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  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Senior Pastor
    VP of Evangelical Outreach
    On FIRE for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5812

    #1

    Reminder: Absentee Ballots Due Oct 19

    This is a reminder that everyone must place their blank absentee ballots in the collection plate along with your weekly tithe, during any service between now and Sunday 10/19.

    The pastors and the deacons will handle filling them out and turning them in.

    If you haven't picked up your absentee ballot yet, please give this your prompt attention.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

    ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
    Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #2
    Re: Reminder: Absentee Ballots Due Oct 19

    Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
    This is a reminder that everyone must place their blank absentee ballots in the collection plate along with your weekly tithe, during any service between now and Sunday 10/19.

    The pastors and the deacons will handle filling them out and turning them in.

    If you haven't picked up your absentee ballot yet, please give this your prompt attention.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben

    I'm not sure which is more pathetic - that you don't trust your members to go to the polls and vote as their conscience tells them to, or that your members would surrender something as precious as their vote to someone else.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Senior Pastor
      VP of Evangelical Outreach
      On FIRE for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5812

      #3
      Re: Reminder: Absentee Ballots Due Oct 19

      Bump.

      We've only received absentee ballots from about 60% of everyone. There's only two more weeks until they are due and I don't want to have to remind you about the fines and other penalties you will face for turning them in late.

      Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
      I'm not sure which is more pathetic - that you don't trust your members to go to the polls and vote as their conscience tells them to, or that your members would surrender something as precious as their vote to someone else.
      We are doing them a favor. Our church members are busy people and they don't have time to research the candidates to figure out which ones really love the Lord and which ones are undercover Atheists.

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

      ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
      Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
      #ChristianLivesMatter

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Reminder: Absentee Ballots Due Oct 19

        I don't have my absentee ballot yet, pastor, I'll wait a few days then call the registrar to see if there's a problem.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Unfalsifiable
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2008
          • 836

          #5
          Re: Reminder: Absentee Ballots Due Oct 19

          Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
          I'm not sure which is more pathetic - that you don't trust your members to go to the polls and vote as their conscience tells them to, or that your members would surrender something as precious as their vote to someone else.
          If they didn't want to vote the way Landover Baptist Church votes, why are they there in the first place? You clearly have no idea what it is like to have the purity of faith in the one true God flowing through your veins.

          This seems like a very loving, caring system from the Church, why would you try to sully it? I don't like the way you post.
          READ THE BIBLE

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          • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
            Tin Tither
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2008
            • 234

            #6
            Re: Reminder: Absentee Ballots Due Oct 19

            Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
            I'm not sure which is more pathetic - that you don't trust your members to go to the polls and vote as their conscience tells them to, or that your members would surrender something as precious as their vote to someone else.
            Lady its' a free country my dad fought for our right to do what our pastors tell us to if you dont' like it your welcome to move to north korea anyway our pastors know whats' best and i always listen to them so giving them my absntee ballot is like cutting out the middle man.

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            • Jean Poole
              Mother of 20
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2008
              • 384

              #7
              Re: Reminder: Absentee Ballots Due Oct 19

              We've sent ours.
              God hates Seth Cochrane.

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              • Old Man Hatchet
                Super Moderator
                Beloved Church Elder
                World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2084

                #8
                Re: Reminder: Absentee Ballots Due Oct 19

                I prefer to stand in a long line on Election Day. It gives me something to complain about.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Reminder: Absentee Ballots Due Oct 19

                  Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                  I prefer to stand in a long line on Election Day. It gives me something to complain about.
                  Brother Hatchet, you do understand you are expected to go in and vote on election day as well has voting by absentee ballet? As Jesus instructs us we are not luke warm when is comes to our civil duty as good and TRUE Christian citizens.

                  That is a remind that members of the Landover spiritual Courtesy Patrol will be going around with Republican Party Ward members to make sure everyone votes come Nov 11.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Reminder: Absentee Ballots Due Oct 19

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Brother Hatchet, you do understand you are expected to go in and vote on election day as well has voting by absentee ballet? As Jesus instructs us we are not luke warm when is comes to our civil duty as good and TRUE Christian citizens.

                    That is a remind that members of the Landover spiritual Courtesy Patrol will be going around with Republican Party Ward members to make sure everyone votes come Nov 11.
                    Well said brother BJ. Here at Landover Baptist, our motto is "Vote Early and Vote Often!"
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Osambo 08
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 671

                      #11
                      Re: Reminder: Absentee Ballots Due Oct 19

                      McBush will need something more than votes in order to win.He will need a MIRACLE *cough* Satan's help*cough*.

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