[Dana723]

Re: Jesus will fix my Pa’s flat tire.

I must’ve passed out from heat exhaustion or something because I don’t remember anything from the last two nights. The truck is nowhere in sight and my Pa isn’t picking up his phone, most obviously on his weekly prayer missionaries to downtown. Anyway, I have awoken in Upstate New York. I contacted Brother Larry who can’t pick me up because he has laundry in the dryer currently. He has sent an uber driven by his friend Bro K and his husband Lance. Brother Larry promises me that their gay won’t infect me and I trust his word.

As for the truck, I can only assume that when Jesus picked it up that he is in need of it to be able to shepherd more Godly Christians to heaven when it’s their time (granted they have reached TC status).

Brother Larry and his friends took such good care of my Matthew, I'm sure he'll make sure you are well taken care of as well!

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: Jesus will fix my Pa’s flat tire.

I have been praying non-stop. My neighbor passed by and offered to help out. I told him to not even bother talking to my Pa in the truck because I have unwavering faith in the Lord to come help. My faith in Jesus is unshakable. I will continue posting updates. I sure hope my Pa isn’t too upset that i turned away our neighbor for Jesus.

you may not understand this but then again you may, the Neighbor was sent by Jesus cause he was too busy and you turned him away.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: Jesus will fix my Pa’s flat tire.

I am home finally. After several detours including helping to clean out one a certain Person’s log cabin in the woods owned by a “Mr. Epstein” whoever that is. The last stop was a set of bathrooms in Cleveland Ohio. The two men waited outside while I entered the ladies restroom. When I walked out, they both appeared upset but wouldn’t say why. The next day I am finally home. My Pa says he wasn’t worried at all and happy to have time alone. I can only figure this is because he had full faith in Jesus after all! A wonderful ending surely!!!!! Also, there’s a brand new truck outside on the driveway next to our Camaro! Everything seems to have worked itself out with faith in Jesus.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: Jesus will fix my Pa’s flat tire.

Somebody’s got to tell her...

[Isabella White]

Re: Jesus will fix my Pa’s flat tire.

Somebody’s got to tell her...

Tell her what, Mr. Puriel? Please spell it out for the good of our beloved Sister Maxine. We're all waiting. The good will bless you for doing so.

Proverbs 11:11 "A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Isabella White]

Re: Jesus will fix my Pa’s flat tire.

I am home finally. After several detours including helping to clean out one a certain Person’s log cabin in the woods owned by a “Mr. Epstein” whoever that is. The last stop was a set of bathrooms in Cleveland Ohio. The two men waited outside while I entered the ladies restroom. When I walked out, they both appeared upset but wouldn’t say why. The next day I am finally home. My Pa says he wasn’t worried at all and happy to have time alone. I can only figure this is because he had full faith in Jesus after all! A wonderful ending surely!!!!! Also, there’s a brand new truck outside on the driveway next to our Camaro! Everything seems to have worked itself out with faith in Jesus.

Oh, thank the dear , dear Sister Maxine! You don't know how I worried about you so, what with you posting here and there, and yet you were seemingly further from home each time you contacted the prayer warriors here at . But, oh happy, day, you are home now, at long last!

Psalm 5:11 "But let all those that put their trust in thee rejoice: let them ever shout for joy, because thou defendest them: let them also that love thy name be joyful in thee."

Yes, yes, there has been a Mr. Epstein in the news as of late, but I haven't been following along too keenly. I think it was a news story about (and I might have this wrong) the manager of that singing group, the Beetles. Anyway, no worry, as you're back with your dear Pa once again.

A blessed day to you, dear Sister Maxine,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Jesus will fix my Pa’s flat tire.

The title of this thread just cries out to be turned into the chorus of a Song of Faith and Praise. One for the common people, that is.

[Isabella White]

Re: Jesus will fix my Pa’s flat tire.

The title of this thread just cries out to be turned into the chorus of a Song of Faith and Praise.

Oh, yes, dear Sister Joanna, that is so blessedly true! And may bless you for thinking of yet another way to bring glory to our and .

I wonder if our much-beloved Brother Larry would have the time to put his tremendous talents to pen and paper, and to compose a lovely hymn for this joyous occasion?

A blessed day to you, Dear Sister Joanna,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. Now, you've got me humming that title. I can't wait to see what our darling Brother Larry came do with this!

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: Jesus will fix my Pa’s flat tire.

Tell her what, Mr. Puriel? Please spell it out for the good of our beloved Sister Maxine. We're all waiting. The good will bless you for doing so.

Proverbs 11:11 "A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."

Sincerely, Isabella W.

The lord sent her help over and over again as she requested, and yet she turned his help away.

[Dana723]

Re: Jesus will fix my Pa’s flat tire.

Somebody’s got to tell her...

Tell her what?

I'm so glad, Sister Maxine, that you are home safe and sound, and that Jesus gave your Pa a new truck!



As for me, I'm still waiting on my Matthew to come home. He did call and say that he was having the time of his life with his new friends (Brother Larry's ex-gay friends). I think he said it was a revival or something. Whatever it was, he kept saying he was very "proud" of it. Come to think of it, he used the word "pride" a lot.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Jesus will fix my Pa’s flat tire.

Sister Dana: Matthew's fine. He's on his knees almost constantly these days. Glory to God!


To the others: Imagine my surprise after I posted a song in the Poet's Corner that it was being talked about just when the Spirit was whispering in my ear. What a wondrous and amazing God we serve. I hope you'll all rush to see the masterpiece that the LORD GOD gave me. He never fails to impress me, and I hope I don't fail you.


In loving Brotherhood,
BrotherLarry
Revelation 22:12

[BibleReader2231]

Re: Jesus will fix my Pa’s flat tire.

Brother Larry,

Have you considered submitting your lovely song over to the publishers of books of Hymns? I am sure as you have TC status that you can hire a decent Joo lawyer to take care of all of the paperwork. Also, you should represent Landover Baptist Church by performing this song on America’s Got Talent. Just be sure to let the viewers know how doomed they are for being heathens so you can protect yourself.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Jesus will fix my Pa’s flat tire.

Brother Larry,

Have you considered submitting your lovely song over to the publishers of books of Hymns? I am sure as you have TC status that you can hire a decent Joo lawyer to take care of all of the paperwork. Also, you should represent Landover Baptist Church by performing this song on America’s Got Talent. Just be sure to let the viewers know how doomed they are for being heathens so you can protect yourself.

Lovely Sister Max,


All the time, I hear from publishers wishing to gain earthly profit from my obvious talent. I decline at least five offers every day. While you are precious for suggesting these things, I hope you'll understand that I want to keep my music for God's glory, for Him to use as He sees fit. I trust that my music will reach those folk that the LORD GOD wants it to reach. A wise pastor once told me:


"Horse guy, I don't know what to call your "songs" because there doesn't seem to be an appropriate word that I can use in these forums. I would recommend that you keep them between you and God, and frankly I don't know what He will do with them. You haven't cleaned out my stalls yet. Extra tithes for you this month."


I won't reveal who said that but I have never forgotten His candor or His wisdom. It's obvious he is impressed when he can't imagine the wonderful things God will do with my writings. Glory!