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  • Ebenezer Wright
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 1021

    #1

    Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

    Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

    I was at work yesterday, and I got into a heated discussion with my co-workers regarding the Presidential debates. It seems that I was the only one in a group of 5 people that was going to be voting for Godly John McCain!!

    I proudly listed all the reasons not to vote for Osambo, but they just didn't want to listen. They seem to want a gay supporting, terrorist running this country. Who has no American Military experience mind you!

    Well, I lost my temper and started shouting that I will not be placing my vote for a terrorist. I then proceeded to start my rant on how Obama is a homosexual and he is also going to ruin this world with his homosexual agenda! I stated "If I were President I would place all queers, trannys, retards, and goth/witches into a large air proof box. That would solve this worlds problems!"

    Well shortly after I was spoken to by my manager who apparently is a closet homosexual! He was very offended by the things I said.

    For the remainder of the day he would not speak to me. He just walked on by with his head held low.

    When I arrived at home, I felt bad that I offended the gay rod. I also was sad that I wasn't more understanding, and I wished that I had not said such harsh comments.

    Be in prayer that I grow up, and stop feeling bad for these abominations! I can not waste my time being concerned about a homos feelings.

    Please God forgive me for feeling bad for these hell-bound sodomites...

    Amen
    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22929

    #2
    Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

    Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
    Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

    [...]I stated "If I were President I would place all queers, trannys, retards, and goth/witches into a large air proof box. That would solve this worlds problems!"

    Well shortly after I was spoken to by my manager who apparently is a closet homosexual! He was very offended by the things I said.[...]
    The problem brother is with the boss and not with you. I pray you may have shocked him out of his lifestyle choice.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • ExGay Alex
      Helping boys become upright model citizens
      True Christian™
      • May 2008
      • 1295

      #3
      Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

      Agreed. You are not responsible for anyone else's sexual deviations other than your own, and I am sure you have none to worry about. They guy avoided you because he was realized he was going to Hell and this made him embarrassed and ashamed.

      Take your Bible in to work and leave it on your desk so that if he wants to fellowship, you can witness to him and maybe save his soul.
      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #4
        Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

        Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
        Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

        I was at work yesterday, and I got into a heated discussion with my co-workers regarding the Presidential debates. It seems that I was the only one in a group of 5 people that was going to be voting for Godly John McCain!!

        I proudly listed all the reasons not to vote for Osambo, but they just didn't want to listen. They seem to want a gay supporting, terrorist running this country. Who has no American Military experience mind you!

        Well, I lost my temper and started shouting that I will not be placing my vote for a terrorist. I then proceeded to start my rant on how Obama is a homosexual and he is also going to ruin this world with his homosexual agenda! I stated "If I were President I would place all queers, trannys, retards, and goth/witches into a large air proof box. That would solve this worlds problems!"

        Well shortly after I was spoken to by my manager who apparently is a closet homosexual! He was very offended by the things I said.

        For the remainder of the day he would not speak to me. He just walked on by with his head held low.

        When I arrived at home, I felt bad that I offended the gay rod. I also was sad that I wasn't more understanding, and I wished that I had not said such harsh comments.

        Be in prayer that I grow up, and stop feeling bad for these abominations! I can not waste my time being concerned about a homos feelings.

        Please God forgive me for feeling bad for these hell-bound sodomites...

        Amen
        Brother Ebenezer,
        I am going to start a thread in the Prayer forum so that we can all pray for you to become less concerned about the feelings of queers. Amen.
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        • sinnersbedamned
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2008
          • 106

          #5
          Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

          Pity is fully appropriate, empathy is not. Its the manner in which you feel sad, not the action of doing so.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22929

            #6
            Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

            Originally posted by sinnersbedamned View Post
            Pity is fully appropriate, empathy is not. Its the manner in which you feel sad, not the action of doing so.
            That came across a bit "preachy" and, as we're True Christians here, I'm not at all sure it is appropriate.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • sinnersbedamned
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2008
              • 106

              #7
              Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              That came across a bit "preachy" and, as we're True Christians here, I'm not at all sure it is appropriate.

              Thanks, but I'm trying to spread the word of god here. Jesus had pity for the damned. Amen.

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              • Ebenezer Wright
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2008
                • 1021

                #8
                Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

                Originally posted by sinnersbedamned View Post
                Thanks, but I'm trying to spread the word of God here. Jesus had pity for the damned. Amen.
                These people mock Jesus and spit in His face daily when they "make out" and sodomize each other. It is disgusting and hateful!

                And we capitalize God here, show some respect for your maker! I don't think I should be wasting my time feeling bad for someone who is already dead on the inside.(And soon on the outside)
                Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22929

                  #9
                  Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

                  Originally posted by sinnersbedamned View Post
                  Thanks, but I'm trying to spread the word of god here. Jesus had pity for the damned. Amen.
                  We're agreed that Jesus and God are one and the same, yes?

                  And we are agreed that God said that homers are abominations and should be stoned to death, yes?

                  And you are saying that Jesus (i.e. God) has* pity for the damned?

                  I don't think you're a Christian.

                  *I am also not happy that you used the past tense. Jesus Lives! He defeated death! Yet you are either suggesting He is dead or He has changed His mind... You need to repent and get Saved.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Ahimaaz Smith
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 2549

                    #10
                    Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

                    Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                    Well shortly after I was spoken to by my manager who apparently is a closet homosexual!
                    Brother Ebenezer, you are in a tight spot. I think you should ask one of the Landover deacons for some Chick tracts to drop on the homo's desk. Start with these (click the images to see the messages of love and hope in Christ Jesus):




                    Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Senior Pastor
                      VP of Evangelical Outreach
                      On FIRE for Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5812

                      #11
                      Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

                      Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                      Please God forgive me for feeling bad for these hell-bound sodomites...
                      I feel bad for them that they are going to Hell, which is exactly why I don't feel bad about hurting their poor little feelings when I tell them the TRUTH!

                      That's exactly what you did, brother. You should feel good that, while you may have bruised his ego, you gave him soul-saving information.

                      Bless you, Brother.

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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                      • manwithnobrain
                        Unsaved trash, full-on pervert
                        • Mar 2014
                        • 35

                        #12
                        Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

                        Maybe you need to listen to those feelings and recognize that God loves all.
                        Lev.20:13
                        If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #13
                          Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

                          Originally posted by manwithnobrain View Post
                          Maybe you need to listen to those feelings and recognize that God loves all.
                          Where in the Bible does it say that God loves everyone?

                          Book, chapter, and verse, please.
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                          • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2013
                            • 999

                            #14
                            Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            Where in the Bible does it say that God loves everyone?

                            Book, chapter, and verse, please.
                            Caution, Brother Smyth: He could be asking questions like this just to try to entice you into his den of iniquity. If he is homer-friendly, he is antichrist.

                            Meekly,
                            NRL
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                            • manwithnobrain
                              Unsaved trash, full-on pervert
                              • Mar 2014
                              • 35

                              #15
                              Re: Lord God Please Help! I Felt Bad For A Queer!!

                              Oh yep right don't ask questions because I'm theANTICHRIST!
                              Lev.20:13
                              If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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