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how do i avoid the AIDS? does this mean i need to move now? im afraid, very afraid.
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how do i avoid the AIDS? does this mean i need to move now? im afraid, very afraid.
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Originally posted by Brother Terrence View Posthow do i avoid the AIDS? does this mean i need to move now? im afraid, very afraid.
You avoid AIDS by not having sex with infected people.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!! -
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Do you live in terraced, detached, or semi-detached housing? Also, what do you think attracted this troublemaker to your neighbourhood? Those queers never do anything unless it advances the queer agenda in some way. This indicates that the Democratic National Committee probably have plans of some kind for your area, and I doubt they're anything good.Originally posted by Brother Terrence View Posthow do i avoid the AIDS? does this mean i need to move now? im afraid, very afraid.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!
i unfortunatly live in the heavily populated democratic socialist republic of chicago, illinois. and thank God i live in single family housing. i was looking on the internet for some type of tarp or very high fencing that could provide some type of protection from what im sure will be free floating fag bacteria. i am also looking into some type of wraparound style sunglasses so i dont accidentally make eye contact with this heathen. any advice would be appreciated.DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!Comment
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Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!
Jesus rewards filthy pervert sinners with The AIDS. Accept Jesus as your personal Savior(c) and you'll have nothing to worry about. Being washed in Christ's blood is the only way to keep the AIDS off of you. Glory!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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The only way to avoid gettings AIDS is not having intercourse with an infected person or don't get his/her blood in an open wound.Revelation 20:14-15
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.Comment
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Just avoid trickery, such as 'hey, will you pick that up for me neighbor?', because if you fall for that you are likely to get poked. Besides that, be sure to accept jesus
, and your neighbor will be sent directly to hell, without passing go or collecting two hundred dollars. Because jesus already knows that if he gave two hundred dollars to a homo, that he would not become an ex-homo, nor tithe the two hundred dollars back to jesus.
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I also recommend having that homers house condemned by the city; or, rent a bulldozer & knock it down yourself.Originally posted by Libra View PostComment
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I'd definitely move. If you're renting, just give your notice and leave. The half a month's rent you'll lose is hardly worth catching the Gay Plague! If you own, move out and rent a place while you try to sell your house. And don't tell ANY of the prospective buyers the neighborhood is infected.Originally posted by Brother Terrence View Posthow do i avoid the AIDS? does this mean i need to move now? im afraid, very afraid.
I admire your commitment to the Lord, but your longer posts are nearly unreadable. The Space Bar is your FRIEND!Originally posted by Brother Terrence View Post
Also, break those giant blocks of text into bite-sized little pieces, they are so much easier to read!
Jesus hates bad grammar and so do the True Christians™ here at Landover. Make your posts easier to read and you'll make the Baby Jesus coo and giggle. Sloppy capitalization makes the Baby Jesus cry.
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Tithe generously (see that shiny button at the bottom of this page?) and Jesus will smile upon you.
Also reading the bible (KJV 1611 only) will help.
Praise Jesus!
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AIDS is not the only concern. It's a safety issue generally. Homers love scented candles in the bathroom and bedroom and are notoriously careless about these open flames. Late night fires often start accidently over at their houses....
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).Comment
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This is true Alex. Especially when noone else is around.Originally posted by Alex the Russian View PostAIDS is not the only concern. It's a safety issue generally. Homers love scented candles in the bathroom and bedroom and are notoriously careless about these open flames. Late night fires often start accidently over at their houses....Comment
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Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!
Your Bible has the answer.Originally posted by Brother Terrence View Posthow do i avoid the AIDS? does this mean i need to move now? im afraid, very afraid.
"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."
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Whatever you do dont' move if you move then more queers will buy you're place and then the neighbor hood where you live will fall victim to jenniferification or whatever they call it when the queers take over a whole town and kick out us decent hard working americans.Comment
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