[Remy Lebeau]

Re: i pose questions...

My question is this: which one of you were here in the ‘beginning’?

Jesus was.

next question, is there a beginning to infinity?

No.

Is there a finite explanation to an infinite existence?

Yes.

Other than a book composed by men over a period of time, what substantial proof do you have to back your claims?

A book authored by God Almighty

And my final question: who is really interested in the truth?

Everyone who wants to go to Heaven and not be tortured forever in the bowels of Hell.

Serious bloggers only. I do not want any hateful or bias posts in response to these questions, for they are questions and not statements. I may or may not agree with your beliefs, but I am asking questions in a civil manner, so there is no need to be defensive. Your responses dictate your character, maturity, and demeanor.

Your opinion of my character doesn't matter to me. You aren't that important.

[JennyD]

Re: i pose questions...

Its hopeless. I guess ill start obeying God now, when He sys answer not a fool in his folly.

Does that mean you'll stop talking to yourself, dear?

Now, you pose questions. I question poseurs.

Why do you hate Jesus?

Why do you think yourself uniquely qualified to discuss the content of the Bible, when you've given no indication that you have anything but the most passing familiarity with it . . . the sort any 10-year-old could obtain in a few visits to a Unitarian "Sunday School"?

[Warrior of God]

Re: i pose questions...

Does that mean you'll stop talking to yourself, dear?

Now, you pose questions. I question poseurs.

Why do you hate Jesus?

Why do you think yourself uniquely qualified to discuss the content of the Bible, when you've given no indication that you have anything but the most passing familiarity with it . . . the sort any 10-year-old could obtain in a few visits to a Unitarian "Sunday School"?

In a few , simple words benefitting from God's inspration the lady sums your whole stance up...

Amen sister Jenny...

I can't help but notice that the log didn't actually engage with any challenges , or dispute our counter-logic.
No, he just cut and run a huffing cloud of false pride, and assumed intellect.
Maybe he hadn't cribbed enough preprepared cliche's .

For someone seeking to being light to blah blah blah...he seemed to cut and run quick.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: i pose questions...

I merely come to provoke thought, bringing to light those things that were in darkness to the minds of man afore time.

You want to summon Cthulu?

Faith is vital in anybodies life, and those who do not have it will die lost in eternity.

What does that even mean? We all die; those who have faith in God get into Heaven, those who do not have faith go to Hell along with those who have faith in pedophile demons like Allah or the Pope. Where does getting lost in eternity come into it?

Think about this: you meet your maker and find out that you were misled by satan and his great lie, and your condemned to hell for all eternity because you closed your heart up with deceit in it?

Think about this: you meet your maker and find out that you were misled by Satan and his great lie, and you're condemned to Hell for all eternity because you opened your empty little head to any string of gibberish that you decided sounded vaguely "deep, maaaaan".

Its hopeless. I guess ill start obeying God now, when He sys answer not a fool in his folly.

Why didn't you obey God in the first place, you insolent slacker?

[logician]

Re: i pose questions...

I don’t believe in God. I met Him, in person (sort of) and he revealed all truth to me. You are the arrogant ones to reject fact and push your opinionated theories off as truth. So all of you who sit there and mock me have met the Creator? What does he look like? What does his voice sound like? Have you seen his hand writing?

1: everything you see, even yourself, is God. His higher form is metaphysical, and he is the collection of metaphysical thought. He is the blue print upon which everything physical is representative of. Do you count God to be a fool? Man is the fool, with all his little petty and dainty explanations for his existence. He has no voice, for He has no mouth. He has no eyes, ears, or senses of any kind. He is not just some guy who created everything, he is infinite metaphysical thought in the form of light. Creation did not happen in 6 days, creation is. You are created, which is a continual cycle and movement. This is not evolution, for the forms maintain stability, held together by Infinite Metaphysical Thought, which is God. You’ll see. But I don’t believe I’m right, I know.

2: the Bible (KJV1611) was named after king James I of England, who ordered the translation in 1604. It was completed in 1611 by the 6 committees. Archbishop Richard Bancroft over watched the writing of all 80 books, bit 14 of them were deemed to be historical writings with no ecclesiastical authority. The apocrypha, as those 14 books are called, contradicted other teachings within the authorized version. King James himself set the standards for how it was to be written. Have you ever studied the history of king James I? the guy was a total jerk off, was mentally unstable, (he enjoyed rolling in the blood of animals) and wasn’t even a serious ruler. His monarchy was a joke, he was an idealist of his time, and he was catholic. Isn’t it ironic that you being Baptist, read a bible written by a catholic? And I do have an extensive and intimate knowledge of the content of the bible. I was raised Baptist, my father is a Baptist preacher, and I attended bible college for 2 years, and have an associates in pastoral theology.

