STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

[Captain_Asshat]

Hey did some asshat on here say Lindsey Lohan was a lesbeaner???

I have it on good authority that she's goin' out wi some DJ dude names Sam! Yes Sam! That's a guys name, knucklehead!

Look, here's a few pics of Sam and his girlfriend Lindsey L together -







Yea, this is obviously a dude.

Now I demand an apology for sayin bad tings 'bout Lindsay!

She's sooooooooooooooo hot! AND DEF NOT A BEANER!!!!!

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

Missed a couple... ya know, this Sam dude actually looks lik a pretty cool guy!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

SAm is short for Samantha and she's definitely a woman.

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

SAm is short for Samantha and she's definitely a woman.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK NOW, LADY!!!!

Uhhh... did u actualy LOOK at those pictures, dumbass??? Cos no-way is that dude a lesbean!

For a start, he ain't fat an don't have greasy hair. K. All lesbeans have big fat asses an dirty unwashed hair!!!!

I await my apology!

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

Hey Iron-Crotch,

HERE is what Lesbeans REALLY look like -

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

For a start, he ain't fat an don't have greasy hair. K. All lesbeans have big fat asses an dirty unwashed hair!!!!

Asshat, is this your way of telling us you are a lesbian?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK NOW, LADY!!!!

Uhhh... did u actualy LOOK at those pictures, dumbass??? Cos no-way is that dude a lesbean!

For a start, he ain't fat an don't have greasy hair. K. All lesbeans have big fat asses an dirty unwashed hair!!!!

I await my apology!

Look closely at this picture you posted


Those curves under the Led Zeppelin logo are from breasts.

[Lithium]

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Iron is right Sam IS short for samantha, Lindsay confessed for herself so why on earth making such a big deal out of it ? Sjeeez

[The most pathetic dopehead]

Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

Yes Sam! That's a guys name, knucklehead!

Ever hear the name samantha?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

Look closely at this picture you posted


Those curves under the Led Zeppelin logo are from breasts.

As the only Known expert on latino chica chi chi's on this forum I can swear under oath those arent grab bags!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

As the only Known expert on latino chica chi chi's on this forum I can swear under oath those arent grab bags!

This may come as a shock to you, but women's breasts aren't there for you to grab - their function is to produce milk with which to feed babies.

[Buckminster Carlson]

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I don't care what she says, I still think she's a lesbo. She has every reason to say that she's straight. Why wouldn't she?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I don't care what she says, I still think she's a lesbo. She has every reason to say that she's straight. Why wouldn't she?

She's quite open about the fact that she's a lesbian - Sam (whos last name escaps me at the moment) and Lindsey Lohan are engaged to be married.

[Buckminster Carlson]

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She's quite open about the fact that she's a lesbian - Sam (whos last name escaps me at the moment) and Lindsey Lohan are engaged to be married.

That's just sick. That Lohan whore is going to burn in Hell.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: STOP PRESS ! LINDSEY LOHAN ISN'T A BEANER AFTER ALL! PRAISE!

This may come as a shock to you, but women's breasts aren't there for you to grab - their function is to produce milk with which to feed babies.

You filthy pervert! Take that back!

Young children should NOT be subjected to such perverted sexual acts! Remember, breast-feeding is a gateway sin!!

What you're telling us is that you 'believe' it's ok for a mother to stick her erect nipples into a poor babies' mouth?? Next you'll be telling up it's ok for the father to try and put his tallywacker in there too! You filthy sicko!

I always knew wiccers were closet pedophiles!!!