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  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #1

    Women's Ways

    They try so much to please their men, and sometimes forget to please our God.

    Women, though, can be proud of their historical record,
    of aping male roles in times of national emergency.

    They do sometimes prove to us that they can mean well, and be of real value.

    Place figments of the historical record here, in any form that you like.
    Women who would serve men, country and God.

    The post icon is of a light bulb: Bright and pretty to look at,
    a perfect vacuum inside.
  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #2
    When Lilith was young

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    • lilith
      Night Hag
      • Sep 2006
      • 1232

      #3
      Re: Women's Ways

      Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
      They try so much to please their men, and sometimes forget to please our God.

      Women, though, can be proud of their historical record,
      of aping male roles in times of national emergency.

      They do sometimes prove to us that they can mean well, and be of real value.

      Place figments of the historical record here, in any form that you like.
      Women who would serve men, country and God.

      The post icon is of a light bulb: Bright and pretty to look at,
      a perfect vacuum inside.

      Um...Peter sweetie?

      Women who seek equality with men lack ambition.
      In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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      • see_the_light
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 1386

        #4
        Re: Women's Ways

        Originally posted by lilith View Post
        Um...Peter sweetie?

        Women who seek equality with men lack ambition.
        Assuming the phase you read somewehere you can't quite place means woman ABOVE MAN.

        They lack brains (natural enough) and self awareness....

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        • lilith
          Night Hag
          • Sep 2006
          • 1232

          #5
          Re: Women's Ways

          Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
          Assuming the phase you read somewehere you can't quite place means woman ABOVE MAN.

          They lack brains (natural enough) and self awareness....

          There's nothing wrong with most men.

          That a good stiff dose of female hormones couldn't fix.
          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #6
            Re: Women's Ways

            Originally posted by lilith View Post
            There's nothing wrong with most men.

            That a good stiff dose of female hormones couldn't fix.
            Not to mention a nice, swift ball-ectomy!
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • Brother Love
              Yes, THAT Brother Love!
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2006
              • 403

              #7
              Re: Women's Ways

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Not to mention a nice, swift ball-ectomy!
              What is a ball-ectomy? I never has heard of that befor.
              Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

              "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


              "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #8
                Re: Women's Ways

                It's where a man has his testicles removed.
                Similar to neutering.
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: Women's Ways

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  It's where a man has his testicles removed.
                  Similar to neutering.
                  You may be in the gutter, but you're really not looking up at the stars (and GOD), are you, Hell-sin?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Poetic Peter
                    Christian Poet Emeritus
                    Forum Member
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 1696

                    #10
                    Re: WRONG Women's Ways

                    wrong

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: Women's Ways

                      Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
                      What is a ball-ectomy? I never has heard of that befor.
                      It's what happened to Mr. Van Hellsbells, which would explain why Mrs. Van Hellsbells is so obsessed with the "M" sin.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131

                        #12
                        Re: Women's Ways

                        Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
                        It's what happened to Mr. Van Hellsbells, which would explain why Mrs. Van Hellsbells is so obsessed with the "M" sin.
                        Heh, he takes care of me very well thankyou very much.
                        However, I'm interested to know how you find references to a neutering procedure to be 'm' thoughts.
                        Please, do enlighten me. I can't wait to hear your explanation for that one.
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                        • Poetic Peter
                          Christian Poet Emeritus
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 1696

                          #13
                          Re: Women's Ways

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          I'm interested to know how you find references to a neutering procedure to be 'm' thoughts.
                          they are 'f' thoughts engendered by what they cannot have.





                          so wrong

                          Who should not wear trousers?
                          Who cannot play ball?
                          Who must not be male?
                          Wo-oe to them all.

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #14
                            Re: Women's Ways

                            I'm still not sure how it could possibly relate.
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                            • Poetic Peter
                              Christian Poet Emeritus
                              Forum Member
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 1696

                              #15
                              Re: Women's Ways

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              I'm still not sure how it could possibly relate.
                              Yoo hoo!
                              Not all women of the past were petulant deniers of their sex.
                              So what? Sew for soldiers, why don't you? Where are the sewers
                              for our soldiers today?

                              The American Civil War, Harper's Magazine, 1861


                              Sew right

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