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  • Spuf_guys
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    • Sep 2008
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    #16
    Re: i laughed..

    Originally posted by Mother of 20 View Post
    I happen to be stuck in the heathen-ish land of Britain myself.

    My husband earns a goodly amount of money, but unlike you, we TITHE to our church for our way to heaven!
    Your husband is a busker ?

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    • fupS_syuG
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      #17
      Re: i laughed..

      I was hoping people this stupid had stayed across the Atlantic

      and giving money to the church is what gets you into heaven?

      that made me laugh

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
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        • Sep 2006
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        #18
        Re: i laughed..

        We will laugh at YOU as JESUS drop kicks you in to HELL!!!


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        • fupS_syuG
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          #19
          Re: i laughed..

          You're signature basically proves my point as to how out of touch with reality you people are

          get out of the medieval ages and use what nature gave you

          a brain

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          • Jean Poole
            Mother of 20
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            • Sep 2008
            • 384

            #20
            Re: i laughed..

            I see that your username is turned backwards, monkey-boy's similarly evil twin. Are you afflicted with the demon of dyslexia?

            GLORY!
            God hates Seth Cochrane.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
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              • Jan 2008
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              #21
              Re: i laughed..

              Originally posted by Spuf_guys View Post
              Monkey man?
              You reckon you descended form moneys don’t you? All atheists do.
              i earn far more than your family could wish to
              I remember a darkie bum saying the same thing – are you on the same stuff as him?
              then again the british pound is much more powerful than the weak dollar no ?
              No, you’re sliding into the abyss of recession; the pound has lost over 14% in the last few days against the dollar – the US could buy and sell you and still have money left over to consolidate its Godly hold on all oil supplies.


              Why do we keep UK afloat despite its buck-toothed, homer population who exist on a diet of stuff my hogs would turn down? We want a landing strip and a poodle in Europe. We cough and your PM wipes up the gobbets from the carpet. Keep it up boy.

              As for the "verse" i want proof anyone can write things or did you not know that... no i want PROOF come on
              What you want and what you get are different things, friend. No one comes here making demands. I reckon unless you can show that the Bible is wrong in any respect, Mother of 20 is due an apology.
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              • Spuf_guys
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                #22
                Re: i laughed..

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                We will laugh at YOU as JESUS drop kicks you in to HELL!!!



                Is that before or after he gets nailed to the cross and bitch slapped

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                • Nobar King
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                  • Sep 2007
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                  #23
                  Re: i laughed..

                  Originally posted by Spuf_guys View Post
                  Is that before or after he gets nailed to the cross and bitch slapped
                  Are you the stupidest atheist ever??? Jesus was nailed to the cross almost 2000 years ago.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Spuf_guys
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                    #24
                    Re: i laughed..

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Are you the stupidest atheist ever??? Jesus was nailed to the cross over 2000 years ago.
                    Sorry i was wiping my ass on the USA flag and the holy bible although its more of a dirty bible

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                    • Roberta
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                      • Jan 2008
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                      #25
                      Re: i laughed..

                      Are you a public school "old boy"?
                      Come climb my mountains.

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                      • Remy Lebeau
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                        • Sep 2006
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                        #26
                        Re: i laughed..

                        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                        Are you a public school "old boy"?
                        He has a beard and false hip.
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                        • Remy Lebeau
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                          #27
                          Re: i laughed..

                          Originally posted by Spuf_guys View Post
                          wow sorry but you people are mental... you seriously think god and jesus exists? i think some of you need to get some referrals to psychiatric hospitals
                          Is Jesus didn't exist then nothing would exist. How else would everything come together? Clearly, there is an intelligent hand in creation.

                          Perhaps you could use a psychiatric referral. You are the one claiming that the laws of physics are just a big random happening that could just as easily, and quite randomly, do something else tomorrow. Do you also think you are the only person in existence and everything else is just your subconscious imagination?

                          Dr. Nowlin could probably help you out with your problem, boy.
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                          • Spuf_guys
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                            #28
                            Re: i laughed..

                            Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                            Is Jesus didn't exist then nothing would exist. How else would everything come together? Clearly, there is an intelligent hand in creation.

                            Perhaps you could use a psychiatric referral. You are the one claiming that the laws of physics are just a big random happening that could just as easily, and quite randomly, do something else tomorrow. Do you also think you are the only person in existence and everything else is just your subconscious imagination?

                            Dr. Nowlin could probably help you out with your problem, boy.

                            Prove he's real then... simple request, no?

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                            • Warrior of God
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                              #29
                              Re: i laughed..

                              Originally posted by Spuf_guys View Post
                              Sorry i was wiping my ass on the USA flag and the holy bible although its more of a dirty bible

                              spot the illegal mooslem ...

                              Got to be one ...

                              Obviously twitching in his anti-crusade frustration,
                              and just as obviously anally obsessed...
                              so a homo as well...

                              Fits the illegal immigrant homo mooslem profile perfectly...

                              Whinges about the west , but sccared to go home 'cos his mooselem secret nancy-boy bosses would stone him stupid
                              ( well, even more stupid that would be) just to make themselves look all straight and
                              Q'uranically correct...
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                              • Warrior of God
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                                #30
                                Re: i laughed..

                                Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                                Are you a public school "old boy"?

                                He probably still is,
                                they're mostly queer as a chocolate tea-pot...

                                and have inflated ideas of their intelligence to go with their delusions of adequacy.

                                They're usually sub-standard inbreds that their family can't abide having around home...
                                We had many of them in the army as 'fellow'' officers...
                                Tell them to play polo in a minefield they'd likely ask 'where's the horses'...
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