[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

To return to the question, I have given it a little thought and:

• You should be intelligent enough to know you do not need logic but absolute faith
• You should know all the contradictions in the Bible and know why they are not contradictions.
• You should accept that ‘knowledge’ is advancing but that the wisdom of the Bible is timeless, inerrant and that ‘knowledge’ will always turn out to be wrong or in agreement with God’s Word.
• You should always support a fellow True Christian because his knowledge, which has the same source as yours, is as great as yours.
• You should accept that Pastors are always correct and that any perceived error is yours and not theirs.
• You should help others understand the compassion required of a True Christian yet give no quarter in rebuking the Unsaved.
• You must accept that all Unsaved Trash are infested with myriad and diverse sins and that you must speak boldly as to what those sins might be and expose them to create shame and thus repentance.
• You should despise and seek the destruction of all false religions (including false Christians) and their adherents yet strive to show the beauty, calm and peace of God’s True Ways to secure souls for Salvation.
• You should have a view of morality that allows for no other view than that expressed by God in KJV 1611.
• You should have the good sense to admit God is rightly mysterious and that the answers, “God did it.” or “It is God’s Plan” can never be unsatisfactory.
• You should have the fortitude to withstand the satanic outpourings of Unsaved Trash, your shield is your deep Faith, your sword is the Bible and your fortress is God and True Christendom.
• You should be certain that America is God’s Favorite Country, American is the only language worth speaking, Landover is God’s Favorite Church and that Theocracy is God’s Favorite Government. You must work unquestioningly to support all these.
• Most important is the genuine aura of humility that must be yours throughout.

There will be others I may have omitted.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

Brother Ezekiel, PRAISE to you and GLORY to Jesus Christ our LORD for a beautifully-crafted and most Divinely inspired post!

[God Hates Me]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

Brother Ezekiel, PRAISE to you and GLORY to Jesus Christ our LORD for a beautifully-crafted and most Divinely inspired post!

YES! Praise it like you should, because as god's sheep you couldnt hope for much more!

ugh

You undrestand he hates your guts because you lack testicles?

lol and you seem happy with it... this is sad

666

[Bob4God]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

God Hates Me,

t*sticles, t*sticles, t*sticles... What is this perverse fascination you have with the dangling duplex of the unborn?

Does your depravity have no end!?

[God Hates Me]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

God Hates Me,

t*sticles, t*sticles, t*sticles... What is this perverse fascination you have with the dangling duplex of the unborn?

Does your depravity have no end!?

well that and dicks is the only thing you have and we dont... so what makes you so great? know that if WE shut you off those blueballs are going to have to be cured by a sin... perhaps in the bathroom with a bible where only god can see you?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

After a few months, you won't need to think for yourself anymore!

This same stupid theme keeps coming up over and over again, and it all boils down to one thing - "thinking for ourselves" means thinking like you. You just can't accept that by thinking for ourselves, we've come to the conclusion that the Bible is correct and that salvation through Jesus is the way to go.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

well that and dicks is the only thing you have and we dont... so what makes you so great? know that if WE shut you off those blueballs are going to have to be cured by a sin... perhaps in the bathroom with a bible where only god can see you?

Wait, you're a woman too? I know that Off Base in a misguided trollop who came in pretending to be a man, but I thought you God Hates Me were an angry 14 year old boy.

It just goes to show you that the internets are a very strange place indeed!

[God Hates Me]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

hes been dead for 2000 years I dont think he cares anymore...







better to reign in hell

[God Hates Me]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

Wait, you're a woman too? I know that Off Base in a misguided trollop who came in pretending to be a man, but I thought you God Hates Me were an angry 14 year old boy.

It just goes to show you that the internets are a very strange place indeed!

And its just shows you need to get that head out of "someones" (you know who's) ass and start seeing that people were given free thought, and free will and no amount of bible thumping will "save" me from freedom! The fight for freedom isnt in Irak! its right here against religious freaks (who are an inch away from becoming Terroristst killing for their "god")

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

And its just shows you need to get that head out of "someones" (you know who's) ass and start seeing that people were given free thought, and free will and no amount of bible thumping will "save" me from freedom! The fight for freedom isnt in Irak! its right here against religious freaks (who are an inch away from becoming Terroristst killing for their "god")

Boy we follow secular lawn just as the Bible commands. You are the one we need to be worried about. Since you follow Satan, you clearly have no morals or guidelines.

Like we are going to take advice from some satanic harlot!

[God Hates Me]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

never been married... sorry... and have no intent too, im having too much fun with no strings attached...

and I know how to use a crucifix the right way when i need to get some steam off

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

And its just shows you need to get that head out of "someones" (you know who's) ass and start seeing that people were given free thought, and free will and no amount of bible thumping will "save" me from freedom! The fight for freedom isnt in Irak! its right here against religious freaks (who are an inch away from becoming Terroristst killing for their "god")

Could you sight the chapter and verse in the KJV1611 that says people were given "free thought" and "free will" Sister?

No? That's because hogwash like you are spouting isn't in The Bible! And I'm not sure whose rear end you are referring to above, but my eyes are wide open and filled with the blinding light of Jesus! Praise!

And we are in Iraq (notice the 'q') fighting the terrorists that attacked us on 9/11/2001. You need to get right with God whore, or Satan will be having his way with you with his flaming tallywhacker for all eternity!

[God Hates Me]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

Could you sight the chapter and verse in the KJV1611 that says people were given "free thought" and "free will" Sister?

No? That's because hogwash like you are spouting isn't in The Bible! And I'm not sure whose rear end you are referring to above, but my eyes are wide open and filled with the blinding light of Jesus! Praise!

And we are in Iraq (notice the 'q') fighting the terrorists that attacked us on 9/11/2001. You need to get right with God whore, or Satan will be having his way with you with his flaming tallywhacker for all eternity!

q K whatever who cares its all goatfucking right?

and these terrorists are doing the same thing you people are doing now...

whats your view on Wiccans and pagans? and how does it differ from THEIR view of christianity?

[christain-goth]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

Could you sight the chapter and verse in the KJV1611 that says people were given "free thought" and "free will" Sister?

No? That's because hogwash like you are spouting isn't in The Bible! And I'm not sure whose rear end you are referring to above, but my eyes are wide open and filled with the blinding light of Jesus! Praise!

And we are in Iraq (notice the 'q') fighting the terrorists that attacked us on 9/11/2001. You need to get right with God whore, or Satan will be having his way with you with his flaming tallywhacker for all eternity!

Why would you need to quote the bible for every little thing? There's more to life then following a book that's hundreds of years old.

Blinding light? Yah I can defiantly see that, the light does blind you, from reality and common sense.

[Bob4God]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

well that and dicks is the only thing you have and we dont... so what makes you so great?

What makes us so great is that GOD created us first, and THEN woman, who was created FOR us.

But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. -1 Timothy 2:12