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  • firefoxyoshi
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    • Oct 2008
    • 15

    #1

    Hello everyone!

    Hello fellow Christians! I am new here and would like to explain a few things to you all.

    First off, I would like to talk to you all about Halloween, Easter and Christmas. I would like you all to know, these are Pagan and Wiccan holidays. Your lord or god did not create them, your stole them all and made them your own. Honestly, I have no problem with this at all, just please do not deny that they are not the first holidays of the Pagans.

    Second, I would like you all to know that I believe it is okay for women to enjoy sex. They are not baby making machines and I'm sure if Jesus was here to witness all of the things you have on this site he would condemn you all. We are all humans and we all deserve to be treated equally!

    I used to be a Christian, however I live down the street from a church, I have stopped going but this does not believe I do not accept God or Jesus. The only time I go to church is to say hello to the pastor and pray if something in my life is wrong.

    I'm almost 100% sure that I will be banned for this, but this is what I, a fellow Christian, believe in and KNOW for a fact. If you want to sit here and scream at your comptuers and throw fits like little monkeys, hey, I'm not stopping you, just do know that these are all true. Do the research people. And stop thinking so low of women. What kind of person do you think you are sitting here and playing God. If God is looking down on your gith now and watching you say things about other humans, no matter what sex or religion, race or homosexuality, we are ALL human and I'm sure we ALL are God's children.

    Now stop degrading others to your own personal pleasure and grow the hell up already.

    Have a nice God loving day everyone!
  • VictoryOS
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    • Dec 2007
    • 5390

    #2
    Re: Hello everyone!

    Sorry, but I didn't read more than 5 words of your little hate speech. I hope you didn't waste much time writing it.

    Did anyone else here read it? Did I miss anything inspiring?
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • Brother Habbo
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      • Jan 2008
      • 66

      #3
      Re: Hello everyone!

      Originally posted by firefoxyoshi View Post
      I would like you all to know that I believe it is okay for women to enjoy sex. They are not baby making machines and I'm sure if Jesus was here blah blah blah
      If that's true then why does the New Testament say that women are only saved through childbearing?

      PWNED!

      Originally posted by firefoxyoshi View Post
      I used to be a Christian, ... I, a fellow Christian
      Make up your mind!
      Salvation is SRS BSNS

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      • firefoxyoshi
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        • Oct 2008
        • 15

        #4
        Re: Hello everyone!

        Honestly, I dont give two flying fucks what you all say to me. I know the truth about this, and what you are all worshipping is NOTHING even close to what God wants. Your crossing over to Satanic ways. I hope you all die and rot in fucking hell.

        By the way, Im a Pagan, and if any of you came within 5 feet of me spreading your bullshit lies, you wouldn't make it past 3 seconds.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Hello everyone!

          So, you don't believe in God or Christianity or the Bible or any of that stuff, but you still go to church to pray? And you think living near a church makes a difference? You are one strange bird, I'll tell you, but you have come to the right place. Leave it to Jesus and our righteous pastors to help disspell the false beliefs and mythology that you believe in.

          Take some time and read the introduction, and maybe you will change your mind about your role in Jesus' plan. Doesn't that sound fun?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Hello everyone!

            Originally posted by firefoxyoshi View Post

            By the way, Im a Pagan, and if any of you came within 5 feet of me spreading your bullshit lies, you wouldn't make it past 3 seconds.
            I'm going to notify you to the DOF. Next time some street preacher is assaulted, they're going to come looking for you, boy, and they're not going to have a trial.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • firefoxyoshi
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              • Oct 2008
              • 15

              #7
              Re: Hello everyone!

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              So, you don't believe in God or Christianity or the Bible or any of that stuff, but you still go to church to pray? And you think living near a church makes a difference? You are one strange bird, I'll tell you, but you have come to the right place. Leave it to Jesus and our righteous pastors to help disspell the false beliefs and mythology that you believe in.

              Take some time and read the introduction, and maybe you will change your mind about your role in Jesus' plan. Doesn't that sound fun?
              Acutally, I love Christians, you all however are so corrupt by whatever this shit is you believe in. Your not even considered Christians, more like Satanic worshipers

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              • VictoryOS
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                • Dec 2007
                • 5390

                #8
                Re: Hello everyone!

                Originally posted by firefoxyoshi View Post
                Hello fellow Christians!
                I used to be a Christian
                I know the truth about this
                By the way, Im a Pagan
                And finally this knee-slapper...

                spreading your bullturkey lies

                So who is spreading the bullturkey here? I don't think it's us. In two posts you managed to contradict yourself how many times?
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • firefoxyoshi
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                  • Oct 2008
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                  #9
                  Re: Hello everyone!

                  Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                  And finally this knee-slapper...




                  So who is spreading the bullturkey here? I don't think it's us. In two posts you managed to contradict yourself how many times?
                  I really wish you would all see the truth in this... but I obviously now see no one here knows anything about true christianity. When you all start sacrificing babys and women I hope you wake up and finally see what the hell is going on around all of you.

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                  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                    VP of Evangelical Outreach
                    On FIRE for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5812

                    #10
                    Re: Hello everyone!

                    Originally posted by firefoxyoshi View Post
                    Acutally, I love Christians, you all however are so corrupt by whatever this shit is you believe in. Your not even considered Christians, more like Satanic worshipers
                    That S--t I believe in is God's Holy Word, the Bible.

                    Why do I care what some confused internet troll, who can't make up his own mind about what false religion he follows, thinks about how I follow the one true faith.

                    You need to find Jesus, friend. I believe He led you to this forum for a reason.

                    Pastor Billy-Reuben
                    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                    ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Hello everyone!

                      You have really high expectations...
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • firefoxyoshi
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                        • Oct 2008
                        • 15

                        #12
                        Re: Hello everyone!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                        That S--t I believe in is God's Holy Word, the Bible.

                        Why do I care what some confused internet troll, who can't make up his own mind about what false religion he follows, thinks about how I follow the one true faith.

                        You need to find Jesus, friend. I believe He led you to this forum for a reason.

                        Pastor Billy-Reuben
                        Acutally, my girlfriend led me here because I hear you all think its okay for women to be raped and used for nothig else but your own pleasure.

                        And if you really dont caer what I say, why do you respond to me?

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #13
                          Re: Hello everyone!

                          Originally posted by firefoxyoshi View Post
                          I really wish you would all see the truth in this... but I obviously now see no one here knows anything about true christianity.
                          Then explain to us the error of our ways, quoting verbatim from the Holy King James Bible.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #14
                            Re: Hello everyone!

                            Originally posted by firefoxyoshi View Post
                            And if you really dont caer what I say, why do you respond to me?
                            We love you enough to do what it takes to save you from eternal damnation.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                            • AceofShadows
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                              • Oct 2008
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                              #15
                              Re: Hello everyone!

                              Quoting the bible as opposed to providing a logical argument doesnt prove you know anything about what happens after death or beyond this plane of existance, it just shows that you are a sheep that is able to read.

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