The Blasphemy challenge!

[demoncrat]

http://www.blasphemychallenge.com/

[OnYourKnees]

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Demonic Link Removed

Aptly-named Demoncrat, it's clear from your posting this that you are indeed here to direct our visitors straight down a greased pole to ETERNAL SUFFERING IN HELL!!

I have investigated this foul link, and give it a warning level RED!

The link posted offers all comers a shot at a free video (filled with filth and lies about Jesus) if they will only post a video of themselves committing the One Unforgivable Sin on YouTube! They suggest additional blaspheming in creative ways to help demonstrate their commitment to Hellfire! Very cleverly, they offer an opportunity to BUY their disgusting video if you're "chicken"!

Yes, burn in Hell for all eternity, all the COOL kids are doing it!

It then gives links to other sites supported by organized crime, Satanists, and Catlickers like the smug and self-satisfied RetardedResponseSquad.com!

These people pretend to be atheists. Are they? NO!

These people want you to commit the ONE UNFORGIVABLE SIN so you may be condemned to Hell for all eternity! Why, you ask?

Honestly, I don't know what reward they wish to reap. Perhaps the Pastors know someone who can get into the members-only section of the site, and figure it out!

Demoncrat, what reward were YOU promised by your Dark Master?

[Brother Love]

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What an EVIL and VILE abomination!! All that site is goin' to do is get YOUNG PEOPLE to damn their souls to HELL so they can get the free DVD. Now those young people will think it jist all play but the DEVIL DON'T PLAY!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Like all demoncrats, this one is a tool. It worships its evil mistress Hellary Cliton, and spends its every waking moment spitting on Jesus.

Unlike all demoncrats, this one seems incapable of carrying on a conversation beyond posting a simplistic website designed to persecute True Christianity™. Usually these creatures never stop talking. Perhaps this one has been struck dumb by our benevolent God.

We can post websites for you to ponder as well. Try THIS one on for size, hatemonger!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Please, Zeke, we've all seen the 'go to hell and become a giant worm' website. Is there really any need to post it again?

As to this link....bwahaha, that's funny! I'd do it but I'd rather not go on YouTube. I wonder if they'd accept an email of my saying it repeatedly in big bold flashing letters instead

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Please, Zeke, we've all seen the 'go to hell and become a giant worm' website. Is there really any need to post it again?

As to this link....bwahaha, that's funny! I'd do it but I'd rather not go on YouTube. I wonder if they'd accept an email of my saying it repeatedly in big bold flashing letters instead

Yes, of course any and all visions of hell are old hat to you. Your dark master satan reveals them to you during your incantations over the Christian babies that you regularly sacrifice and devour.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Yes, of course any and all visions of hell are old hat to you.

Actually, hell in an xtian belief, not mine. You believe it, not me. They are 'old hat' because first of all, 'hell' evolved from 'Sheol' and 'Gehenna', which were Jewish beliefs. The torture chamber hell evolved over time, probably to scare people into converting. And after hearing over and over that I'm damned to this place that doesn't exist, and hearing description after stupid desciption of writhing in agony in a lake of fire, well, it all becomes 'old hat'.

Your dark master satan reveals them to you during your incantations over the Christian babies that you regularly sacrifice and devour.

Sweet merciful crawdads, I keep telling you, that was a SUCKLING PIG over the fire you saw that a group of us were eating. You really should wear your glasses more if you can't tell the difference between a human baby and a suckling pig!

[OnYourKnees]

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Please, Zeke, we've all seen the 'go to hell and ride my giant worm' website. Is there really any need to post it again?

As to this link....bwahaha, that's funny! I'd do it but I'd rather not go on YouTube. I wonder if they'd accept an email of my saying it repeatedly in big bold flashing letters instead

Rachael, are you sure there's not some other reason?

MAYBE you aren't quite so sure that the One Unforgivable Sin is such a grand idea.

I looked at a few of the Unforgivables, and they're all pathetic losers sitting home with the webcam they doubtless use to masturbate long-distance with others, since they can't find anyone willing to touch them in person. They were all lost anyway. Never have they come to Landover Baptist Church for guidance. But you are here via the Forum every day.

