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  • Spuf_guys
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    • Sep 2008
    • 19

    #1

    i laughed..

    wow sorry but you people are mental... you seriously think god and jesus exists? i think some of you need to get some referrals to psychiatric hospitals
  • Jean Poole
    Mother of 20
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 384

    #2
    Re: i laughed..

    I think you need a good dose of the KJV Bible, young man!


    "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."

    It is you who needs a psychiatric hospital, devil's spawn! God says we are right and that you are a fool!

    What kind of name is "spuf" anyway? Is that some homer-ish thing?
    God hates Seth Cochrane.

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    • Spuf_guys
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      • Sep 2008
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      #3
      Re: i laughed..

      Spuf is to do with steam (look that up ) also what name is mother of 20? you have 20 kids wow i mean do condoms not work for you or what

      as for the bible its disgrace to be printed on paper

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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        • Dec 2006
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        #4
        Re: i laughed..

        I'll have to ask you to show some respect, Nancy. You're an unwelcome guest on God's forum and we will only put up with so much from the likes of you.
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        • Jean Poole
          Mother of 20
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2008
          • 384

          #5
          Re: i laughed..

          Is "spuf" the smoke that emanates from a homer's orifice? That smoke comes from the demons dancing around in there, you know. If so, please refrain from posting such disgusting and ungodly things.

          I have 20 children because my husband and I wish to raise Soldiers for Christ. Although, it doesn't matter what I want of course. My husband is the head of this home!
          God hates Seth Cochrane.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: i laughed..

            Originally posted by Spuf_guys View Post
            Spuf is to do with steam (look that up ) also what name is mother of 20? you have 20 kids wow i mean do condoms not work for you or what

            as for the bible its disgrace to be printed on paper
            Yeah, we know what S.T.E.A.M. is, too.
            Steam: The Nexus of PC Gaming
            So throw out your gamertard console and get with Jesus, you video fool!!
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Spuf_guys
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              • Sep 2008
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              #7
              Re: i laughed..

              Originally posted by Mother of 20 View Post
              Is "spuf" the smoke that emanates from a homer's orifice? That smoke comes from the demons dancing around in there, you know. If so, please refrain from posting such disgusting and ungodly things.

              I have 20 children because my husband and I wish to raise Soldiers for Christ. Although, it doesn't matter what I want of course. My husband is the head of this home!
              Clearly you lack any intelligence, but i prefer the whole freedom thing but is you like being tied down to lies then your welcome but once you die nothing will happen since there isnt a god

              but if you think there is a god then show me !!

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              • Jean Poole
                Mother of 20
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 384

                #8
                Re: i laughed..

                I can show you God quite easily, monkey-man. This verse proves his existence:

                Genesis 1:1
                In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

                As for my intelligence, I would expect someone questioning it to be able to spell correctly.
                God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                • Spuf_guys
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                  • Sep 2008
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                  #9
                  Re: i laughed..

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Yeah, we know what S.T.E.A.M. is, too.

                  So throw out your gamertard console and get with Jesus, you video fool!!
                  Actually its not for consoles, i suggest you get back on google and do some research

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                  • Spuf_guys
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                    • Sep 2008
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                    #10
                    Re: i laughed..

                    Originally posted by Mother of 20 View Post
                    I can show you God quite easily, monkey-man. This verse proves his existence:

                    Genesis 1:1
                    In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

                    As for my intelligence, I would expect someone questioning it to be able to spell correctly.
                    Monkey man? i earn far more than your family could wish to then again the british pound is much more powerful than the weak dollar no ?

                    As for the "verse" i want proof anyone can write things or did you not know that... no i want PROOF come on

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                    • Warrior of God
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                      • Aug 2008
                      • 241

                      #11
                      Re: i laughed..

                      Originally posted by Spuf_guys View Post
                      Spuf is to do with steam (look that up ) also what name is mother of 20? you have 20 kids wow i mean do condoms not work for you or what

                      as for the bible its disgrace to be printed on paper
                      even if the question was relevant to a good Christian woman,

                      the fact you are posting at all proves that condoms failed miserably for your father... as did any of his futile attempts to breed intelligent life.
                      just look at the result ,
                      you...

                      I use the term 'your father' loosely , obviously, as it is apparent you wouldn't have the faintest idea which mongrel stray fulfilled that role.

                      if you do have a use it is to prove that the devil makes work for idle and incompetent tallywhackers.

                      That role achieved , please feel free to make your way straight to Hell...
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                      Seek Salvation in Him,
                      or His Judgement will seek you.

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                      • Spuf_guys
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                        • Sep 2008
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                        #12
                        Re: i laughed..

                        Originally posted by Warrior of God View Post
                        ~Some useless shit~
                        you fail


                        as for hell sure because thats about as fake as heaven

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                        • fupS_syuG
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                          #13
                          Re: i laughed..

                          hmmm hell, do I need to take the escalator down there or is there some sort of bus

                          it just looks like there's rock, rock and more rock

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                          • Spuf_guys
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                            • Sep 2008
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                            #14
                            Re: i laughed..

                            Originally posted by fupS_syuG View Post
                            hmmm hell, do I need to take the escalator down there or is there some sort of bus

                            it just looks like there's rock, rock and more rock
                            no you can take "mother of 20s" daughter and "ride" her down

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                            • Jean Poole
                              Mother of 20
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 384

                              #15
                              Re: i laughed..

                              I happen to be stuck in the heathen-ish land of Britain myself.

                              My husband earns a goodly amount of money, but unlike you, we TITHE to our church for our way to heaven!
                              God hates Seth Cochrane.

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