[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: My Good Friends!

Wolfspit1669 got herself banned again? That makes me and the Baby Jesus very sad!

I gave her every chance and she eschewed my kind offer of redemption.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My Good Friends!

Hi. That would be me. My name is Dark Maiden, but they changed it to Wolfburgers but then changed it back.

Dork Maven, aren't you the one who liked to rape dead wolves?

Allllie, I suggest steering clear of this one. She's a necro-furriphile.

[WickedWitch]

Re: My Good Friends!

Aloha Alie. Aloha We are glad that you have not committed the dire acts upon yourself that we feared in the past when you were a nutter, thus depriving us of the pleasure of doing them to you in an effort to save your soul by any means necessary. Nah, I would miss you too much. You ought to know that by now, silly Pastor! No matter how long I'm gone, I always come back...
Like a fungus.

Please come back when you can, preferably when you can sneak over the border from Canuckistan to attend one of our rallys.

As always
Pastor Al

No, thanks. I'm still having a hard time erasing that last rally from my memory.

Oh Alie. How I have prayed for you to turn your back on Satan but instead it appears you continue to reject Jesus.

Pretty much, yeah.

Alie? Is that really you? I thought Jesus had rotted your cooter out and sent you to hell by now for being a slutty witch. Now wait just a minute Zeke! I am not a slut! Just because I won't sleep with you is no reason to go about spreading rumours about me.

Better accept Jesus right this minute.

No, thank you. I am quite happy as a Pagan.

What Dark Maiden means is that after I elicited from her a promise to stop eating Christian Babies and not flaunt her GOTH/WICKEDAN/GAY lifestyle on the board, and respect everyone here, and accept JESUS into her heart, and tithe all her worldly possessions, and not complain how skinny she is in front of the Landover Ladies who are all quite ....healthy, I would allow her back into the main population to see how she will get along.

It is her saddest day that she immediately snagged onto you, the worst example of Christianity in the World.

1) I couldn't be used as an example of Christianity because I'm Pagan, you silly man. 2) HER? SHE?! It's a GIRL? Well then what do I want with it? Dammit, I thought I'd found a boy for myself. *Sniffles* You can unsnag her and have her back, Pastor, since she isn't a boy that I can have for my very own.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: My Good Friends!

We haven't met. I'm Aaron Portway and I fly for Landover AirJesus. You're one of the pet pagans I've heard so much about I guess?

Well, it's good to make your acquaintance anyway. And do please accept Jesus at some point, roasting in Hell is no place for a lady.

[WickedWitch]

Re: My Good Friends!

Finally someone around here who recognizes a lady when they see one (read the posts of one?)! I like you. And I am quite pleased to make your acquaintance as well.

Yay! More friends for Alllie!

[WickedWitch]

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My friends! I come bringing news, be it good or ill: I is has the interwebs!! YAY! Alie shall be here all the time! W00t!

[WickedWitch]

Re: My Good Friends!

Oi! Oi! You there! Landovarians, pay attention! Didn't you see what I said? I have the internet again, so I can bug you all the time. Isn't that marvellous? Smashing, eh?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: My Good Friends!

Oi! Oi! You there! Landovarians, pay attention! Didn't you see what I said? I have the internet again, so I can bug you all the time. Isn't that marvellous? Smashing, eh?

We heard you, we are ignoring you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Good Friends!

My friends! I come bringing news, be it good or ill: I is has the interwebs!! YAY! Alllie shall be here all the time! W00t!

No thanks.


Not until you repent and accept Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My Good Friends!

Oi! Oi! You there! Landovarians, pay attention! Didn't you see what I said?

I was busy weeping bitter tears of torment into my morning tea.

I have the internet again, so I can bug you all the time. Isn't that marvellous? Smashing, eh?

Smashing your computer? A grand idea! Jesus approves.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: My Good Friends!

I have the internet again, so I can bug you all the time.

As cabbage 'bugs' my bowels, no doubt. Your satanic plot has the very same sulphurous whiff about it.

[WickedWitch]

Re: My Good Friends!

Ahh! The love! The excitment! The acknowledgement! These I feel from you all most gratefully (except Sayved, who smells rather terrible at the moment, do you not bathe, dear?). And Mrs Rogers, unless your bowels are moved for me (Song of Soloman 5:4), I shall not be irritating them so.