I think you have some doubts about your path, Rachael, and that's why you keep coming back. You hope to avoid Pastor Zeke's giant worm, and deep down inside, you pray that Jesus will save you!

Come, Rachael, pray with me now:

Jesus, I know I'm a horrible, sin- and crawdad-ridden, baby-eating witch of Satan. I know I've done horrible things in Your sight . . . fornications, perversions, infanticides. Finally, I realize that these actions hurt You and me both! I seek forgiveness, to be washed clean in your Woolite-like blood!

In Your infinite wisdom, you have seen fit to smite my sinful self with the curse of poverty. In lieu of a tithe, I will write a detailed, graphic account of all my many sins, including photographs and video where possible, so that the God-fearing people at Landover Baptist Church may use them in their documentary of my conversion to raise funds to spread Your word among the Wickeds.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Don't Believe me? Fine. I said I would, and I will now:
I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT
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I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT
I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT!

There. Happy now? Can we get those letters to flash somehow?

P.S. For the last time, I do NOT have crawdads, and that was a suckling pig, not a baby.

[OnYourKnees]

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Don't Believe me? Fine. I said I would, and I will now:
I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT AM I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT POSSESSED I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT BY I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT SATAN I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT PLEASE I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT HELP I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT ME I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT JESUS I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT

There. Happy now? Can we get those letters to flash somehow?

GLORY!

I looked at your post through this pair of glasses shown to me by Dr. Ville, and the true meaning becomes crystal clear! Don't worry, Rachael! Things said and done while possessed by DEMONS don't count! God knows!

Pastor, surely we can send this poor troubled soul the help she begs for?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Argh!! Shouldn't you be telling me what a damnable heathen I am instead of adding UNCALLED FOR alterations to my words??

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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GLORY!

I looked at your post through this pair of glasses shown to me by Dr. Ville, and the true meaning becomes crystal clear! Don't worry, Rachael! Things said and done while possessed by DEMONS don't count! God knows!

Pastor, surely we can send this poor troubled soul the help she begs for?

The woman needs an exorcism performed on her immediately. Unfortunately, I don't believe she'll pony up the dough.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Don't Believe me? Fine. I said I would, and I will now:
I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT
I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT
I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT
I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT!

There. Happy now? Can we get those letters to flash somehow?

P.S. For the last time, I do NOT have crawdads, and that was a suckling pig, not a baby.

<Thud>!!!

You better get a lawyer!

I am going to sue you for attempted MURDER!

I was so appauled by reading your BLASPHEMY that I fainted and hit my delicate head on the corner of my desk. You could have KILLED ME!

I'm calling the DOF to report this as well!

Upset, Sister Thumper

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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The woman needs an exorcism performed on her immediately. Unfortunately, I don't believe she'll pony up the dough.

Sure, you can invite the landover exorcism team over here. Mind you, the first ones they meet will be Daisy and Raptor, who tend to bite first, ask questions later if you know what I mean

<Thud>!!!

You better get a lawyer!

I am going to sue you for attempted MURDER!

I was so appauled by reading your BLASPHEMY that I fainted and hit my delicate head on the corner of my desk. You could have KILLED ME!

I'm calling the DOF to report this as well!

Upset, Sister Thumper

Sorry, Sister Thumper, but you can't sue me, because if that happened it's a sure sign of your desk being improperly padded. That's a healthy an safety hazard, that is. You'd better hope that your lawyers don't see that, or you'll get sued for reckless endangerment.
*snicker*

[see_the_light]

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GLORY!

I looked at your post through this pair of glasses shown to me by Dr. Ville, and the true meaning becomes crystal clear! Don't worry, Rachael! Things said and done while possessed by DEMONS don't count! God knows!

Pastor, surely we can send this poor troubled soul the help she begs for?

Is Rachael trully possessed or just in those womanly times of the month where in the eyes of GOD women are forgiven as they are deemd retarded and irresponsable?

Anyway I would agree that some Christian lecturing MIGHT help her.

PRAISE THE LORD!