[lilith]

Re: Women's Ways

I'm still not sure how it could possibly relate.

Don't rush him - he'll think of something.
Eventually.

[see_the_light]

Re: Women's Ways

Don't rush him - he'll think of something.
Eventually.

I think our Bard meant something that that perverted homer joo (sigmund FRAUD) called "p***nis envy"

That one he got right, sometimes satan shows women their true position and weakness and incites them to rebel against MAN and GOD.

As they can get no better... they dream of reducing MEN to women.

Poor things so easy to lead astray, PRAISE THE LORD that has given them MEN that they may guide and protect them.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Women's Ways

Sorry to disappoint you, STL, but a man could NEVER hope to reach the status that is woman. I don't envy the tallywhacker, I feel very sorry for you men for having one. I have no problems with the tallywhacker (just ask my husband, they have a few good uses here and there ) but there's no way I'd ever want one myself.

[TwinkBoy]

Re: Women's Ways

Well Rachael I suppose you really put the lid on the jar with that lol. Jolly good show! Right on! DynOmite! YOU GO GIRL!!

Actually, I know several MEN (dreamy sigh) that have MANY uses and that can do some absolutely AMAZING things with their "tallywackers." LoL.

CALL ME girlfriend and I'll tell you all about them LOL.



Love & Light,
Twink

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Women's Ways

I was about to be horribly offended, but now I'm just confused.

What exactly is a "shrit"?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Women's Ways

Well Rachael I suppose you really put the lid on the jar with that lol. Jolly good show! Right on! DynOmite! YOU GO GIRL!!

Actually, I know several MEN (dreamy sigh) that have MANY uses and that can do some absolutely AMAZING things with their "tallywackers." LoL.

CALL ME girlfriend and I'll tell you all about them LOL.



Love & Light,
Twink

Heh, thanks Twink.
You're right, amazing things can be done with tallywhackers...but I still wouldn't want to have one, lol. Too messy. Plus, if women get kicked down there it won't affect us much but you know what happens when a guy does!

I was about to be horribly offended, but now I'm just confused.

What exactly is a "shrit"?

It says 'shirt', not 'shrit'

[TwinkBoy]

Re: Women's Ways

Boy do I know OR do I know LoL!! I got kicked there once and it REALLLLYYY hurt. But, alas, it all soon turned into a "relationship" and boy was I happy, happy . What a guy he was!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Women's Ways

Hmm, interesting story you'd have to tell people you introduced him to:
'So, how did you two meet?'
'Well, he kicked me in the balls!'

[see_the_light]

Re: Women's Ways

Hmm, interesting story you'd have to tell people you introduced him to:
'So, how did you two meet?'
'Well, he kicked me in the balls!'

Rachael

Could you take your "new friend" to the hairdresser and chit-chat there?

This is a serious thread about women's shortcomings and the effort a MAN can make to help them overcome those handicaps and lead them to JESUS.

It is not the place for a witch and a fairy demon to compare peckers' stories (especialy those that deal with ABOMINATIONS so dear to that catamite).

BEGONE!

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Women's Ways

In all fairness, men have more shortcomings than women do. Maybe WE should be helping YOU.

[TwinkBoy]

Re: Women's Ways

LOL I suppose you are right but I never really told people how we met. Ahhh..his name was Peter Van Dyke and he eventually went "straight" and got married, had kids, blah, blah, blah. Ohhh but he was such a DREAM! Just thinking about him makes me weep (yes I am weeping as I write this). Oh well.......no use crying over "spilt milk." LOL Anyway I moved on and found someone MUCH better. (More on him LATERs girlfriend).

Yawn...this "girl" is headed for beddie bye. I've got a reeally longgg day tomorrow.

Chow,
Love & Light
Twink

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Women's Ways

ATTENTION! THIS FORUM IS NOT TO BE USED FOR PASSING STORIES OF HOMO PERVERSION! GET THE GONE, LEST YE BOTH BE SMOTE!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Women's Ways

Thank you Pastor Al.
Refreshing to mind the thread's purpose:


They try so much to please their men, and sometimes forget to please our God.

Women, though, can be proud of their historical record,
of aping male roles in times of national emergency.

They do sometimes prove to us that they can mean well, and be of real value.

Place figments of the historical record here, in any form that you like.
Women who would serve men, country and God.

The post icon is of a light bulb: Bright and pretty to look at,
a perfect vacuum inside.


We will add more images by which to honor and remind our ladies
that they are...

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Women's Ways

...surprising me. Just found,

I did not know of this famous case
of extreme tallywhacker envy.

1913

http://userpages.aug.com/captbarb/femvets2.html

and another, less credible

http://docsouth.unc.edu/fpn/velazquez/menu.html

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Women's Ways

In all fairness, men have more shortcomings than women do. Maybe WE should be helping YOU.

Yes, I am so envious that I don't get to give birth and bleed from my genitalia every month. I believe, as ever, GOD put it best:
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Of course, being a vile hater of God, you may prefer this secular source. Either way, they have essentially the same message for the weaker sex: OWNED.