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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #1

    Happy Birthday Trent Harvey, Jr!

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

    Tags: marijuana orgies, reefer madness, smoking
    • I Man Rastafari
      Possibly retarded pothead
      • Oct 2015
      • 1019
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday Trent Harvey, Jr!

      Greetings!

      A joyous birthday to you Mr. Trent Harvey Jr!

      I am preparing a large spliff which I will shortly ignite in celebration of your special day. It is the best way to enjoy a friend's birthday and also less costly in money as I was going to have a nice spliff anyway.

      Jah Guide!
      Trevor
      Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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        • Isabella White
          True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
           
          • Mar 2019
          • 4379
          #3
          Re: Happy Birthday Trent Harvey, Jr!

          And, a very happy birthday to you, dear Trent! I hope that your day is a joyous occasion, giving thanks to the for continued blessings. I've made a little cake in your honor, which I hope will add to the fun of your festivities.

          A blessed day to you, Dear,
          Sincerely, Isabella W.
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          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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            • Trent Harvey, Jr.
              Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2007
              • 722
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday Trent Harvey, Jr!

              Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
              I am preparing a large spliff which I will shortly ignite in celebration of your special day.
              I noticed:



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