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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: GODLY MySpace

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    WHAT?!?!?!? Ole Pastor Zeke slumming?
    I sent you a freind request too, ya old coot! Why don't you answer?

    Your last name is McGillicuddy, right?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #17
      Re: GODLY MySpace

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I sent you a freind request too, ya old coot! Why don't you answer?

      Your last name is McGillicuddy, right?
      MR. McGillicuddy!
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • VinnieVespisti
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Nov 2006
        • 41

        #18
        Re: GODLY MySpace

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        (We must be really careful, why I already have some pervert named Tom pestering me to be his friend)
        aw sweetheart - you have nothin' to fear from Tom the Stalker®, cuz that music's gonna make his nads shrivel up....

        ...but my nads are made of sterner stuff, honeybunch. Remember that.

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2026
          • 15118

          #19
          Re: GODLY MySpace

          Originally posted by VinnieVespisti View Post

          ...but my nads are made of sterner stuff, honeybunch. Remember that.
          You had Plastic Surgery there too?
          My, Mr Vespetiti, you are doomed to an Eternity with Satan as a bed-partner if you carry on with your present lifestyle.

          Oh, a word of advice sweetie. Don't go near too many hot places. You'll end up looking like Michael Jackson

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • VinnieVespisti
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            • Nov 2006
            • 41

            #20
            Re: GODLY MySpace

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            You had Plastic Surgery there too?
            nope, just a lil wax from time to time. Vinnie can handle the pain though - Nads of Steel©.....

            ..not literally steel, just that my nads have inner steeliness.....hard to explain to a lady, cuz waxing Man Stuff® is kind of like childbirth I guess, except that waxing nads is 100 times more painful.

            Thanks for inspiring me to wax all philosophical-like about my balls, sweetpea.

            Oh, a word of advice sweetie. Don't go near too many hot places. You'll end up looking like Michael Jackson
            huh? is that a crack about Vinnie's nose? big nose = big feet = big luck with the ladies. ok? ok.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2026
              • 15118

              #21
              Re: GODLY MySpace

              Originally posted by VinnieVespisti View Post
              nope, just a lil wax from time to time. Vinnie can handle the pain though - Nads of Steel©.....

              ..not literally steel, just that my nads have inner steeliness.....hard to explain to a lady, cuz waxing Man Stuff® is kind of like childbirth I guess, except that waxing nads is 100 times more painful.

              Thanks for inspiring me to wax all philosophical-like about my balls, sweetpea.


              huh? is that a crack about Vinnie's nose? big nose = big feet = big luck with the ladies. ok? ok.
              You keep mentioning "Nads".
              Is this not a bit painful for a hairy man like yourself?

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              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • VinnieVespisti
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                • Nov 2006
                • 41

                #22
                Re: GODLY MySpace

                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                You keep mentioning "Nads".
                Is this not a bit painful for a hairy man like yourself?
                Vinnie uses a different type of wax cuz saying 'I like to put Nads on my nads' sounds kinda homo, like a dude is into making nad sandwiches with other dudes, and there ain't nothing homo about Man Waxing©. capiche?

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #23
                  Re: GODLY MySpace

                  Originally posted by VinnieVespisti View Post
                  aw sweetheart - you have nothin' to fear from Tom the Stalker®, cuz that music's gonna make his nads shrivel up....

                  ...but my nads are made of sterner stuff, honeybunch. Remember that.
                  pervert! Mr. Testosteroni strikes again.

                  You better hope Pastor Zeke doesn't see this.
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                  • lilith
                    Night Hag
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1232

                    #24
                    Re: GODLY MySpace

                    Christians have overrun Myspace? I KNEW there was a reason not to go there.

                    Dear Jaysus...Vinnie's back! Take cover.
                    In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324

                      #25
                      Re: GODLY MySpace



                      BREASTS!!!!! All over facebook tomorrow!
                      Beware of the photo if you click the link:

                      Seattle - Facebook, a social networking website, does not want members posting photos of mothers breastfeeding their children.
                      Last year, Stephanie Knapp Muir set her profile picture to a small photo of herself breastfeeding. Facebook deemed the image obscene and without prior notice. removed the photo.
                      Women breastfeeding their children have been pushed out of restaurants, libraries, museums, shopping malls, and now … you can not post a picture of a baby feeding because it is an obscenity.
                      Following the incident, a group called “Hey Facebook, breastfeeding is not obscene!” (Official petition to Facebook) is fighting back. The group already has over 67,000 members.
                      The group, in protest and demand, has organized a “virtual nurse-in” seceduled for tomorrow December 28.
                      The protest is to change the profile photo by replacing one in which shows a mother nursing her baby and change the status (Status Update) with the phrase “Hey Facebook, breastfeeding is not obscene.”
                      The role of female breasts — and therefore of the mammary gland — is to feed babies. The function or erotic vision in invention of mankind.
                      Facebook had no comment about the demonstration.
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                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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