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  • #16
    Re: God hates dogs!

    Originally posted by Mr. Seth Cochran View Post
    I see why Godly True Christians™ keep their dogs tied out behind the shed and feed them just enough scraps to keep them alive. If Jesus hates them, so do I! In fact, to show my devotion to the Lord I'm going to go to the local animal shelter tomorrow, adopt a dog, and every day when I come in from work I'm going to kick that dog in the ribs as hard as I can in the name of Jesus!
    It seems you've been banned, Mr. Cochran.

    I can only assume that this means that Jesus hates you. Will you now hate and abuse yourself, as you wished to do to a dog? Will you tie yourself behind a shed and eat scraps, barely enough to stay alive, until at long last you die and descend into the eternal clutches of the horned one, Satan, to be raped and burned alive for all time?

    How sad it must be, to be rejected by Jesus so violently and with such finality!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #17
      Re: God hates dogs!

      I get it! Finally, after tracking down the creator of this website, and talking to him about his personal views, I see the outstanding and admirable intention of this Christian outreach forum!

      By taking everything in the Bible, and expounding upon it in its most literal form, Pastor Pistle and the other True Christians show how false "liberal Christians" ignore the Truth in the Bible! Before learning about the Bible, I thought you were making up Bible verses, and trying to be funny . . . now, I know more about what the Bible really says, and I give you and Jesus my 100% support!

      I feel like I’ve been duped, and that the jokes on me for arguing so fervently with you. Good show. You got me, because I was all worked up about this for months! Good one….. I appreciate JESUS now!
      Last edited by JennyD; 12-11-2008, 05:29 AM. Reason: Repaired bad link
      1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

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      • #18
        Re: God hates dogs!

        Originally posted by logician View Post
        I feel like I’ve been duped, and that the jokes on me for arguing so fervently with you. Good show. You got me, because I was all worked up about this for months! I appreciate JESUS now!
        And well you should! I am glad you finally realized that arguing against the Bible is wasted effort.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #19
          Re: God hates dogs!

          Praise Jesus! Another formerly False Christian has seen the Light of the Lord!

          Will you join the Family of God, logician?
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          • #20
            Re: God hates dogs!

            Originally posted by logician View Post
            Glorious Testimony About Seeing the Light Snipped
            Shout Glory Brothers and Sisters! Another sinner filled with the white-hot, healing love of Jesus! I do hope you join us here at Landover in our Godly mission Brother Logician! We need all the souls we can get to help spread our True Christian(tm) message.

            Praise!
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            • #21
              Re: God hates dogs!

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              After much study of the scripture and careful prayer, I have reached the conclusion that dogs are an unholy and evil beast.
              Than why did God create them??
              Last edited by WilliamJenningsBryan; 12-11-2008, 07:41 PM.

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              • #22
                Re: God hates dogs!

                Originally posted by Hecate's View Post
                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                After much study of the scripture and careful prayer, I have reached the conclusion that dogs are an unholy and evil beast.
                Than why did God create them??
                We are about to ask the same question about you.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #23
                  Re: God hates dogs!

                  Originally posted by Hecate's View Post
                  Than why did God create them??
                  I'd like to know where you got the crazy idea that God loves everything He created. That isn't anywhere in the Bible.

                  God created queers, but He sure hates them!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #24
                    Re: God hates dogs!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I'd like to know where you got the crazy idea that God loves everything He created. That isn't anywhere in the Bible.

                    God created queers, but He sure hates them!
                    God hates me. I'm proud and saddened of that fact.

                    I need go read the Scripture and get rid of this nigraness. I have occasionally these wild outbursts that make me want to rape blonde women and steal chicken and blueberry pies from seniors.

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                    • #25
                      Re: God hates dogs!

                      I will continue to pray that you are cured of your nigraness.


                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                      • #26
                        Re: God hates dogs!

                        Can you tell your nigra buddies to stop saying fo'sho while you're at it? The white kids are starting to say it and it's pissing me off.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #27
                          Re: God hates dogs!

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Can you tell your nigra buddies to stop saying fo'sho while you're at it? The white kids are starting to say it and it's pissing me off.
                          They think it's part of black culture. I know some nigras who believe in black elevation and believe that the 'nigga' dialect is far superior than Godly American English. They are too uppity to listen to reason, Mr. Nobar King.

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                          • #28
                            Re: God hates dogs!

                            You don't have to reason with them. Just kick 'em in the teeth.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #29
                              Re: God hates dogs!

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              You don't have to reason with them. Just kick 'em in the teeth.
                              I don't want to succumb to my wild nigra ways again but if I will do it for you, Mr. Nobar King. I will make them swallow all of their teeth.

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                              • #30
                                Re: God hates dogs!

                                Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                                God hates me. I'm proud and saddened of that fact.

                                I need go read the Scripture and get rid of this nigraness. I have occasionally these wild outbursts that make me want to rape blonde women and steal chicken and blueberry pies from seniors.
                                You can read? Praise Jesus!! Did your mammy sign you up for that famous negro literacy program?

                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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