[BelieverInGod]

Re: God hates dogs!

My Dog Fluffy don't take no ass-sniffin' from any Homer dogs....

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Got him trained to rip out the throat of any other Dog that comes near him.
I also gotten him trained to attack Queers.
If he's a-sniffin' at your Crotch just be warned what you are smelling of.

He can sniff out a pervert a mile off.

Anyone here who thinks God hates Fluffy can take it up with him
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You've got a fine looking dog there Brother Batty.

Although I agree that pet dogs are not loved by God, He must have a soft spot for the working dog. Protection dogs, hunting dogs, even the good old fashioned Metzgerhund has to be special considering the hatred that Muslims have for them. Something about the light markings over their eyes.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: God hates dogs!

What did you do to upset it? Eight-year-olds aren't the smartest or nicest people.

Oh, I see..... So if something bad happens to you, it's someone else's fault, but a dog bites a child (4.7 million in the US annually) and all of a sudden the child did something to the dog.

[handmaiden]

Re: God hates dogs!

My family's recently whelped Dalmatian bit me in the face when I was 5 years old.

Admittedly, I was singing and all, but even if I was off-key, was that a valid reason for trying to swallow my head?

Reminiscently Yours,

Handmaiden

[ILOVEJ]

Re: God hates dogs!

The Lord have NOT written the bible

You sir have horrible gramer. Maybe if you pray really hard then Jesus will take pity on you and teach you how to talk properly. (but probably not because your black.)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God hates dogs!

There is hope for all: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/exnegro/ex-NegroAd.html