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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2026
    • 15118

    #46
    Re: Spunk, Gay,

    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    Do you ever have a ring or bracelet come off and get snagged inside?

    Then you have to go muff diving.
    I usually take off my Jewelery before doing anything like that.
    My Muff is 100% Beaver so I wouldn't want to ruin it.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Mistress Cookie
      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 6790

      #47
      Re: Spunk, Gay,

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      I usually take off my Jewelery before doing anything like that. My Muff is 100% Beaver so I wouldn't want to ruin it.
      Got it. I haven't had the inside of my muff checked lately, though I try to do it once a year. Who knows WHAT'S in there????

      Personally, I try not to make a fist when putting hands in my muff. My mother told me this can stretch them out, making them go all loose "before their time".

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2026
        • 15118

        #48
        Re: Spunk, Gay,

        I thought you may all like to see mine.

        Click image for larger version

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        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #49
          Re: Spunk, Gay,

          I've noticed that all muffs tend to be pink on the inside just like yours, Sister Talitha.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • Mistress Cookie
            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 6790

            #50
            Re: Spunk, Gay,

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            I thought you may all like to see mine.

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            Oh dear.

            Um, have you ever thought of dying it, to match your hair? Many think it creates a more "pulled together" look.

            Just a thought!

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2026
              • 15118

              #51
              Re: Spunk, Gay,

              Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
              Oh dear.

              Um, have you ever thought of dying it, to match your hair? I think it creates a more "pulled together" look.

              Just a thought!
              I thought all Beavers were that color.

              I caught my Messican Gardener with both his hands in there the other day.
              Of course, I dealt with him in the appropriate manner.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Mistress Cookie
                Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2008
                • 6790

                #52
                Re: Spunk, Gay,

                I had a horrible incident yesterday where, while I was on the phone, my dog started licking some spilled honey off my muff.

                It didn't bother me until I noticed he was getting more and more vigorous, and soon he practically had his whole snout inside and was starting to chew the outer fur!!!!!!!

                I had to hang up and deal with it immediately, to get my muff safe and covered.

                NEVER AGAIN!

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2026
                  • 15118

                  #53
                  Re: Spunk, Gay,

                  I've heard tell that the Irish make the best Muff Divers.

                  Pre requisites:
                  • Minimum age is 15 years.
                  • Your own mask, snorkel, boots and fins (available to students at discounted prices).

                  .

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #54
                    Re: Spunk, Gay,

                    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                    Who knows WHAT'S in there????
                    No one could have said it better.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Justina Thyme
                      Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 1718

                      #55
                      Re: Spunk, Gay,

                      Let me just say that those pictures are of the finest cock and muff I've seen in a long, long time (excepting my SO's and my own respectively, of course).

                      I've got my TV on and just as I typed the above, a woman's voice said, "I really think you ought to start coming more." I don't know what context her remark was in, but it seemed appropriate for inclusion here.
                      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                      Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                      LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                      • eliot mayfield
                        God Squad
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9324

                        #56
                        Re: Spunk, Gay,

                        Well, I'm angry now. I was just slapped in the grocery store! I am renewing my fight to take back the language from the weirdos.
                        I was in the produce section, when I noticed some melons. It's not often you see melons in winter and I was impressed and remarked, "Wow! Praise god! Look at that pair! Those melons are amazing!"

                        The next thing I know this woman had smacked me!

                        I want my language back and not to live in fear anymore!
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708

                          #57
                          Re: Spunk, Gay,

                          Hot chick.

                          It's should refer to a chick in an incubator but now it's used by masturbators.
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                          • eliot mayfield
                            God Squad
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9324

                            #58
                            Re: Spunk, Gay,

                            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                            Hot chick.

                            It's should refer to a chick in an incubator but now it's used by masturbators.
                            Once you take over the language, you take over the thought process. It's Obamaization.
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • Ex-Pagan
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 62

                              #59
                              Re: Spunk, Gay,

                              Originally posted by Sledge Riprock View Post
                              Let us reclaim both of these formally Godly words. I'll start:

                              I'm feeling gay because I'm full of spunk!
                              Great idea!

                              I've never been gayer in my life than I am now since I came to landover and was filled with godly spunk!
                              To all Heathens who come here to abuse us asking why you should be Christian in your deluded ignorance:

                              John 3 16:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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