[Juliette]

Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!

AIDS is not the only concern. It's a safety issue generally. Homers love scented candles in the bathroom and bedroom and are notoriously careless about these open flames. Late night fires often start accidently over at their houses....

Maybe an accident can become .... hrrrm... an accident?

The homers will burn in hell anyway.

[VictoryOS]

Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!

While you're still living there, don't forget to tightly board up the windows from the inside. You don't want these homers looking in your windows at night to get their perverse gratification in your rose bushes. Do you have plenty ammo in case of an emergency?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!

AIDS is not the only concern. It's a safety issue generally. Homers love scented candles in the bathroom and bedroom and are notoriously careless about these open flames. Late night fires often start accidently over at their houses....

Plus you can catch the AIDS from those candles. The queers like to shove them up their behinds. That's one reason why I never buy candles.

That, plus demons come out of them sometimes.

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!

Maybe an accident can become .... hrrrm... an accident?

The homers will burn in hell anyway.

Accidents often need gentle persuasion. Praise Jesus™.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!

In case you do decide to move, we in Gibeah Hill have protective covenants. We're not bigoted; we just like to protect what is ours.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!

Maybe an accident can become .... hrrrm... an accident?

The homers will burn in hell anyway.

We had a faggot living next door to us for a while.... but after an anonymous letter writing campaign, telling everyone in our neighborhood he was a convicted pedophile and baby-rapist, he soon had to move - for his own saftey! Praise Jesus!

It's wonderful when you have God on your side, you can achieve anything. And the real kicker is that we didn't even have to do anything illegal to get rid of him. When our neighbors found out what he really was - they did all the work for us. Windows of his home smashed at 3AM, rocks thrown at the pervert by the local kids, concerned citizens going up and punching him in the street, his car was set on fire etc etc. Every True Christian knows that all Homers are sicko perverts, baby-rapists and child abusers anyways, so it's not like we were stretching the truth! Glory!

[Nobar King]

Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!

When you have a neighbor-from-HELL like that you have to resort to any measures to get them out. Like leaving Bibles on their door to show them that people know that they are not following the one true path.

[s@ul77]

Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!

how do i avoid the AIDS? does this mean i need to move now? im afraid, very afraid.

Are you attracted to him? Like Jesus, would it not be better to engage with this person rather that judging them? You would achieve more through love than hate, would you not think.

[Talitha]

Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!

Are you attracted to him? Like Jesus, would it not be better to engage with this person rather that judging them? You would achieve more through love than hate, would you not think.

Unfortunately, Brother Terrence is Unsaved Trash just like yourself.
If he were to be living here in Freehold he would never have to put up with such a problem in the first place.

[s@ul77]

Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!

Unfortunately, Brother Terrence is Unsaved Trash just like yourself

No, he is trying to set himself above others, like so many.

If he were to be living here in Freehold he would never have to put up with such a problem in the first place.

Really, based on what.

[Talitha]

Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!

Really, based on what.

Based on the FACT that there are no such filthy perverts living here.

[s@ul77]

Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!

Based on the FACT that there are no such filthy perverts living here.

And how would Jesus deal with such persons?

[Talitha]

Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!

And how would Jesus deal with such persons?

Who am I to say what our Savior would do with such an abomination?

[s@ul77]

Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!

Who am I to say what our Savior would do with such an abomination?

But, you are quite willing to label them as perverts, no?

[Jerome]

Re: HELP, a gay moved in next door!

Just don't bother them. Just leave them alone.
No need to over react.