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It struck me as I was watching the secular news that it’s not just who you are, but those around you. Suppose I were on an airplane with a couple of homers, some mislamatoids, maybe a cathyliker or three and even a Methodist. You get the picture; sometimes you associate with Hellbound scum when you just can’t help it. So God wants to teach some oxygen thieves a lesson. God in his never-ending wisdom and love decides it’s time for a planeload of heathens to crash into a mountain. What if a True Christian ™ is on that plane?
Well, I’m sure God looks forward to welcoming them to Paradise. That’s the price one has to pay for associating with such rubbish. This is why our Godly President has his own plane, not like the British leader. Baptists know better.
A tornado comes to town to clean out another trailer park. Tornadoes are pretty good about not getting Baptists, but if you get in the way, well God can only be so careful. I could list example after example, that’s why you should surround yourself with other True Christians ™. You should found a True Christian ™ community. This is vital. Now, don’t start packing your bags and heading to Landover. We don’t just let anybody move into our town. No, don’t even think about it unless invited. Large tithers can get “line jump” privileges. But, this is good for you. It means you have to get off your knees and praying, and out on the streets braying! Like Samson who took a jawbone of an ass and slew a thousand, you get out there and convert your community into a safe place for your children and yourself. Do you want your kid on a school bus full of liberals, and two daddy families, or on a nice safe True Christian ™ school bus? Easy choice. I mean, you don’t want to associate with people with lice, so why associate with people who are going to burn in Hell?
But you can’t do that if your town board and school board is full of liberal atheist gay agenda freaks, can you? No you can’t. A good Christian soldier draws up a battle plan at this point. A battle against Satan himself. But fear no evil, because the Lord is thy rod and thy staff and he protects you!
Now, there just are some towns that are doomed to Hell. There’s nothing you can do about it except leave. If you’ve done your duty and witnessed until you lost your voice, petitioned, marched, protested, and even ran for office and nothing has changed, it’s time to pack up and start your own town. Land is really cheap in many rural areas thanks to past Godly President Number One, Ronald Reagan. Now you can get together with like-minded people and build your own True Christian ™ community from the ground up. Have your own schools and there won’t be a heretic in the building. Then you’ll know your kids are safe and sound in the hands of Baptists like yourself.
Beyond that we need to come together and get some Christian only airline. I do not like being on a plane with the hell-bound, it makes me nervous. No Christian has ever flown a plane into a building. No, we have to assert ourselves. We are fighting for our life and that of our children. We owe it to the children to make the world safer. Write to and protest in front of airlines. Someone will listen!
When I flew over here to Czechoslovakia, I did the best I could do. I even knew there were commies on board. Once we got airborne I whipped out my KJV1611 and went to work on my seatmate. I witnessed and even got others nearby listening. I tried my best to make them see the fires in Hell. I handed them some Chick Tracts. I even managed to talk with a witness and beg him to take Jesus into his heart. God must have seen me, because our plane didn’t crash. No, you can bet that not in one fatal airplane crash was there a True Christian ™ ministering to the passengers. Think about it!
Well, I’m sure God looks forward to welcoming them to Paradise. That’s the price one has to pay for associating with such rubbish. This is why our Godly President has his own plane, not like the British leader. Baptists know better.
A tornado comes to town to clean out another trailer park. Tornadoes are pretty good about not getting Baptists, but if you get in the way, well God can only be so careful. I could list example after example, that’s why you should surround yourself with other True Christians ™. You should found a True Christian ™ community. This is vital. Now, don’t start packing your bags and heading to Landover. We don’t just let anybody move into our town. No, don’t even think about it unless invited. Large tithers can get “line jump” privileges. But, this is good for you. It means you have to get off your knees and praying, and out on the streets braying! Like Samson who took a jawbone of an ass and slew a thousand, you get out there and convert your community into a safe place for your children and yourself. Do you want your kid on a school bus full of liberals, and two daddy families, or on a nice safe True Christian ™ school bus? Easy choice. I mean, you don’t want to associate with people with lice, so why associate with people who are going to burn in Hell?
But you can’t do that if your town board and school board is full of liberal atheist gay agenda freaks, can you? No you can’t. A good Christian soldier draws up a battle plan at this point. A battle against Satan himself. But fear no evil, because the Lord is thy rod and thy staff and he protects you!
Now, there just are some towns that are doomed to Hell. There’s nothing you can do about it except leave. If you’ve done your duty and witnessed until you lost your voice, petitioned, marched, protested, and even ran for office and nothing has changed, it’s time to pack up and start your own town. Land is really cheap in many rural areas thanks to past Godly President Number One, Ronald Reagan. Now you can get together with like-minded people and build your own True Christian ™ community from the ground up. Have your own schools and there won’t be a heretic in the building. Then you’ll know your kids are safe and sound in the hands of Baptists like yourself.
Beyond that we need to come together and get some Christian only airline. I do not like being on a plane with the hell-bound, it makes me nervous. No Christian has ever flown a plane into a building. No, we have to assert ourselves. We are fighting for our life and that of our children. We owe it to the children to make the world safer. Write to and protest in front of airlines. Someone will listen!
When I flew over here to Czechoslovakia, I did the best I could do. I even knew there were commies on board. Once we got airborne I whipped out my KJV1611 and went to work on my seatmate. I witnessed and even got others nearby listening. I tried my best to make them see the fires in Hell. I handed them some Chick Tracts. I even managed to talk with a witness and beg him to take Jesus into his heart. God must have seen me, because our plane didn’t crash. No, you can bet that not in one fatal airplane crash was there a True Christian ™ ministering to the passengers. Think about it!
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