How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

[sinnersbedamned]

What are the requirements, in terms of website membership?

[God Hates Me]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

Kiss ass


Lots of it

[Off Base]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

You probably have to send them money.

Me, I don't see why I would ever want to contribute to their ministry.

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

Me, I don't see why I would ever want to contribute to their ministry.

And that is why you will burn in hell for all of eternity.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

What are the requirements, in terms of website membership?

Love Jesus and have a True Christian™ attitude.

Also tithing doesn't hurt. Saving souls isn't cheap.

Don't listen to these fools, they are all butt puppets for Satan.

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

Love Jesus and have a True Christian™ attitude.

Also tithing doesn't hurt. Saving souls isn't cheap.

Don't listen to these fools, they are all butt puppets for Satan.

It was rather silly that I ask a question for which I already knew the answer to. My apologies.

[Off Base]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

And that is why you will burn in hell for all of eternity.

You ---> <--- LBC staff

Yep; looks to me like you're on the way to getting in their good books. Congrats! After a few months, you won't need to think for yourself anymore!

[God Hates Me]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

Love Jesus and have a True Christian™ attitude.

Also tithing doesn't hurt. Saving souls isn't cheap.

Don't listen to these fools, they are all butt puppets for Satan.

and to what are you a butt puppet for?

I think its somewhere in that ook... something about not being a hypocrite and calling people things YOU are guilty of being...

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

You ---> <--- LBC staff

Yep; looks to me like you're on the way to getting in their good books. Congrats! After a few months, you won't need to think for yourself anymore!

Kiss ass


Lots of it

You two are the ones who keep talking about kissing rumps. Why can't you try harder to conceal your lust for men.

[God Hates Me]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

You two are the ones who keep talking about kissing rumps. Why can't you try harder to conceal your lust for men.

and thats bad??

<-------- isnt a guy BTW Duuuh!

[Off Base]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

You two are the ones who keep talking about kissing rumps. Why can't you try harder to conceal your lust for men.

Wait a minute: you hate homosexuals, but you want me, a woman, not to lust after men?

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

Wait a minute: you hate homosexuals, but you want me, a woman, not to lust after men?

You are only allowed to consumate with one male in your entire life. Otherwise thou shalt burn in hell.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

and thats bad??

<-------- isnt a guy BTW Duuuh!

Well if you are a woman you certainly don't act like one. I had you pegged as a 50 year old gay sailor. Do you think you are going to attract a Christian husband with your vomit of the mouth? You should be ashamed, do you not know a womens place!

[God Hates Me]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

Well if you are a woman you certainly don't act like one. I had you pegged as a 50 year old gay sailor. Do you think you are going to attract a Christian husband with your vomit of the mouth? You should be ashamed, do you not know a womens place!

With the fecal matter spewing from YOUR mouth I hope I meet a satanist one

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

Wait a minute: you hate homosexuals, but you want me, a woman, not to lust after men?

Well, are you still a clean virgin or are you already a spoiled disgusting man tool?