[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Blasphemy challenge!

No thanks, I get quite enough christian lecturing already, thankyou very much.

Anyway, aren't we somewhat offtopic?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Blasphemy challenge!

Is Rachael trully possessed or

There is no "OR". She's two breasts short of a bucket of chicken. The extra thighs don't count. (snicker).

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: The Blasphemy challenge!

Sorry, Sister Thumper, but you can't sue me, because if that happened it's a sure sign of your desk being improperly padded. That's a healthy an safety hazard, that is. You'd better hope that your lawyers don't see that, or you'll get sued for reckless endangerment.
*snicker*

Oh I DON'T THINK SO!

You won't be getting off that easy Missy! Be expecting a call from my lawyers. Kanwee, Cheatum and Howe tomorrow! You willfully tried to KILL ME!

There is no "OR". She's two breasts short of a bucket of chicken. The extra thighs don't count. (snicker).

<Giggles>

do Cankles count as part of the leg? She has extra bigguns.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Blasphemy challenge!

There is no "OR". She's two breasts short of a bucket of chicken. The extra thighs don't count. (snicker).

Well, I see mister grumpy adding a MEAN remark.
You know, Pastor, I think they make a Metamucil Plus these days.

You won't be getting off that easy Missy! Be expecting a call from my lawyers. Canwe, Cheatum and Howe tomorrow! You willfully tried to KILL ME!

Sister Thumper, your net provider should have provided you with a list of proper padding requirements when you connected to the net. Because some things on the net can be all haiwy scawy.
It isn't my fault you didn't properly cushion your workspace. Hey, you want to endanger yourself, your call. Maybe this is a sign to get that padding there ASAP.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Blasphemy challenge!

No thanks, I get quite enough christian lecturing already, thankyou very much.

Anyway, aren't we somewhat offtopic?

For once, Van Heathen has a point. Other than that atop her Master's HORNS.

We were discussing that vile website and what manner of promises Satan might have made these purported atheists to get people to cast their own souls into eternal damnation for a free DVD and the 15 minutes of YouTube fame that Andy Warhol predicted.

Was Andy Warhol a visionary, a prophet, a perverted Satanist, or all three?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Blasphemy challenge!

Was Andy Warhol a visionary, a prophet, a perverted Satanist, or all three?

That albino Andy Warthol was a homer and a papist dog. According to DOF sources....

Religious beliefs
Warhol regularly volunteered at homeless shelters in New York, particularly during the busier times of the year, and described himself as a religious person. Many of his later works contain almost hidden religious themes or subjects, and a body of religious-themed works was found posthumously in his estate. Warhol also regularly attended Mass during his life, and the pastor of his Byzantine Rite Catholic church, Saint Vincent's, reports that he visited the church almost daily.

Warhol's brother has described the artist as "really religious, but he didn't want people to know about that because [it was] private." Despite the private nature of his faith, in Warhol's eulogy John Richardson depicted it as devout: "To my certain knowledge, he was responsible for at least one conversion. He took considerable pride in financing his nephew's studies for the priesthood."

See? The mary-worshiper Warthol is writhing in hellfire even as we speak.

[demoncrat]

Re: The Blasphemy challenge!

Like all demoncrats, this one is a tool. It worships its evil mistress Hellary Cliton, and spends its every waking moment spitting on Jesus.

Unlike all demoncrats, this one seems incapable of carrying on a conversation beyond posting a simplistic website designed to persecute True Christianity™. Usually these creatures never stop talking. Perhaps this one has been struck dumb by our benevolent God.

We can post websites for you to ponder as well. Try THIS one on for size, hatemonger!

God is just make-believe like Santa Claus.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Blasphemy challenge!

Sorry, Sister Thumper, but you can't sue me, because if that happened it's a sure sign of your desk being improperly padded. That's a healthy an safety hazard, that is. You'd better hope that your lawyers don't see that, or you'll get sued for reckless endangerment.
*snicker*

You are also guilty of attempted homicide against yourself:
Acts 18:6 And when they opposed themselves, and blasphemed, he shook his raiment, and said unto them, Your blood be upon your own heads; I am clean; from henceforth I will go unto the Gentiles.

When you blaspheme, you take responsibility for your own death. And make no mistake, it is a death:
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

You've earned your place in the Lake of Fire on several counts.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Blasphemy challenge!

God is just make-believe like Santa Claus.

Wow! A complete sentence! Good work, heathen.

Now, can you PROVE your assertion?

[see_the_light]

Re: The Blasphemy challenge!

God is just make-believe like Santa Claus.

AHHH! But Santa-Claus is also REAL, In disguise but real, IT IS SATAN!

PRAISE THE LORD!

[demoncrat]

Re: The Blasphemy challenge!

Wow! A complete sentence! Good work, heathen.

Now, can you PROVE your assertion?

No, I just have blind faith.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Blasphemy challenge!

No, I just have blind faith.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that you were blind, as well as being a filthy unsaved heathen. Jesus hates you for that too. Read the (braille) KJV Bible and see for yourself:

God makes people blind.

"Who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?" -- Exodus 4:11

And he'll make you blind too if you don't follow the Old Testament's laws.

"The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart." -- Deuteronomy 28:28

Blind people cannot approach the altar of God.

"Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries." -- Leviticus 21:17-23

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Blasphemy challenge!

You are also guilty of attempted homicide against yourself:
Acts 18:6 And when they opposed themselves, and blasphemed, he shook his raiment, and said unto them, Your blood be upon your own heads; I am clean; from henceforth I will go unto the Gentiles.

When you blaspheme, you take responsibility for your own death. And make no mistake, it is a death:
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

You've earned your place in the Lake of Fire on several counts.

Just as well for me that it doesn't exist then, eh?
But that does bring to light a question I have for some of the Pastors here. Just why would the 'fearful' be thrown in as well? What does the bible find so terrible about being afraid?

[see_the_light]

Re: The Blasphemy challenge!

Just as well for me that it doesn't exist then, eh?
But that does bring to light a question I have for some of the Pastors here. Just why would the 'fearful' be thrown in as well? What does the bible find so terrible about being afraid?

The Bible only accepts FEAR OF GOD (and of one's father who rules at home in is steed)

Fear of anything else would render impossible a TRUE AND FULL DEVOTION TO OUR LORD.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Blasphemy challenge!

I'd still like to see what one of these Pastors has to say on the matter. They seem to think they know everything, well, I'd like to see their take on it.