3: God is very frustrated with mankind. Man is divided by religion, and man is wasting what He gave them. He hates the greed of man, and how we have divided Him. I’m not saying he just dislikes your religion, He hates all of them. He tolerated it for a long time, because He thought that man was on a progressive track of understanding and self awareness, but we have gotten to the point that we are locked into our own creations and imaginations of Him, and refuse to advance our awareness. I do not expect you to comprehend this, because your finite mind is your kryptonite, and it leaves you weak. Your sponge is full of deceit created by generations of misguided fools, and until you wring out your sponge you cannot receive anything else. Go ahead and continue in your ways that divide man, reading your man written book, and relish in your ignorance. Either you will free your minds, or God will sit back and let us destroy ourselves.

I have given you truth. I don’t believe you will listen, but apparently God thinks man isn’t that stupid. I don’t know why God thinks that me just telling people will work, or why he had to drag me into it, and I on the other hand, don’t have any faith in the mind of man. I am pretty sure you would reject anything you hear that you didn’t read in the bible. So either I am right, or God is right. We will see. I have given you truth, do whatever you want with it.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

i impose my dimestore philosophy . . .

logician: Babbled on and on and on yet again!

I have not been posting here that long, so I have to assume your ilk slink through here with some regularity.

But I must say this. You are the most insufferably self-centered, psuedo intellectual doofus I've ever had the displeasure of coming in cyber-contact with EVER. And I'm 34 years old!


But you're going to burn if Hell for all eternity, so I can't help but feel a little sorry for your pathetic, secular, navel-gazing soul.


You suck.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: i pose questions...

My question is this: which one of you were here in the ‘beginning’? next question, is there a beginning to infinity? Is there a finite explanation to an infinite existence? Other than a book composed by men over a period of time, what substantial proof do you have to back your claims? And my final question: who is really interested in the truth? Serious bloggers only. I do not want any hateful or bias posts in response to these questions, for they are questions and not statements. I may or may not agree with your beliefs, but I am asking questions in a civil manner, so there is no need to be defensive. Your responses dictate your character, maturity, and demeanor.

Bo-RING!

This ain't in any way relevant, the bible's the only truth there is.

[JennyD]

Re: i pose questions...

I don’t believe in God. I met Him, in person (sort of) and he revealed all truth to me.

Ah, you don't believe in Him, but you met Him and He spoke to you. I see.

<Idiotic pseudo-metaphysical anti-Christian rant deleted.>

Have you ever studied the history of king James I? the guy was a total jerk off, was mentally unstable, (he enjoyed rolling in the blood of animals) and wasn’t even a serious ruler. His monarchy was a joke, he was an idealist of his time, and he was catholic. Isn’t it ironic that you being Baptist, read a bible written by a catholic? And I do have an extensive and intimate knowledge of the content of the bible. I was raised Baptist, my father is a Baptist preacher, and I attended bible college for 2 years, and have an associates in pastoral theology.

Of course you do, dear. That explains why you get even the most basic facts wrong:

The Catholic religion was also an enemy of King James. Papists (as King James called them) attempted to assassinate him a number of times. Most notably, in 1605 Roman Catholic Guy Fawkes attempted to blow up Parliament when the king was to have been present. The conspiracy was discovered and all co-conspirators were executed. This failed attempt is celebrated on November 5 in England each year and is known as Guy Fawkes Night.

King James was an evangelist of the true gospel, which automatically made him an enemy of Rome. King James strongly delineated the errors of Roman superstition and spurned them yet he treated Romanist subjects fairly. Catholic ambassador Nicolo Molin said this of King James:

"He is a Protestant...the King tries to extend his Protestant religion to the whole island. The King is a bitter enemy of our religion. He frequently speaks of it in terms of contempt. He is all the harsher because of this last conspiracy against his life...He understood that the Jesuits had a hand in it."

<More pseudo-metaphysical imbecilic babbling deleted . . .>

I have given you truth. I don’t believe you will listen, but apparently God thinks man isn’t that stupid. I don’t know why God thinks that me just telling people will work, or why he had to drag me into it, and I on the other hand, don’t have any faith in the mind of man. I am pretty sure you would reject anything you hear that you didn’t read in the bible. So either I am right, or God is right. We will see. I have given you truth, do whatever you want with it.

