[BibleReader2231]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

Oh, dear Sister Maxine: Goodness gracious! Are you alright? Where are you now? I've been praying for you, just as so many of our beloved believers have been doing. Please give us an update and let us know that you are safe, at long last!

A blessed day to you, dear misplaced Sister Maxine,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

It would appear that my Uber ride has taken a detour to Washington DC. I’m considering getting out of the Uber to take a walk around National Park and celebrate Trump Day. My Uber drivers have left the vehicle as well saying they have to protest today. Protest what though? They never elaborated.

[Dana723]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

It would appear that my Uber ride has taken a detour to Washington DC. I’m considering getting out of the Uber to take a walk around National Park and celebrate Trump Day. My Uber drivers have left the vehicle as well saying they have to protest today. Protest what though? They never elaborated.

Perhaps they are protesting the protestors? That's the only logical thing I can think of.


And please, if you can, keep an eye out for my darling boy Matthew. He was supposed to come home earlier this week per Brother Larry. But he hasn't. However, I have information that places him with a Serge who is an ex-gay friend of Brother Larry. Serge is in Washington DC at this time as well.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

People please.

When God calls you it’s best to obey and that’s what happened. I don’t control my ex gay friends. Jesus does. Have some faith. If you were True Christians (tm) I would have rescued everyone myself. I had laundry to do and my toenails needed trimmed.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

People please.

When God calls you it’s best to obey and that’s what happened. I don’t control my ex gay friends. Jesus does. Have some faith. If you were True Christians ™ I would have rescued everyone myself. I had laundry to do and my toenails needed trimmed.

Quite right, Brother! Do these women not have husbands, brothers or older sons - however Godless - to attend to such petty issues? And do they have no faith in Jesus (Philippians 4:13)?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

I wanna land myself a beautiful hook-nosed JAP whose daddy has an uptown address. I will sign a pre-nup.

Is Jew York City known for its Japanese population? I thought all the slants were in LA. Also, I don't think hook-noses are a very common trait among the orientals.

Chubbs, you're looking for love in all the wrong places. Marry a good white girl. God hates race mixing (Ezra 10:10-12, Deuteronomy 7:3, Numbers 25:6-9, 2 Corinthians 6:14).

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Calling All Ex-Joos

Is Jew York City known for its Japanese population? I thought all the slants were in LA. Also, I don't think hook-noses are a very common trait among the orientals.

Chubbs, you're looking for love in all the wrong places. Marry a good white girl. God hates race mixing (Ezra 10:10-12, Deuteronomy 7:3, Numbers 25:6-9, 2 Corinthians 6:14).

JAP = Jewish American Princess/They're mostly white girls with questionable Jewish heritage and lots and lots of money. You know, Lisa Kudrow? That's what.