              • Dec 2016
                                              • 215
                                              #12
                                              Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

                                              ["DANK MEMES" REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
                                              Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 01-08-2017, 07:34 PM. Reason: removed imgur dump
                                              "When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

                                              I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.

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                                                • Phil Ander
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Jan 2016
                                                  • 626
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

                                                  No happy birthday from me.


                                                  All these rampant commie images took over 3 hours to download.


                                                  The sooner you are in hell the better.


                                                  Phil
                                                  58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


                                                  Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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                                                    • Marshal Kim Jong-un
                                                      Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
                                                      • Dec 2016
                                                      • 215
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

                                                      Originally posted by Phil Ander View Post
                                                      No happy birthday from me.


                                                      All these rampant commie images took over 3 hours to download.


                                                      The sooner you are in hell the better.


                                                      Phil
                                                      Sorry.
                                                      "When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

                                                      I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.

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                                                        • MitzaLizalor
                                                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2010
                                                          • 14585
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Happy birthday Kim Jong-un

                                                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                          [ATTACH]26368[/ATTACH]
                                                          I've found it!!!!
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