You have given us a pile of hooey, and one true statement. Either you are right, or God is right.

God is right; He defines what "right" is.

Later, Poseur.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: i pose questions...

Mister Logician, first off, let me say that it's been a real pleasure to make your acquaintance. I shared some of what you said with me Ma, and she looked real rapt-like, though she weren't saying nothing. Ma's a wise woman, in her peculiar way, and I won't never be letting the socialist workers take her to no home. Ma's the sort of woman almost as smart as a feller like you, and acourse I mean that I can't understand very much of what she says, and it all ends up sounding crazy, what I can ken. Just like you, Ma always said she knew best, and she smarter than any Swede-decorated Jew scientist, but I done think she met her match in what you preach, cause she just laid there and didn't say nothing when I were done, and I had to wipe her chin a bit, she were so rapt.

I don’t believe in God. I met Him, in person (sort of) and he revealed all truth to me.

This be what I most want to speak of, because it's what you said first, before I stopped understanding, and because I met God too, when I let Jesus into my soul, and He told me what to do, and I weren't even sore in the end when He was all through, not like when Pa (God rest his soul) told me what to do. He told me about how to worship Him, and what to do with my smart-tongue son and my bitch of a wife, but I ain't done it yet. Mister Logician, I love Jesus, but I'm ascared of the socialist worker. I done told him roaches were God's creatures, and my dominion, but he ain't no man of God!

What does he look like? What does his voice sound like? Have you seen his hand writing?

Sir, I can't speak for none of these good Christians here, but God revealed himself to me in a way that I can't describe. I never did graduate high school at fifteen like a smart feller like you, although fifteen was when Pa pulled me out of the public school for the filth they were preaching there, and come to think of it, he did say, "Son, here's your gee-ah-dee," when he gave me his Bible, and he never were good at spelling, so maybe he meant that I were graduated then. Heaven knows I never learned much more after that, so I guess that's what he musta meant. That man is surely on a petastool in Heaven now.

Do you count God to be a fool? Man is the fool, with all his little petty and dainty explanations for his existence.

Hallelujah! Man the fool, excepting us men as have met Him. And the wise men are fools too! I don't really understand the rest of what you're saying, so I'm gonna skip it and go to the next part.

3: God is very frustrated with mankind. Man is divided by religion, and man is wasting what He gave them. He hates the greed of man, and how we have divided Him.

Hallelujah! 4199 religions, all of them wrong, and one that He loves! The one He sacrificed His Son for! His holy wrath be upon us! Let every man and bitch wife that has not met Him burn in fire for their greed! Let no more smartmouths divide and multiply and disrepect their own Christian father with their smarts! I didn't really understand the rest of this, excepting the comic book part, so I skipped to the end again.

I have given you truth. I don’t believe you will listen, but apparently God thinks man isn’t that stupid. I don’t know why God thinks that me just telling people will work, or why he had to drag me into it, and I on the other hand, don’t have any faith in the mind of man.

Sir, there be a lot of intelligent men here, but a man who has heard God trumps them all. Who is smarter than God, or than a man that has claimed to personally know God on a Godly internet messageboard? Sure that God has sent you to the right place, for He be right, like He is always, and these be the people to listen to a man who so hates fancy book learning that he lets only his faith and divine revelation inspire him! There's only one kind of honorable discharge, and that's the insemination of the Lord's word! Hallelujah! Let the arrogant fall!

Hope to hear more from you tomorrow, Mister Logician. I know Ma won't be the same excepting for more of your preaching. She done loved your sections one to three, but I won't be satisfied till I hear of your section eight!

[JennyD]

Re: i pose questions...

Mister Brasil, I know you're eager to learn of the Lord, and enjoy meeting new people. I just want to suggest that you proceed with caution.

Fellows like Magician here, who speak with lots of fancy words and say that God told them we're wrong to condemn the sodomites . . . well, there's usually a reason for that, and we've seen it before (like in the boy-buggering Papist, "Father" Mo). Do you see where I'm going here, my young friend?

All I'm saying is, don't meet him in a private place. He may wish to get into YOUR private places, if you catch my drift!

I could PM you a more explicit explanation, if you're not quite getting my meaning.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: i pose questions...

I don’t believe in God. I met Him, in person (sort of) and he revealed all truth to me. You are the arrogant ones to reject fact and push your opinionated theories off as truth. So all of you who sit there and mock me have met the Creator? What does he look like? What does his voice sound like? Have you seen his hand writing?

