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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #16
    Re: Spunk, Gay,

    Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
    There is also the sickening perversion of the classic nickname for the name "Richard."
    I could believe that the liberals spent years planning out their theft of that one, just so they could use it to cruelly mock Our Godly Vice-President.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Roberta
      Anti La Leche League Organizer
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 1817

      #17
      Re: Spunk, Gay,

      And maricon...
      Come climb my mountains.

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #18
        Re: Spunk, Gay,

        oh well.... both are Disgusting habits.
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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #19
          Re: Spunk, Gay,

          Originally posted by Sledge Riprock View Post
          We could use their own corruptions of Godly words to trick them into recieving Jesus! Praise!


          This is the only rock-hard cock I want to see!
          Brother Riprock, that's a fine, large cock you have there!

          It looks rather hefty, in fact!

          Be careful, lest someone snatch it away from you.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • eliot mayfield
            God Squad
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 9324

            #20
            Re: Spunk, Gay,

            I was in the forest today, it's getting near winter, so I gathered alot of faggots to keep me warm on those cold lonely nights. Nothing like a flaming faggot to keep one warm.
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #21
              Re: Spunk, Gay,

              I have to say that there's nothing I like better than chowing on some tasty cooter. Do you all agree?

              I hope to make it to Cooterfest this year. Just look at these great cooter pics!

              Here's my favorite, where a young lady happily shows off her prizewinning cooter for the crowd:



              That is one fine cooter!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2026
                • 15118

                #22
                Re: Spunk, Gay,

                Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                I was in the forest today, it's getting near winter, so I gathered alot of faggots to keep me warm on those cold lonely nights. Nothing like a flaming faggot to keep one warm.
                I agree Brother.
                In my Household, we all shout out "Throw another Faggot on the Fire".

                I understand that Hunting for Faggots is an Olde English Custom. We should bring it to Freehold.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Sledge Riprock
                  The Lord's Favorite Head Trauma Victim
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 188

                  #23
                  Re: Spunk, Gay,

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Brother Riprock, that's a fine, large cock you have there!



                  It looks rather hefty, in fact!

                  Be careful, lest someone snatch it away from you.
                  It is a nice cock, don't you think? I often take it out and show it to people. They often say "Wow Sledge, that sure is a nice hard cock!" Some people even ask if they can hold it, especially the ladies. And I always say, "Easy ladies, you'll all get your turn holding my rock-hard cock!"
                  A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!

                  Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16
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                  • Mister Brasil
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 518

                    #24
                    Re: Spunk, Gay,

                    Originally posted by Sledge Riprock View Post
                    It is a nice cock, don't you think?
                    It's a wonderful cock. I can't help but notice the fine texture, the erect posture, the open eye. That's one cock that wouldn't crow an instant before the break of dawn.

                    I'd escort that cock carefully, lest some punk make a holocaust of it!
                    Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2026
                      • 15118

                      #25
                      Re: Spunk, Gay,

                      This Guy has a Chocolate Cock.
                      I'd Love to have a nibble on that monster.
                      YUMMY!!

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                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • Warrior of God
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 241

                        #26
                        Re: Spunk, Gay,

                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                        I agree Brother.
                        In my Household, we all shout out "Throw another Faggot on the Fire".

                        I understand that Hunting for Faggots is an Olde English Custom. We should bring it to Freehold.

                        My small community relies on wood burning stoves and furnaces/boilers for it's heating , cooking , and hot water.

                        We also strive hard to maintain the tradition of faggot hunting. On special occasions we will enforce older rules, and insist that only long-bows be used , no firearms.
                        It adds a more historic atmosphere, and harks back to less debauched times.

                        We do have some quite large stoves and furnaces, but usually if the faggot is over five feet five we have to whittle them down a little to allow a fit through some of the furnace doors...

                        Kept nice and dried out, they burn pretty well . A dried out one leaves hardly a trace of residue.
                        If they're a little reluctant to catch a good flame, there's always a drop of accelerant handy to speed their way...

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                        • Mister Brasil
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 518

                          #27
                          Re: Spunk, Gay,

                          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                          This Guy has a Chocolate Cock.
                          I'd Love to have a nibble on that monster.
                          YUMMY!!
                          That thing is huge! Are all gallo negro that big?!? I don't think that thing would even fit through my gate!

                          Originally posted by Warrior of God View Post
                          If they're a little reluctant to catch a good flame, there's always a drop of accelerant handy to speed their way...
                          There's precious little difference between a punk and a flaming faggot. All it takes is some good blow.
                          Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2026
                            • 15118

                            #28
                            Re: Spunk, Gay,

                            Originally posted by Mister Brasil View Post
                            That thing is huge! Are all gallo negro that big?!? I don't think that thing would even fit in my yard!
                            I've just bought one on Ebay.
                            I just hope that the delivery men can fit it up my back passage.
                            You know, the one that leads through to my Kitchens.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Mister Brasil
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 518

                              #29
                              Re: Spunk, Gay,

                              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                              You know, the one that leads through to my Kitchens.
                              I didn't want to say anything last time I was over, but the crack next to your plumbing is emanating a fearsome odor. Oh, the taint!
                              Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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                              • Talitha
                                Deaconess
                                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2026
                                • 15118

                                #30
                                Re: Spunk, Gay,

                                Originally posted by Mister Brasil View Post
                                I didn't want to say anything last time I was over, but the crack next to your plumbing is emanating a fearsome odor. Oh, the taint!
                                It's Ok, it was just a minor blockage and seepage.
                                I've had it seen to now.

                                Sister Talitha

                                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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