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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #16
    Re: My dog is missing, feared dead.

    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
    I don't know he's dead but I got a strong figuring he might be.
    Any news Pastor? We have all been praying for Ol Bullit.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3330
        #17
        Re: My dog is missing, feared dead.

        Well friends, I have come to reckon he's gone for good.
        I do have several others to choose from as a replacement but I just don't know if any of them can compare to what I've lost.
        Just look at that sweet face!
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        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
            God's Favorite Pilot™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309
            #18
            Re: My dog is missing, feared dead.

            Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
            Ugh,nothing can pass your cute eyes,Ezekiel!! old
            Boy, what you said to Pastor Zeke makes me want to SOCK YOU!
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            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708
                #19
                Re: My dog is missing, feared dead.

                Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                I have had bad experiences with bloodhounds and consider them a liability. What evr you do keep them out on the porch and dont fall asleep near one. The consequences can be upsetting.
                I remember that!

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                Oh Brother Marshall I hope your baby comes home soon. Have you tried putting some peanut butter on you?
                Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 10-01-2008, 02:59 AM.
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                  • Marshall
                    Righteous and Patriotic
                    Highest body count at the VFW
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 3330
                    #20
                    Re: My dog is missing, feared dead.

                    He did love some peanut butter. I tried dousing a scarecrow in patchoulli figuring the stench would draw him in like a tom turkey to a suction yelper but it hasn't worked yet.
                    I'll try using some music I took off a hippy last year called "The Doors". Maybe the sounds of hippies along with the smell will bring him in.
                    If that doesn't work I will try pickin and strummin. Bullitt loves Bluegrass(who doesn't!) and nothing made him happier than a dulcimer or a banjo.

                    Friends, I am afeared my dog is just plain gone.
                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                      • Brother Guy Bayard
                        Anvil of the Antipodes
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 1271
                        #21
                        Re: My dog is missing, feared dead.

                        I wonder if some goths took him for a satanic sacrificial ritual? Should I grab the pickup and round a few up for 'questioning"?
                        The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                        Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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