1: everything you see, even yourself, is God. His higher form is metaphysical, and he is the collection of metaphysical thought. He is the blue print upon which everything physical is representative of. Do you count God to be a fool? Man is the fool, with all his little petty and dainty explanations for his existence. He has no voice, for He has no mouth. He has no eyes, ears, or senses of any kind. He is not just some guy who created everything, he is infinite metaphysical thought in the form of light. Creation did not happen in 6 days, creation is. You are created, which is a continual cycle and movement. This is not evolution, for the forms maintain stability, held together by Infinite Metaphysical Thought, which is God. You’ll see. But I don’t believe I’m right, I know.

2: the Bible (KJV1611) was named after king James I of England, who ordered the translation in 1604. It was completed in 1611 by the 6 committees. Archbishop Richard Bancroft over watched the writing of all 80 books, bit 14 of them were deemed to be historical writings with no ecclesiastical authority. The apocrypha, as those 14 books are called, contradicted other teachings within the authorized version. King James himself set the standards for how it was to be written. Have you ever studied the history of king James I? the guy was a total jerk off, was mentally unstable, (he enjoyed rolling in the blood of animals) and wasn’t even a serious ruler. His monarchy was a joke, he was an idealist of his time, and he was catholic. Isn’t it ironic that you being Baptist, read a bible written by a catholic? And I do have an extensive and intimate knowledge of the content of the bible. I was raised Baptist, my father is a Baptist preacher, and I attended bible college for 2 years, and have an associates in pastoral theology.

3: God is very frustrated with mankind. Man is divided by religion, and man is wasting what He gave them. He hates the greed of man, and how we have divided Him. I’m not saying he just dislikes your religion, He hates all of them. He tolerated it for a long time, because He thought that man was on a progressive track of understanding and self awareness, but we have gotten to the point that we are locked into our own creations and imaginations of Him, and refuse to advance our awareness. I do not expect you to comprehend this, because your finite mind is your kryptonite, and it leaves you weak. Your sponge is full of deceit created by generations of misguided fools, and until you wring out your sponge you cannot receive anything else. Go ahead and continue in your ways that divide man, reading your man written book, and relish in your ignorance. Either you will free your minds, or God will sit back and let us destroy ourselves.

I have given you truth. I don’t believe you will listen, but apparently God thinks man isn’t that stupid. I don’t know why God thinks that me just telling people will work, or why he had to drag me into it, and I on the other hand, don’t have any faith in the mind of man. I am pretty sure you would reject anything you hear that you didn’t read in the bible. So either I am right, or God is right. We will see. I have given you truth, do whatever you want with it.

Oh, great... a gnostic.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: i pose questions...

Mister Logician, first off, let me say that it's been a real pleasure to make your acquaintance.

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Hope to hear more from you tomorrow, Mister Logician. I know Ma won't be the same excepting for more of your preaching. She done loved your sections one to three, but I won't be satisfied till I hear of your section eight!

Mister Brasil.
Caution must be excersized when dealing with the likes of this logician, for he does not speak the trutn, he lies! And not ordinary harmless lies like "The check is in the mail" or "She was the one who came on to ME!" No, these are evil, evil, lies that Satan himself might tell.

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. John 8:44

I don’t believe in God. I met Him, in person (sort of) and he revealed all truth to me.

This sentence is a lie one way or the other. Either he doesn't believe in God, therefore he didn't meet Him. And how can you have met somebody, and then say you don't believe in Him? Liar!

everything you see, even yourself, is God. His higher form is metaphysical, and he is the collection of metaphysical thought.

God is not everything. God looks like an old man with white hair, and he sits on a throne. Liar!!

I beheld till the thrones were cast down, and the Ancient of days did sit, whose garment was white as snow, and thehair of his head like the pure wool: his throne was like the fiery flame, and his wheels as burning fire. Daniel 7:9

Creation did not happen in 6 days

Do I even need the quote here? The Bible says it, we believe it, CASE CLOSED LIAR!!! Satan Himself has certainly sent this illogician to confuse and bore us with his lies. Take heed Mr. Brasil, the illegitmate son of The Father of Lies is amongst us!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: i pose questions...

Oh, great... a gnostic.

I have a gnostic frying pan. It's very handy those rare times when the ladies in my congregation mix up their schedules and someone forgets to bring me my usual home-cooked meals! I just toss some bologna on the pan and fry it up while toasting some bread.

Since the pan is gnostic, I don't need any oil.