I have a question

[open_your_eyes]

Hey there guys, I stumbled across this website while searching google and I just have one question for you all. Is this a joke?

Let me elaborate a little I can’t work out if you all really believe what you say or if you’re just a bunch of crazy people living under a big rock somewhere, or if this page is just a joke page for letting off steam. As I can’t imagine people actually believe this crap in real life? For example most of what is written under the mens section had me in fits of laughter about the female orgasm and the discussions of how men should beat their women and dip their tampons in hot sauce. That has to be a joke right? Lol

This is a serious question by the way.

[JennyD]

Re: I have a question

And one that's never been asked before.

This site is as serious as the fires of Hell, and the true Love of Jesus.

Look around, nimrod. Do you think a few punk kids (like you) would write over 100,000 posts, with several thousand user accounts, maintaining a site of this size against DOS attacks at substantial expense, all for a little gag?

Our job here is to share the Truth about Jesus and the Bible. If you don't like the Bible, then you should take it up with God.

[Wide-Open]

Re: I have a question

Friend, do I look like a joke to you?

2 Chronicles 30:10
So the posts passed from city to city through the country of Ephraim and Manasseh even unto Zebulun: but they laughed them to scorn, and mocked them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I have a question

Your question has been asked before. Anyone who thinks that Landover Baptist Church is anything less than serious had better read THIS thread.

I for one resent these unsaved heathens who waltz into God's favorite forum and try and cast despersions upon our church. It just goes to show how right we are.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I have a question

Hey there guys, I stumbled across this website while searching google

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This is a serious question by the way.

Listen Vanilla Sky,
We know you're a troll that has simply come here to argue with us. This is not a debate forum, it is God's Favorite Forum™ where the True Christians™ of Landover Baptist come for fellowship and the witness to the occasional Unsaved person who is capable of hearing the Word of God.

For those like you we have little patience. You are the worst of the worst. You call us a joke, how rude! Do I come into whatever heathen, emo-sodomite, gamer-goth forum you normally post your filth in and call you a joke?

No, because I and the other True Christians™ here have better things to do with our time! Arguing with silly little trolls like you sickens me, and it sickens the Baby Jesus too!


Fools because of their transgression, and because of their iniquities, are afflicted.
Their soul abhorreth all manner of meat; and they draw near unto the gates of death.
Psalm 107:17-18

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: I have a question

Do I look like a negro to you? Do I? Do I????

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I have a question

Hey there guys, I stumbled across this website while searching google and I just have one question for you all. Is this a joke?

Friend, there are a quarter of a million posts on this board. Do you think we would put this kind of time and effort into something just for a few cheap laughs?

We are here to glorify God -- make known the riches of His mercy and the power of His wrath.

Let me ask you this: Do you think one-time presidential candidate Reverend Pat Robertson was joking when he said that gays and abortionists caused 9/11 and hurricane Katrina? Do you think Reverend Jerry Falwell was joking when he said one of the characters on the Teletubbies was going to turn kids gay? Do you think that George H. W. Bush was joking when he said that atheists should not be considered to be U.S. citizens? Do you think Ann Coulter was joking when she said that we should invade Islamic countries, kill their leaders, and forcibly convert the people to Christianity? Do you think James Dobson was joking when he said that homosexuality will destroy the Earth?

Think about that, friend. There is nothing funny about what we do here.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: I have a question

What are you talking about i go to this church every week and it sure looks real to me would i tithe so much if the church wasnt' real?

[Wide-Open]

Re: I have a question

What are you talking about i go to this church every week and it sure looks real to me would i tithe so much if the church wasnt' real?

Amen Jimmy-Roy. You may only be a tin-level Tither, but you sure know what's real and what isn't!

PS: Brother Nobar complained about his lawn in a message he sent me recently. Could you look into it? Like: right now?

Thanks.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: I have a question

Amen Jimmy-Roy. You may only be a tin-level Tither, but you sure know what's real and what isn't!

PS: Brother Nobar complained about his lawn in a message he sent me recently. Could you look into it? Like: right now?

Thanks.

Thank you pastor and tell mr. king im' on my way.

[boognish]

Re: I have a question

Hey there guys, I stumbled across this website while searching google and I just have one question for you all. Is this a joke?

Of course not!

[Wide-Open]

Re: I have a question

Hey there guys, I stumbled across this website while searching google and I just have one question for you all. Is this a joke?

Of course not!

Thank you Friend.

[Mikeman]

Re: I have a question

And one that's never been asked before.

This site is as serious as the fires of Hell, and the true Love of Jesus.

Look around, nimrod. Do you think a few punk kids (like you) would write over 100,000 posts, with several thousand user accounts, maintaining a site of this size against DOS attacks at substantial expense, all for a little gag?

Our job here is to share the Truth about Jesus and the Bible. If you don't like the Bible, then you should take it up with God.

I can answer that one with porn
*Satanic link deleted*
ran by 'punk kids' who are sexual deviants (no sarcasm). This pages forum(community>forum) has 666272 Posts in 21482 Topics by 43810 Members. Pretty impressive for a pack of punk sexual deviants, no? Also, no dos attacks.

[Nobar King]

Re: I have a question

Hey there guys, I stumbled across this website while searching google and I just have one question for you all. Is this a joke?

Of course not!

Great. Just what we need, another pooper extolling the virtues of brown.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I have a question

I can answer that one with porn
*Satanic link deleted*
ran by 'punk kids' who are sexual deviants (no sarcasm). This pages forum(community>forum) has 666272 Posts in 21482 Topics by 43810 Members. Pretty impressive for a pack of punk sexual deviants, no? Also, no dos attacks.

Wait, you mean horny queers like porn? I had no idea!



Tell me, is that website fake or joke porn, like you say this is a fake or joke church?

Yeah, I thought not.

Show me the fake or joke porno site with hundreds of thousands of posts, ok?