[manwithnobrain]

Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

He's pretty freaking cool. And dang smart too. Plus I need an atheist ally to fight with me!

[Chewer]

Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

Maybe you need to listen to those feelings and recognize that God loves all.

God hates many things. Including queers.

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."

Proverbs 6:16 "These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:"

Proverbs 6:17 "A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,"

Proverbs 6:18 "An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,"

Proverbs 6:19 "A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

Mark 11:26 "But if ye do not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses."

1 Corinthians 6:10 "Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."

Romans 1:26 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:"

Romans 1:27 "And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

That is a SMALL portion of the people that God HATES.

[Chewer]

Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

You mean stoning me.

We cant stone you. That is a violation of Titus 3:1 "Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,"

[manwithnobrain]

Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

We cant stone you.

While you are all queerwise, God does want us to stone you to hasten your arrival in Hell. If it makes things easier, you can post a link to your whereabouts.

I think I see some hypocrisy. (Like your bible.)

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

I think I see some hypocrisy. (Like your bible.)

I said God wants you stoned. Mr. Dipper said we cannot. Both which are true. Secular laws unfortunately prevent us from doing all of Gods work for him.
If you read the Bible instead of spreading your personal vendetta against nice people, you would understand that.
Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
Romans 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
Romans 13:3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
Romans 13:4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Romans 13:5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
Romans 13:6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.

Titus 3:1 Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,

Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

[manwithnobrain]

Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

Nice people don't tell other people that they're going to hell for things they can't control.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

Nice people don't tell other people that they're going to hell for things they can't control.

True. Nice people try to Save(r) those that are going to Hell because of bad choices they made.

You see friend, everyone is born with free will. As you grow, you make choices using that free will. Some good, some possibly bad. God tells us if we make a bad choice, all we have to do is repent and change our evil ways. A Christian is told by Jesus to seek out the bad people and show them the error of their ways. Aren't you glad you know me now?

We can be friends. Wouldn't you like to pray with me?

[manwithnobrain]

Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

I ain't religious but thanks for the offer. That's a sin I can control, unlike homosexuality.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

I ain't religious but thanks for the offer. That's a sin I can control, unlike homosexuality.

No friend, you choose to spread your cheeks to accept another mans seed. No one is forcing you. Unless you are raped, then you are not reponssible, unless of course, you were asking for it.

You see, if being gaywise was natural, men would be born that way. Because they are unable to bear children, the race of queerness would die out in a single generation.
I understand the disgust of having to 'be' with a female, what with the smell, the leaks, the incesstant clucking, the empty headedness and on and on and on. But it is what God expects. It is how He designed everything. Who are we to think otherwise?

Don't you want to be Loved®?

[manwithnobrain]

Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

Gay sex is a choice. Homosexuality is not.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

Gay sex is a choice. Homosexuality is not.

They are the same. Trying to say being gaywise is not a choice is just making an excuse. You may fool the fellow you are about to rape but God knows otherwise. As do all normal people.
You know perfectly well, one day you realized you wanted to rape other men. You were not born plunging deep into the bowels of innocent males.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

When is Didymus gonna show up? I'm really hoping for him to come.

Sorry, pal, I'm into the ladies.

Nice people don't tell other people that they're going to hell for things they can't control.

Does the Bible tell people to be nice?

2 Timothy 4:2 "Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine."

Look up the bolded words.

Read a Bible. Find out what being "Christian" really means. Start here.

[manwithnobrain]

Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

And you weren't having intercourse with women when you were born so heterosexuality is apparently also a choice.

[Chewer]

Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

Nice people don't tell other people that they're going to hell for things they can't control.

Homosexuality is a choice. Look at all the gays that have turned straight! You think they are all just liars! Many of the True Christians here are Ex-Gays, and True Christians do NOT lie for it is a violation of Exodus 20:16.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

And you weren't having intercourse with women when you were born so heterosexuality is apparently also a choice.

Right you are. Everything is a choice. Isn't God Grand!
It seems, you made the poor choice and it is up to you to fix it.