[Johny Joe Hold]

It will be a stretch, Pastor Zeke, to get a majority of the 138 Cardinals that will meeting to name a new Pope. No doubt money changes hands. Plus, there is a kind of lobbying we can only whisper about. We at Landover Baptist stand ready to provide the funds you need to make this happen.

As to the "lobbying" we can only whisper about, let me make a suggestion. You will need to load you plane with attractive little boys that you can make available to the Cardinals. Where to find these little boys is the problem. Perhaps some calls to Border Patrol? Not sure.

[MitzaLizalor]

A fine display of tablecloths & curtains, a very crass selection (I won't even bother to estimate the cost of such splendiferous array) but the acme of its type.

HATS.

..and we have a complete range from LEFT: the common or "garden variety" dunce, MIDDLE: special award for excellence in duncing, RIGHT: the Über Dunce.

If hattage is a consideration, perhaps Pastor could enquire about suitable styles/